The 20 Male Poses of Facebook [Images]

[xpoint9]

For reasons that I’m not going to explain because it makes me look like a giant loser, I was recently looking through all of the guys named Ryan in New York City on Facebook. First, let me say that there are a lot of gents named Ryan living in this city. Although I didn’t find the Ryan I was originally looking for, my quest became a truly interesting study of facebook photos and faux pas.

#1: The High Contrast/Photoshop Filter/iSight Shot

This is the equivalent of walking around wearing a half mask and a cape like the Phantom of the Opera. You’re hiding something. And there’s a large possibility that something is a skin problem.


#2: The Prepster at a Function Shot

He could be at a wedding, cocktail party, engagement party, sailing team reception, whatever. Either way he inevitably graduated from Wake Forest and now works for Ernst & Young.

#3: The Just Hangin’ with my Bros Shot

Whereas girls have an odd ability to quickly line up in cute formation, hug and make a kissy face to the girl to their left, guys have the ability to stand next to their bros, look awkward, barely touch each other and look stoic. SMILING IS FOR PUSSIES *****! NOW GET ME A NATTY LIGHT!

More:
http://www.2birds1blog.com/2008/04/2...-facebook.html

[perplexed_one]

More:
http://www.2birds1blog.com/2008/04/2...-facebook.html

rofl, made my day.

[DeimosBeros]

Hmmm. None of my profile pics are on that list.

Heh, some comments are justified but I think the blogger's a little too cynical.

[CSAgent]

They left out the "I'm a wannabe model/model shot but I'm not good enough for mainstream media" pose. Most gender guilty of this: the females!

[Martinga]

Were you expecting a mugshot?
The guy covers most shots out there.

[ruhroh]

Hahaha this is like the companion to the "myspace angle" article for girls.

[sexpuppet6000]

lol

[XxXSnake23XxX]

#14 The Self-Photographer Shot
#15 The Self-Cell-Photographer Shot

should be WAY higher!

[nfnx]

20 is too much... i mean its hard to think of poses that wouldnt fit any of those in a general sense.... meh not impressed with the findings but i can appreciate the effort

[manixc]

oh, so true. haha

[MickeyDs4life]

#17: The Future Pedophile of America Shot lol

[ahujie]

haha I would love to see something similar on female poses/pics!!

can somebody post a link?

[vrus]

I bet the blog writer just uses his passport photo for his profile.

[CSR]

hilarious!

[Digital_Domain]

haha I would love to see something similar on female poses/pics!!

can somebody post a link?

[Somewhat-NSFW] http://www.officialdatingresource.co...e-angles-pics/

OR

[NSFW] http://www.picturefacts.com/