I foresee some very painful accidents.. and lawsuits.
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Aug 31st, 2005 11:22 AM #1
Anti-rape device. OUCH!!
I've read stuff about this before but I thought it was still newsworthy.
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_i...5413643318B261
if she is attacked, small burr-like teeth will attach themselves to the tip of the rapist's erect pen!s
OMFG.. Wouldn't this just result in the instant murder of the victims??
or..
Husband: Hey honey how was your day?
Wife: Oh just another day, avoiding rape
Husband: lets get dirty
Wife: okay, lets.
(irky, irky, ir...)
Husband: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IT BURNS!! DIGGING IN MY FLESH!
Wife: Oops, forgot about that...
(dramatization, may not actually happen)Last edited by CodecX81; Aug 31st, 2005 at 11:35 AM.
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Aug 31st, 2005 11:29 AM #2_______________
So long. I'm outta here.
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Aug 31st, 2005 11:31 AM #3
i wonder who came up with the ingeniuous name "rapex"
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Aug 31st, 2005 11:34 AM #4Yeah exactly, but not the way the lawsuits should go. Chances are some girl in the states will buy one, a guy will try to rape her, his dick will be severely damaged, HE'LL sue her and he'll win because the dam American judicial system is ******** to the max...
Originally Posted by d_jedi
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Aug 31st, 2005 11:37 AM #5
Imagine the situation:
You meet this girl in a club, and get a groove on. Things go smooth and you end up back at her place in the heat of the moment. Just as you're headed for the endzone for touchdown, you feel a bite. She says "Now, I own you. Screw with me, and I'll call you for rape."
YIKES
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Aug 31st, 2005 11:54 AM #6Deal Addict




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Brought to you by the same country that invented the flame-thrower anti-carjacking device.
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Aug 31st, 2005 12:21 PM #7I want to get an electric-shock wallet (ie. press a button - not on the wallet, obviously - or open the wallet in the wrong way, and it releases 50,000 volts)
Originally Posted by TheBrain
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Aug 31st, 2005 12:40 PM #8impressive inventions from south africa.
Originally Posted by TheBrain
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Aug 31st, 2005 12:41 PM #9Deal Guru




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hmm, maybe you need to revise your picking-up-women methodology.
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Hey at least the perverts won't strike again...
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Aug 31st, 2005 12:48 PM #11
however so, I'd still rather get bit with this than the herpes bug. there's some nasty punani out there kids.
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Aug 31st, 2005 01:04 PM #12
It's just an excuse for uptight women to walk around with a dildo inside them all day long.
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Or vibrator
Originally Posted by J1M
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Aug 31st, 2005 01:32 PM #14Don't forget "necklacing", if you don't know what that is Google it under "image".
Originally Posted by TheBrain
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Aug 31st, 2005 01:45 PM #15
Originally Posted by Kommander_KornFlakes
Was that really a parable of what Mandela was doing in his hay days?
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