[Merged] Sales you've seen on Kijiji that made you laugh

[JAC]

Ok, post up links to sales where the seller just doesn't have a clue or said something funny and you laughed.

Edit: post a screen shot if you can, or copy & paste the ad if there's no pictures.

[Jimboski]

Ok, post up links to sales where the seller just doesn't have a clue or said something funny and you laughed. I'll start.

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computers-Extreme-Gaming-Desktop-Package-Monitor-Keyborad-and-Mice-1900-W0QQAdIdZ368509155
Wants $1900 for this. LOL.

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computer-accessories-My-Pinky-W0QQAdIdZ365832231
Selling his pinky finger.

Haha that computer rig Is jokes.. He links the SSD to the Newegg site priced at $169.99/each. He's selling 2 of that for $679.98 LOL.

$6 pink Is not that expensive.. How much would the surgery to hand a extra finger on cost? LOL.

[bman77]

teh pc is epic fial

[Phoenix3434]

Send the PC guy low-ball offers. I sent one for $850. Keep it low, but reasonable, so that we ruin his night.

[Buggy166]

Ok, post up links to sales where the seller just doesn't have a clue or said something funny and you laughed. I'll start.

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computers-Extreme-Gaming-Desktop-Package-Monitor-Keyborad-and-Mice-1900-W0QQAdIdZ368509155
Wants $1900 for this. LOL.

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computer-accessories-My-Pinky-W0QQAdIdZ365832231
Selling his pinky finger.

wth is a "Keyborad" :facepalm:

[Jimboski]

Send the PC guy low-ball offers. I sent one for $850. Keep it low, but reasonable, so that we ruin his night.

Lol.

What would be more mean Is to say that you want It.

[feelthedeal]

Send the PC guy low-ball offers. I sent one for $850. Keep it low, but reasonable, so that we ruin his night.

Ditto :lol:

[Ojam]

Just after the iPad 3 was released I saw a 16gb wifi iPad 2 going to $600 with a case. They claimed to have paid $750 for it. :facepalm:

Here is an iPad 2 64gb going to $750.
http://saintjohn.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-electronics-iPad-2-64-gig-750-or-trade-for-iPhone-4-W0QQAdIdZ360749186

The best part is they are claiming you get all his purchased apps... unless he plans on giving them his iTunes account those will be gone the first time the device is synced. :facepalm:

[eldiablo]

crazy people..:lol:

[hagbard]

Funny you should ask:

http://windsor.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-2002-Mercedes-Benz-300-Series-Sedan-W0QQAdIdZ368592866

[MinimalDJ]

Epic post is Epic ! lol http://forums.redflagdeals.com/extreme-gaming-desktop-package-monitor-keyborad-mice-1900-best-offer-1161102/#post14528567

[Timeless]

Haha that computer rig Is jokes.. He links the SSD to the Newegg site priced at $169.99/each. He's selling 2 of that for $679.98 LOL.

$6 pink Is not that expensive.. How much would the surgery to hand a extra finger on cost? LOL.

thats 2010 / oct price............
the ssd at that year is very Expensive....

everythigns are 2010 / oct price...

read before you post.....................

what a noob

[Timeless]

the price is 2010/OCT the date i build this desktop.......
in 2010 everythings are very Expensive.........

read harder before post.........................................

what a noob

[iEyeCaptain]

thats 2010 / oct price............
the ssd at that year is very Expensive....

everythigns are 2010 / oct price...

read before you post.....................

what a noob

With that logic, I should expect to pay $1,000 for a Pentium 1 computer since it cost $2,000 "at that year".

:facepalm:

Your CPU is Bloomfield. Not even 2nd generation i7.

For $1,900, I'd expect at least two top end graphics cards Crossfired/SLI'ed. You have ONE at 1GB. I'd expect two of at least 4GB memory combined.

Would also expect 16GB of RAM.

Your price is so ridiculous, it's delusional.

[Timeless]

Haha that computer rig Is jokes.. He links the SSD to the Newegg site priced at $169.99/each. He's selling 2 of that for $679.98 LOL.

$6 pink Is not that expensive.. How much would the surgery to hand a extra finger on cost? LOL.

The price that showing is not for sale price................................
The price is for show how much that i cost to buy them........
i buy 2 x ssd at 2010 / OCTOBER is very expensive.............

[Luckyinfil]

The price that showing is not for sale price................................
The price is for show how much that i cost to buy them........
i buy 2 x ssd at 2010 / OCTOBER is very expensive.............


Nobody cares what you bought it for. They only care what it is worth now.

Chinas gonna china.

[Stoe99]

The price that showing is not for sale price................................
The price is for show how much that i cost to buy them........
i buy 2 x ssd at 2010 / OCTOBER is very expensive.............

That's great, but no one gives a **** that you paid a lot? You are saying we should pay a lot because you did.

I haven't looked at the whole thing, but I could build a new one for cheaper than your price lol

[silicontraveler]

You laugh but not so dumb, you see people selling on ebay for inflated prices, why? because it works now and then, you'd be surprised how many people buy based on price assuming that if be better quality. Same is for stereo equipment.

[dirkpitt]

epic post is epic ! Lol http://forums.redflagdeals.com/extreme-gaming-desktop-package-monitor-keyborad-mice-1900-best-offer-1161102/#post14528567


the price is 2010/oct the date i build this desktop.......
In 2010 everythings are very expensive.........

Read harder before post.........................................

What a noob


thats 2010 / oct price............
The ssd at that year is very expensive....

Everythigns are 2010 / oct price...

Read before you post.....................

What a noobrotflmao!!!

[t3359]

Ok, post up links to sales where the seller just doesn't have a clue or said something funny and you laughed. I'll start.

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computers-Extreme-Gaming-Desktop-Package-Monitor-Keyborad-and-Mice-1900-W0QQAdIdZ368509155
Wants $1900 for this. LOL.

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computer-accessories-My-Pinky-W0QQAdIdZ365832231
Selling his pinky finger.

Tell him you want the pinky, arrange a meeting and don't show up.

bjl

[t3359]

Funny you should ask:

http://windsor.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-2002-Mercedes-Benz-300-Series-Sedan-W0QQAdIdZ368592866

Wow... and the description:

tip top condision nju tires &breks car is solid fuly lodid sun roof ac power sits ovner will sup sefty chek &e test


Epic post is Epic ! lol http://forums.redflagdeals.com/extreme-gaming-desktop-package-monitor-keyborad-mice-1900-best-offer-1161102/#post14528567


the price is 2010/OCT the date i build this desktop.......
in 2010 everythings are very Expensive.........

read harder before post.........................................

what a noob

Oh boy... better to just be quiet sometimes...

bjl

[Timeless]

Nobody cares what you bought it for. They only care what it is worth now.

Chinas gonna china.

I just shows the price, so people dont ask me how much i buy it.

[Timeless]

That's great, but no one gives a **** that you paid a lot? You are saying we should pay a lot because you did.

I haven't looked at the whole thing, but I could build a new one for cheaper than your price lol

NO....i just show the price.
is not like what you think.............
then go build your self a new desktop...

[Timeless]

and is package with everythngs not just desktop..........

[canas1an]

I haz moar dots....................... :cheesygri

[iEyeCaptain]

and is package with everythngs not just desktop..........

Your price should be closer to $1,000 than $2,000.

Especially for a used desktop package that is more than one year old (which is a long time in computer hardware terms), regardless of the "condition" you think it's in. A lot of wear and tear on computer parts you can't judge by just the age of the component.

[roadrunner17]

NO....i just show the price.
is not like what you think.............
then go build your self a new desktop...

Hi Timeless

My dad bought me this :

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Gateway-2000-486-Computer-66mhz-15meg-Mem-700mb-HD-ISA-Slots-/150787282880?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item231b9f57c0

when I was in grade 8, that was in year 1996 for around $1500. How much should I be expecting if I have to sell this today?

[ykshum]

Nobody cares what you bought it for. They only care what it is worth now.

Chinas gonna china.

?

[sylpherware]

c'mon guys, give him a break.

It's not *that* unreasonable of a price. Case + Mobo + CPU + PSU will already run you ~$1.2k after tax AT CURRENT PRICE. Win 7 Ultimate is another $200, which doesn't degrade (unless it's a *free* copy, of course)
The items that dropped really crazy are the SSD, GFX, and DDR3.
HDD's price haven't really dropped, but it's the one that degrades most severely due to mechanical parts.

I'd estimate the system would be around $1.7k before tax if built with current price. (RFD could probably push it down to $1.4k.)

Either way, he did say "OBO", so... ;)

[ji2o0k]

Epic post is Epic ! lol http://forums.redflagdeals.com/extreme-gaming-desktop-package-monitor-keyborad-mice-1900-best-offer-1161102/#post14528567


thats 2010 / oct price............
the ssd at that year is very Expensive....

everythigns are 2010 / oct price...

read before you post.....................

what a noob


the price is 2010/OCT the date i build this desktop.......
in 2010 everythings are very Expensive.........

read harder before post.........................................

what a noob


The price that showing is not for sale price................................
The price is for show how much that i cost to buy them........
i buy 2 x ssd at 2010 / OCTOBER is very expensive.............


rotflmao!!!bwahahahhaa...EPIC!!


**grabs popcorn to watch the show**

[DJ_Peanuts22]

This CRT TV is 8 years old:

http://windsor.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-electronics-Sony-36-inch-FD-Trinitron-Wega-Widescreen-tv-500-Cash-W0QQAdIdZ358485114

[Jimboski]

thats 2010 / oct price............
the ssd at that year is very Expensive....

everythigns are 2010 / oct price...

read before you post.....................

what a noob


the price is 2010/OCT the date i build this desktop.......
in 2010 everythings are very Expensive.........

read harder before post.........................................

what a noob


The price that showing is not for sale price................................
The price is for show how much that i cost to buy them........
i buy 2 x ssd at 2010 / OCTOBER is very expensive.............

You made three replies quoting my very same post..

Anyways I bought an original iPod Fat for $300.. Would I get that much for It now since that's how much I paid for It 5+ years ago?

Exactly.

[Junigenmukyoku]

Meh, it's overpriced, but when you see people buying Apple products. Why not?

[Timeless]

c'mon guys, give him a break.

It's not *that* unreasonable of a price. Case + Mobo + CPU + PSU will already run you ~$1.2k after tax AT CURRENT PRICE. Win 7 Ultimate is another $200, which doesn't degrade (unless it's a *free* copy, of course)
The items that dropped really crazy are the SSD, GFX, and DDR3.
HDD's price haven't really dropped, but it's the one that degrades most severely due to mechanical parts.

I'd estimate the system would be around $1.7k before tax if built with current price. (RFD could probably push it down to $1.4k.)

Either way, he did say "OBO", so... ;)

Thank you!

[iEyeCaptain]

Thank you!

Nobody looking to spend $2,000 on a PC will buy it used.

Especially when the CPU and GFX card (arguably the two most important components for gaming) are outdated and non-Crossfired.

[Jimboski]

Nobody looking to spend $2,000 on a PC will buy it used.

Especially when the CPU and GFX card (arguably the two most important components for gaming) are outdated and non-Crossfired.

Not arguably, It Is!

Nothing else makes games run smoother other then the CPU and GPU like you mentioned!

[McLaren__F1]

$1900 for a Gaming Desktop only with 5770?:lol:

[Stoe99]

Thank you!

You shouldn't thank him..... All he did was confirm that your same rig can be made BRAND NEW for cheaper than you are selling it used....

I can't tell if you are actually this stupid, or whether this is one of the great troll baits of our time.

I lean towards the second because I find it hard to believe anyone can be so stupid.

pps for the thread. 1st gen IPod video, purchased for 500, will take 400 obo

[Jimboski]

You shouldn't thank him..... All he did was confirm that your same rig can be made BRAND NEW for cheaper than you are selling it used....

I can't tell if you are actually this stupid, or whether this is one of the great troll baits of our time.

I lean towards the second because I find it hard to believe anyone can be so stupid.

pps for the thread. 1st gen I pod video, purchased for 500, will take 400 obo

I'll give you $600, CASH :o!

[r1lee]

Thank you!

would you consider a trade?

My system is about 7 years old, spent over $5g's. In a Nutshell

Dual Opteron dual cores
8GB ECC ram
Tyan Board
Dual Geforce 8800 GTS in SLI
Dual 150GB Western Digital Raptor-X in Raid0
WD 750GB hard drive
Dual Plextor DVD-RW drive
3 x Sony 23" LCD screens.

[dirkpitt]

c'mon guys, give him a break.

It's not *that* unreasonable of a price. Case + Mobo + CPU + PSU will already run you ~$1.2k after tax AT CURRENT PRICE. Win 7 Ultimate is another $200, which doesn't degrade (unless it's a *free* copy, of course)
The items that dropped really crazy are the SSD, GFX, and DDR3.
HDD's price haven't really dropped, but it's the one that degrades most severely due to mechanical parts.

I'd estimate the system would be around $1.7k before tax if built with current price. (RFD could probably push it down to $1.4k.)

Either way, he did say "OBO", so... ;)


Send the PC guy low-ball offers. I sent one for $850. Keep it low, but reasonable, so that we ruin his night.


would you consider a trade?

My system is about 7 years old, spent over $5g's. In a Nutshell

Dual Opteron dual cores
8GB ECC ram
Tyan Board
Dual Geforce 8800 GTS in SLI
Dual 150GB Western Digital Raptor-X in Raid0
WD 750GB hard drive
Dual Plextor DVD-RW drive
3 x Sony 23" LCD screens.No dual 5 1/4" drives, no deal. :evil:

[Coz4k]

Saw a used 2500k for 240$ today.

Also, i see everyday in rdf bst usedcomputer part for around the retail price.

[DarkMasterMX]

lol I must say that I looked at his thread yesterday rolled over and died of laughter for a half second, came back to life and moved on. The price was way over kill and system relatively out dated. It's like asking 3k for my i7 2700 rig with a 2g 6950 just because I have 16gb ram.

[sylpherware]

Can someone post kijiji ads that are actually humorous?

Good luck to Timeless for selling his system at that price. let's move on...

[dirkpitt]

Can someone post kijiji ads that are actually humorous?

Good luck to Timeless for selling his system at that price. let's move on...Alright, alright...

Wanted: in need of Free Maternity clothing (http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-clothing-womens-maternity-in-need-of-Free-Maternity-clothing-W0QQAdIdZ368865209)

Maybe not all funny, but jebus those photos made me shudder...

[stealth]

Alright, alright...

Wanted: in need of Free Maternity clothing (http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-clothing-womens-maternity-in-need-of-Free-Maternity-clothing-W0QQAdIdZ368865209)

Maybe not all funny, but jebus those photos made me shudder...

It's a little funny( and maybe sad) that they're asking for something free and want it delivered as well. Welfare mentality.

[JAC]

Here's another optimist. Note that there's no case and only one little 80GB SSD included. :lol:

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computers-Gaming-Monster-I7-12gb-ram-80gb-ssd-dual-amd-6970-in-xfire-W0QQAdIdZ368916772

[nauru]

Alright, alright...

Wanted: in need of Free Maternity clothing (http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-clothing-womens-maternity-in-need-of-Free-Maternity-clothing-W0QQAdIdZ368865209)

Maybe not all funny, but jebus those photos made me shudder...

As has been said, part of me wants to laugh but then the sad factor outweighs the funny part of this ad.

I mean, those pics.... I'm not going to laugh at a pregnant woman who's obviously struggling.

[dollarsign]

As has been said, part of me wants to laugh but then the sad factor outweighs the funny part of this ad.

I mean, those pics.... I'm not going to laugh at a pregnant woman who's obviously struggling.

Seriously?? How could you fall for such BS. Those pics are of MEN with beer guts. Look at the last one if not entirely sure. Clearly a mustache and about 2 days worth of facial hair growth.

Just another scammer on Kijiji looking for handouts to resell.

[napoleon1769]

http://edmonton.en.craigslist.ca/sys/2936266180.html

[w4rrior]

would be funnier if you took screenshots of the posts instead of direct links that dont work anymore.

[Jimboski]

would be funnier if you took screenshots of the posts instead of direct links that dont work anymore.

Most of the link here works for me.. I think It's you!?

[hagbard]

http://windsor.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1968-Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang-Car-Replica-W0QQAdIdZ366475846

http://imgc.classistatic.com/cps/kjc/120326/185r1/29025f5_19.jpeg

[ji2o0k]

http://windsor.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1968-Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang-Car-Replica-W0QQAdIdZ366475846

http://imgc.classistatic.com/cps/kjc/120326/185r1/29025f5_19.jpeghahaha....$100,000 for that?

Might as well call it $hitty $hitty Bang bang....

[am712]

why would you laugh at these posts? FS, BB and other big boys overprice their stuff much more than 20 times, and you are line-up crazy for it... These guys are actually selling stuff at a better price than FS/BB.. I think.

[nagasadow]

why would you laugh at these posts? FS, BB and other big boys overprice their stuff much more than 20 times, and you are line-up crazy for it... These guys are actually selling stuff at a better price than FS/BB.. I think.

lol then contact the guy selling his voodoo pc laptop and buy it....

[althetrainer]

All that free stuff...

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-art-collectibles-free-free-free-W0QQAdIdZ369108562

[JAC]

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computers-HP-Tower-W0QQAdIdZ370655806

[ilove]

I absolutely despise people who write new or brand new in their craigslist ad title and when you open it, it says used only for a few hours/days/weeks etc.

Get a freakin clue dimwits. The minute you open the packaging/box it's used. And it doesn't make a lick of difference even if you closed it right away :facepalm:

[Jimboski]

I absolutely despise people who write new or brand new in their craigslist ad title and when you open it, it says used only for a few hours/days/weeks etc.

Get a freakin clue dimwits. The minute you open the packaging/box it's used. And it doesn't make a lick of difference even if you closed it right away :facepalm:

Yeah I don't like those either..

I guess they just trick people by putting "BNIB" but when they click It It's only LNIB but claimed as BNIB..

[dirkpitt]

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computers-HP-Tower-W0QQAdIdZ370655806C'mon... with 7 USB ports, it's only $50 a port!! :razz:

(betcha that it's even USB 2.0, man!)

[Tainger]

Send the PC guy low-ball offers. I sent one for $850. Keep it low, but reasonable, so that we ruin his night.

If you really wanted to ruin his night you would schedule a meetup For the asking price.but.never show lol :D

[dirkpitt]

Thanks Mom!!!

60 sz 6 Disney Diapers & Disney store Tigger w/tags for only 20!
(http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-baby-items-bathing-changing-60-sz-6-Disney-Diapers-Disney-store-Tigger-w-tags-for-only-20-W0QQAdIdZ371196498)
:confused:

[wszeto28]

http://edmonton.en.craigslist.ca/sys/2936266180.html
lol this guy lives in his mom's basement for sure

[sexyj]

http://hamilton.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computer-accessories-MADE-BY-DELL-THAT-SPELLS-QUALITY-W0QQAdIdZ371278046


Made to last ,still in box...
You will love its rich sound.


1) MADE-BY-DELL-THAT-SPELLS-QUALITY

2) Pic shows it out of box

http://imgc.classistatic.com/cps/kjc/120413/707r1/7365j6b_19.jpeg

3) Rich sound

[rf134a]

Minolta film camera, only $500! Or at least the $500 asking price was there before he edited the ad...

Anyone know what's so special about this camera?

http://saskatoon.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-cameras-camcorders-Minolta-Maxxum-7000-af-manual-35mm-camera-W0QQAdIdZ375975877

Another one: Used camera at new price:
http://edmonton.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-cameras-camcorders-Canon-Rebel-XSi-W0QQAdIdZ376765327

[JAC]

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computers-INTEL-PENTIUM-3-W0QQAdIdZ378437543

PENTIUM 3
512MB RAM
1.0GHZ
DVD BURNER
40gig hard drive
Custom Case
Windows XP
$100

[dirkpitt]

Done painting - selling stuff. (http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-home-renovation-materials-painting-paint-supplies-Done-painting-selling-stuff-W0QQAdIdZ382628872)


Friend left this at my house.
Didn't finish job
Selling his stuff.

Includes:
2 almost new real good paintbrushes
frog tape, rollers etc
drop cloth-some stains
and the crappy old box

Stuff's gotta go.
$500!

[Poulet]

http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c-pets-cats-kittens-for-sale-LOOKING-FOR-KITLER-A-CAT-KITTEN-THAT-LOOKS-LIKE-HITLER-W0QQAdIdZ380730410

[Ottomaddox]

CHEAPPPP INTERNET,CABLE AND HOME PHONE FOR 1 YEAR!!!


TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS AMAZING LIMITED TIME OFFER!

-HOME PHONE
-HIGH SPEED INTERNET
-DIGITAL CABLE
-NO ID REQUIRED
-PRICE NEGOTIABLE
-EVEN IF YOU OWE MONEY

ALL ONLY 250.00 FOR ONE YEAR!!
CALL FOR MORE INFO AT xxx-xxx-xxxx


Lol, seems legit.

[kindred_99]

Alright, alright...

Wanted: in need of Free Maternity clothing (http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-clothing-womens-maternity-in-need-of-Free-Maternity-clothing-W0QQAdIdZ368865209)

Maybe not all funny, but jebus those photos made me shudder...

Sweet mother of...

[JAC]

External CD-DVD Burner
$100 obo, see software included
Will need USB cable
http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computer-accessories-External-CD-DVD-Burner-W0QQAdIdZ383500265

[RolandCouch]

External CD-DVD Burner
$100 obo, see software included
Will need USB cable
http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computer-accessories-External-CD-DVD-Burner-W0QQAdIdZ383500265

lol....Oshawa.

[squall458]

External CD-DVD Burner
$100 obo, see software included
Will need USB cable
http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computer-accessories-External-CD-DVD-Burner-W0QQAdIdZ383500265

hahahahah the white/beige drive doesnt even match the outside. no usb cable either. hahahahahhaha i wonder who will buy it....!

[saint2e]

I just saw an ad for an "Almost Professional Massage Guy" and thought I'd start a topic where we can post our favourite fake and funny ads we've seen online:

http://hamilton.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-phones-PDAs-ipods-Almost-Professional-Massage-Guy-W0QQAdIdZ393622764

[Ottomaddox]

For a thread like this, you need to do screen caps because the ads disappear so quickly...

[CanadaGooseForumAdmin]

Why is he using Coke as a keyword? Do people actually buy soft drinks off Kijiji? :lol: "Previously enjoyed." :lol:

[Jimboski]

Why is he using Coke as a keyword? Do people actually buy soft drinks off Kijiji? :lol: "Previously enjoyed." :lol:

The service comes with a can of coke man, Cmon!

[CanadaGooseForumAdmin]

Sign me up! Didn't know refreshments were served. :lol:

[boonjaca]

He looks like James Earle Jones in Conan

http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/810/139227-thulsa_doom.jpg

[Jimboski]

Sign me up! Didn't know refreshments were served. :lol:

Don't forget you also get the rest of the keywords for free!

Keywords iPad iPhone car Honda civic accord 3GS coke message android; So worth It at a price of $20!

[Tabooger]

Looks like he's got a booger ...

[daviiiiiid]

http://awesomescreenshot.com/0f7bjv0b9

[mjl_toronto]

He looks like James Earle Jones in Conan

http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/810/139227-thulsa_doom.jpg

I thought he looked like Beast from X-Men
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jNU1SGF_oL4/TPXCQr41FBI/AAAAAAAAAAk/qnD7rCQEKVU/s1600/beast.jpg

[Faust942]

We all love deals on this site, thought we could put up those we found the funniest from Kijiji.

This gave me a chuckle at work;

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-toys-games-FREE-BANANA-W0QQAdIdZ446036067

[wszeto28]

A bunch of them over in here

http://forums.redflagdeals.com/kijiji-sales-made-you-lol-1192088/

[45ED]

A bunch of them everywhere

http://forums.redflagdeals.com/funny-kijiji-ebay-craigs-list-postings-1207250/
http://forums.redflagdeals.com/sales-youve-seen-kijiji-made-you-laugh-1161127/

[amana]

Funniest thing I have seen all day!

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-tools-other-selling-cheating-husbands-stuff-everything-must-go-make-me-an-W0QQAdIdZ446071280

[ishfish]

It reads as no longer avail.

[Bruce.W]

It's gone now?

[DJ_Peanuts22]

IBTL

Linky no worky.

[sandikosh]

Sold out already?

[ishfish]

Sold out already?
Maybe "Cheating Husband's Stuff" means his STUFF STUFF - that would only take one buyer.

[45ED]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMOKlXfXn50

[Kris81]

Damn, anyone see a list? I've purchased stuff from a scorned former lover, you can get some great deals!

[amana]

Sorry! I took a screen shot but I'm technically challenged. If someone wants I can email this pic so you can post it!

[fatestkid]

here is one (http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-electronics-32-GB-Nexus-7-Cracked-W0QQAdIdZ441369712)for you guys/gals. He/She wants $200 for a nexus 7 with a cracked screen. He says Asus will fix it for free and I just have to pay shipping and that he already bought a new one since he doesn't want to pay $15 for shipping. When I didn't agree to buy at $200 he said, he only replied to my email because he thought I would pay $200 as he has an offer for $180 already. :facepalm:


Capture (http://imgur.com/dk4n5)

[bilingualmk]

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2308/airguitarh.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/13/airguitarh.png/)

http://sudbury.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-musical-instruments-guitars-Air-Guitar-Full-of-Famous-Signatures-W0QQAdIdZ433064192

[caRpetbomBer]

That air guitar is epic.

[1010101010101]

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computers-BE-YOUR-OWN-BOSS-AND-OWN-YOUR-OWN-ADULT-CHAT-LINE-BUSINESS-W0QQAdIdZ460192935

[FireChip]

What a rip off i seen this game at BB and FS for $20. Ad on Kijiji Sonic Generations for $50 "Have for sale a copy os Sonic Generations which is sealed for the PS3. It is unused (obviously) and comes with manual (again, obviously).I haven't seen this game being sold in stores anywhere for quite a while now, so I am the only way for you to get a sealed copy. EB Games opens their games, so you'd only be able to find either a used or new copy of this game without the seal."

[Simaahoy]

http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-Can-someone-get-me-2-rolls-of-cookie-dough-from-metro-W0QQAdIdZ462210378

[Supercooled]

Lol that giy must be fused to his couch or gaming chair. What a
Oserr.

[Keigotw]

this one on ebay
http://www.ebay.ca/itm/Micke-Ikea-Table-Assembly-Instruction-Manual-Used-/190797440964?pt=BI_Books_Manuals&hash=item2c6c69e7c4

here is free from ikea http://www.ikea.com/ms/en_US/customer_service/assembly/M/M60180036.pdf

[JAC]

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computers-HP-Pavilion-a420n-computer-internet-ready-and-LARGE-hard-drive-W0QQAdIdZ462613262

HP Pavilion a420n computer internet ready and LARGE hard drive
This computer comes with a ton of preloaded software for HP. It has a HUGE 200 gig hard drive with 1 gigabyte of ram, a processor running at 2.16 ghz, XP SP3 installed. All that with memory card reader and two DVD drives(DVD and DVD/rw).

[JAC]

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computers-Gaming-Rig-1750-obo-W0QQAdIdZ461961637

Gaming Rig $1750 obo!!!!
Hey there, I would like to sell my gaming computer. It can run everything on ultra settings at max resolution no problem. Its a beast of a cpu and will stand the test of time. The specs are:
i5 2500
Asus Sabertooth motherboard
Corsair Dominator 1600 Mhz ram
Sapphire HD 7950 3 gig Videocard
Coolermaster Hyper 212 Cpu Cooler
Antec 750 watt PSU
Corsair Obsidian 600t Arctic White Gaming Case
Custom lighting
I can include a 2 Terabyte HDD
Lg 22" LCD monitor
keyboard and mouse.

I have never had any issue with this cpu. I am selling it to cover some financial stuff. I am open to offers but I payed $2300 4 months ago building this rig and 1750 is reasonable. Feel free to contact me by either text/phone or email. Thanks for taking the time to read this.

[1010101010101]

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-phones-PDAs-ipods-Brand-new-white-Blackberry-Curve-for-sale-W0QQAdIdZ462894153

200 dollar used curve

[najibs]

I LOL'd

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-Koala-Bear-for-Sale-W0QQAdIdZ464189974

[Saibot]

not sure if srs

[sylpherware]

April Fools from 2010
http://www.parrotsmuggler.com/2010/07/koala-for-sale.html

[DJ_Peanuts22]

must be from indiana

[DJ_Peanuts22]

2001 BMW M3

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-2001-BMW-3-Series-M-3-Sedan-W0QQAdIdZ470063445

[Ory]

http://brantford.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-scooters-pocket-bikes-nice-bike-W0QQAdIdZ474099433

"it all stored a way it garlic in summer"

I just....I.......ummmmm....yeah......

[FlashFyre]

Heres a winner. I copied it it from the ad. Hes the best trainor from all of the ontarios. Fool probably failed out of grade 10 english.

GOODLIFE PERSONAL TRAINOR

I am a personal trainor at Goodlife Fitness in Belleville. I am looking for anyone interested in becoming a client of mine. I am very serious about making you all my clients meet their fitness goals, whether it be to lose 30lbs, gain 10 lbs of muscle, tone muscle. or just overrall just become a healthier you. I can make it happen. If you are skeptical, I can offer a free training session, so you can try it out.Then if you wish to continue with my services we can talk further about price plans, future goals, etc.

My Experience:

I have a secondary credit in kinesiology(study of the human body, muscles, bone structure, nervous system, food consumption etc.)
I have taken a GLPTI creditted course.

I am also a bodybuilder, so I do what I preach, I think it is very important to look the part as well as knowing what you are talking about. I am qualified for all of ontarios.

If you have any questions, concerns or want to try out a free workout session, with me or even go over a PHP(personal health profile), please email me,for quickest replies please text or call 613-242-9538

[rfdlover]

This thread is useless the way it is - each link I clicked from first few pages is no longer valid... you should be taking screenshots and putting the link to those!

I just noticed it is from 2012 - obviously the link is gone...

[rfdlover]

Hes the best trainor from all of the ontarios. Fool probably failed out of grade 10 english.


Well if I wanted help with my essay I'd be concerned about his English...

[rf134a]

This thread is useless the way it is - each link I clicked from first few pages is no longer valid... you should be taking screenshots and putting the link to those!

I just noticed it is from 2012 - obviously the link is gone...

It's been mentioned a few times that screenshots need to be attached but most posters are too lazy. Usually just a linkbot post. :(

[cbr600]

It's been mentioned a few times that screenshots need to be attached but most posters are too lazy. Usually just a linkbot post. :(

:facepalm: every single link is FAIL. OP should close this thread and start new one

[AzN_RiverdaleCI]

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-custom-1989-Honda-Prelude-Coupe-W0QQAdIdZ472374799

[jimsmith]

last post got me thinking lambo

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-auto-parts-tires-other-parts-accessories-2001-2005-honda-civic-lambo-doors-direct-bolt-600-obo-W0QQAdIdZ471382218


http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-2000-Chevrolet-Cavalier-Z24-Coupe-W0QQAdIdZ474209898

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-2005-dodge-magnum-lambo-doors-W0QQAdIdZ462816109

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-2001-FORD-MUSTANG-2DR-MANUAL-AC-LAMBO-DOORS-GT-RIMS-NO-ACCIDENTS-W0QQAdIdZ468557913





http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-auto-parts-tires-auto-body-parts-Lambo-door-kit-W0QQAdIdZ469815571




http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-2003-Cadillac-Escalade-Supercharged-550HP-W0QQAdIdZ469387823

[tophomeloans]

I am big fan of the ones where people are looking for friends. Sad, but hillarious!
http://kijidiots.blogspot.ca/2010/10/bffs.html

[Ottomaddox]

http://london.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-LOOKING-FOR-someone-to-let-me-practice-tattoos-on-them-for-FREE-W0QQAdIdZ473720656


i am 24 years old i have been drawing sinc i was a kid. i love getting lost in the art of drawing and making really epic new projects that really catch your eye and inner imagination. if you are willing to lend me a part of your body to do some art on for practice that would be awesome, because you would be helping me get my foot in the door of the future i love . all my needles come pre packaged and all coded up to date :) you can reach me on here by email and ill get back to you with my number. im looking to become a pro-tattoo artist. if your interested please feel free to
send me a message.I really look forward to working with you. P.s ITS FREE because i am just starting :), but feel free to ask me to show you few things i have done and drawings.thank you very much.

[weedb0y]

A wireless B router for 25.

[nauru]

To be honest, 95% of the prices people ask for computers and electronics on kijiji are ridiculous.

Particularly funny are the ads saying "Free Galaxy S3/iPhone4/other expensive phone" and then they require you to take over their $100 per month contract which has over a year left on it. If anything they should be offering to pay people to enter these kinds of transactions.

[freeloader1969]

http://hamilton.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-health-special-needs-Dildo-New-never-used-still-in-pkg-W0QQAdIdZ462185094

What really surprised me was the number of visits to the page. LOL

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk38/freeloader1969/kijiji_LOL_zpscc85f39d.jpg

[mysticalinfluence]

To be honest, 95% of the prices people ask for computers and electronics on kijiji are ridiculous.



No different on RFD most the prices in BST are above retail value.

[Dandom]

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAd?AdId=477331626

No pic provided but at least they do the math for you and you get to save 29% off retail.

[Brookside05]

It's not the sales that I've seen but EXPERIENCED:

someone inquired about buying my phone. the guy sounded like a grown man and I told him to meet at a Timmies.

the guy's already there waiting for me and he can't be younger than 40 and he brought his father with him. kinda got annoying when they kept on asking if the phone was stolen so I told them to call the cops and ask.

I chuckled on my drive back home.

[Ory]

- $440 Need 5th roomate. ZOMBIES NEED NOT APPLY (santa rosa)
We are looking for a 5th roommate to join the in home defense against the coming undead apocalypse!

Our home is a Victorian built in early 1900's that may or may not be haunted, (I'm pretty sure science proved that all things built before 1925 are haunted as *****, also our heater runs on coal and orphans we think, their were a lot of those in the early 1900's right?) located close to downtown Santa Rosa, dangerously close to a hospital, within 30 min walk to SRJC, 3 min walk to the YMCA pool/gym and a two second walk to a bus, donuts, burritos or tattoos(you know, the important stuff) . Your room would be upstairs bedroom for 440$ utities would add another 80-110$ to that. We are looking to fill BEFORE THE 15th of MAY (PICS sent on request!)

Looking for semi-cleanly, good source of income, nerdy, social gamer guy/girl who would best fit in with:

-Tabletop gamers
-Miniature gamers
-Fighting game Enthusiasts
-Hatred of all things undead(YES SPARKLY VAMPIRES COUNT, GET THAT TWILIGHT ***** OUTTA MAH HOUSE)
-Inane arguments over x-men comics as well as many others
-40 hrs a week+ gamers
-Large parties, of the Lan/fighting game variety as well as the EDM(techno) scene.
-Ability to land head shots on worm heads a big plus

Who you will be fighting the dead heads with:
-We are all healthy dudes aged 23-27 all employed with varying schedules
-We are all laid back and 420 friendly(but don't burn down the house)
-Our music is EDM, some top 40 and southern rock, we like listing to this loud. (big plus for liking motorhead)
-We all like to sit around have a beer and talk downstairs at night
-Our miniature games: Warmachine, Necromunda, AE WW2, Infinity
-Our games: Street Fighter, LoL, Halo, Borderlands, D&D, Black Crusade, Only War, many others.
-We like to have big, loud parties once or twice a month on weekends, DJ'd dance parties, live band concerts, fancy Dinnah Parties, fighting game tournies.

So if you like to socialize with a bunch of different people, gaming on a true nerd scale and aren't a complete THAT GUY, NECK BEARD or wear TAPOUT t-shirts then we just might have a place for you!
No cats, no dogs :(

Email Mario with the headline ORGANIZE BEFORE THEY RISE and tell me a little about yourself, we can organize a little meet and greet if things work out.

ZOMBIES NEED NOT APPLY, SERIOUSLY EVEN IF YOUR 1/8th ZOMBIE ON YOUR MOTHERS SIDE, I WILL BURY MY AXE IN YOUR FACE.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/roo/3776647571.html