I am fed up

[PhillipJFry]

I went to the mall and walked around a bit. I had to go to the washroom. Upon entering the washroom, there was a lineup for the toilets. I waited 5 minutes, and the guy at the front of the line said that these 5 stalls have been occupied for the last 30 minutes and started yelling and swearing.

I waited about 15 minutes before I gave up and tried another washroom. Therefore, I demand that we have this sign put up.

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/3460/toilet15min.png

If this sign does not go up, our fair city may have no other choice but to put up another sign. Therefore, lets figure out a way to fix the problem before things get really smelly.

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/3613/nopooing.jpg

[peanutz]

I've never had this happen. Which mall was this?

[PhillipJFry]

I've never had this happen. Which mall was this?

Metrotown, I think the guys in the cans were doing it on purpose to have a laugh.

[Tornado F2]

Metrotown, I think the guys in the cans were doing it on purpose to have a laugh.

Is there a lot of drug or gay activity there?

You should have called in security.

Or better yet, go to a better mall.

[PhillipJFry]

Is there a lot of drug or gay activity there?

You should have called in security.

Or better yet, go to a better mall.

It is a popular mall. I should have called security. I did not think about that. This is a popular mall for teens. Therefore, it could have been a prank.

[dragon_drift]

5 stalls occupied for 30mins plus? should've called security.

[cheapmeister]

Maybe they ate some bad food at the food court and they got ill ;)

[007craft]

metrotown has like 15 washrooms. Why not just go to another one?

[DiceMan]

Five guys doing the atomic drop all at once? I sure hope they did the courtesy flush thing. The place must have been like death by gas chamber.

[Syne]

metrotown has like 15 washrooms. Why not just go to another one?

Look, the point of the thread was to post the 'no dumping' pics that he found on the internet. The story is just pretext to share the pictures. Instead of asking all of these questions, just look at the pics, giggle at them and move on.

[ji2o0k]

in a pinch, you could have used the urinals....like in the movie Kingpin.....

[goob3r]

I thought this thread was going to be about the OP being f'ed up.

[Kingmoo]

I thought this thread was going to be about the OP being f'ed up.

yah. This thread's title should be "Ask me anything about me crappin' my pants"

[FrogPrince]

I thought this thread was going to be about the OP being f'ed up.

That certainly would have made it a more interesting thread.

[sandikosh]

OP, next time it happens, yell FIRE in the building and see what happens.

[PhillipJFry]

Look, the point of the thread was to post the 'no dumping' pics that he found on the internet. The story is just pretext to share the pictures. Instead of asking all of these questions, just look at the pics, giggle at them and move on.

Ya got me

;)

Please don't beat me. I bruise like a peach :(

[JAGpilot]

If it is detected that you are on the toilet for 15 mins, an enema will be released from the ceiling overhead. Please insert your own nozzle before inserting the nozzle of anyone beside you. :lol:

[PhillipJFry]

Oh my god! I inadvertently trolled!

I am so embarrassed.

Please forgive my rudeness. I was just trying to put some smiles on you feces.

[LaserEnvy]

I give this thread a 1/10

[akusokuzan]

Oh my god! I inadvertently trolled!

I am so embarrassed.

Please forgive my rudeness. I was just trying to put some smiles on you feces.

http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/I-See-What-You-Did-There-Fry.jpg

[paradigmGT3]

I have always wanted to wet paper towels and other objects in the sink, then throw them over the wall into the stalls. What are they going to do run out with their pants down and plop flying out their buttox?

[Tornado F2]

I have always wanted to wet paper towels and other objects in the sink, then throw them over the wall into the stalls. What are they going to do run out with their pants down and plop flying out their buttox?

Would you really be willing to risk seeing that? Most normal people would be scarred for life. The horror.

[Mr. Robo]

Don't aim for the centre. Spray it everywhere. Make sure you stink up the place.

[paradigmGT3]

Would you really be willing to risk seeing that? Most normal people would be scarred for life. The horror.

I would be long gone before they had a chance to bolt through the door. It is the perfect retaliation.