African warlords thank Live 8 supporters

[Big Brother]

An email I got. Obviously fake but entertaining

Dear Friend:

This is one gigantic thank you from your warlord friends in Africa!

Thanks to your efforts, you have showed 8 men that you can make a difference. These 8 men were the 8 world leaders. Your actions convinced them to give us $25 billion, and forgive our debt.

Before Live 8, it was very hard for us to slaughter African villages without proper funding for weapons and food to feed our soldiers. Every day the soldiers were getting hungrier, and did not have enough energy to raid villages and take their food. But we saw a glimmer of hope.

We knew you could show the world how much you care, by getting together for the Live 8 concerts.

Because you saw Linkin' Park perform with Jay-Z, we can now torch villages using the latest in technology. Thank you for funding a better African power!

Thank you,

The African Warlord Team

[biosh]

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