All the funny questions you've always wondered about Chinese people!

[Renegade4sho]

Hey guys,

I am taking this topic to the people and am eager to hear your feedback. I am becoming a stand up comic and am doing a bit about funny things that chinese people do that you all want answers to. I am NOT here to steal jokes but if you ever wanted to ask a question the time is now! :). Similar to what is done on the Jay Leno show. The reason why I am coming to the forums is because I am asian, so what I notice is likely different from what others see. I am eager to hear what you all have to say!!!!

Please keep in mind that these forums are for family oriented people and negative remarks will not be tolerated, so PLEASE phrase your question appropriately.

The more common topics which were already commented are:
i) Bad driving
ii) Nerds
iii) Physicality i.e. short, skinny

Your question and my creativity I hope will create an amazing joke to share with everyone.

[Ottomaddox]

Ibtl.

[yao416]

This will not end good

[AcidBomber]

[QUOTE=Renegade4sho;11807948]Hey guys,

I am taking this topic to the people and am eager to hear your feedback. I am becoming a stand up comic and am doing a bit about funny things that chinese people do that you all want answers to. I am NOT here to steal jokes but if you ever wanted to ask a question the time is now! :). Similar to what is done on the Jay Leno show. The reason why I am coming to the forums is because I am asian, so what I notice is likely different from what others see. I am eager to hear what you all have to say!!!!

Please keep in mind that these forums are for family oriented people and negative remarks will not be tolerated, so PLEASE phrase your question appropriately.

The more common topics which were already commented are:
i) Bad driving
ii) Nerds
iii) Physicality i.e. short, skinny

Your question and my creativity I hope will create an amazing joke to share with everyone.[/QUOTE]

well... most of the "funny" questions are either going to come out as racist or stereotyping in one way or another.

[Baseball_Boy]

Q: Why did the Chinese guy cross the road?


A: Because he wanted to be in before the lock!

[satcom]

why penis so smaw

[yao416]

Oh oh. Questions starts to come in

[15-20_God]

so in other words you want to be a poor man's Margaret Cho.

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- not to be reused without expressed written consent

[45ED]

[QUOTE=AcidBomber;11807993]well... most of the "funny" questions are either going to come out as racist or stereotyping in one way or another.[/QUOTE]

+1 It's very difficult to deliver a cultural/racial-specific joke because of this.

...I question the very thought of the OP's re: his success. If you're not a naturally funny guy and you must rely on the wider world for your material, then you are not funny at all and will not be successful.
[QUOTE=15-20_God;11808157]so in other words you want to be a poor man's Margaret Cho.

*copyright 15-20_God, 2010
- not to be reused without expressed written consent[/QUOTE]
I lol'd.

[thepersianguy]

what happens when two chinese guys cross swords?

[blainehamilton]

Wow. Are the trolls on reading week already? Op, youtube Russel Peters. Whatever you come up with, he's already done it better than you ever can.

Fail. Threadlock.

[phazy]

You need to watch rap freestyle battles. Specifically go watch the older Jin freestyles battles. Or Dumbfoundead vs Tantrum.
You can find all these on youtube. Should give you some insight.

[goJays]

ballerforsho??

spoken from the heart

1

[poedua]

[QUOTE=Renegade4sho;11807948]Hey guys,

I am taking this topic to the people and am eager to hear your feedback. [I][B][U]I am becoming a stand up comic and am doing a bit about funny things that chinese people do that you all want answers to[/U][/B][/I]. I am NOT here to steal jokes but if you ever wanted to ask a question the time is now! :). Similar to what is done on the Jay Leno show. The reason why I am coming to the forums is because I am asian, so what I notice is likely different from what others see. I am eager to hear what you all have to say!!!!

Please keep in mind that these forums are for family oriented people and negative remarks will not be tolerated, so PLEASE phrase your question appropriately.

The more common topics which were already commented are:
i) Bad driving
ii) Nerds
iii) Physicality i.e. short, skinny

Your question and my creativity I hope will create an amazing joke to share with everyone.[/QUOTE]


Perhaps this post from an Asian RFD member will be a possible source of some material you can develop for your comedy act.....


[INDENT][QUOTE] Originally Posted by matyb


[B]Asian parents[/B] give more because they expect more.


E.g. mom and dad are old, they are moving in with the oldest boy who will then at that point pay for everything they need and want in their life.

[B]Boy is 20[/B]

[INDENT]Give boy [I][U]$1000 a month allowance [/U][/I]
Buy [I][U]boy a BMW[/U][/I]
Give boy [I][U]$100k towards a house[/U][/I][/INDENT]

[B]Mom is 70[/B]

[INDENT]Give Mom $2000 a month allowance
Buy mom a Benz
Build a Granny flat for mom out back[/INDENT]

However, most of my 2nd generation CBC friends wouldn't think of having their parents live with them. On the other hand, the FOBs i know and 1st gens know what their parents expect.

Collectively speaking ofcourse.[/QUOTE][/INDENT]

[stealth]

[QUOTE=Renegade4sho;11807948]Hey guys,

I am taking this topic to the people and am eager to hear your feedback. I am becoming a stand up comic and am doing a bit about funny things that chinese people do that you all want answers to. I am NOT here to steal jokes but if you ever wanted to ask a question the time is now! :). Similar to what is done on the Jay Leno show. [B]The reason why I am coming to the forums is because I am asian[/B], so what I notice is likely different from what others see. I am eager to hear what you all have to say!!!!

Please keep in mind that these forums are for family oriented people and negative remarks will not be tolerated, so PLEASE phrase your question appropriately.

[B]The more common topics which were already commented are:
i) Bad driving
ii) Nerds
iii) Physicality i.e. short, skinny[/B]
Your question and my creativity I hope will create an amazing joke to share with everyone.[/QUOTE]

Nice try. lol :)
1 ban on its way!