LordofthePing
Jul 2nd, 2012, 09:40 PM
Story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2167608/Buxom-Bandit-Australian-policemen-line-investigate-case.html
She's the suspect every red-blooded Australian policeman will be hot on the heels of.
A buxom bandit is on the run after holding up a petrol station on Queensland's Gold Coast in the early hours of this morning.
However, it's likely that she won't evade capture for long. The curvaceous blonde, who is believed to be in her 20s, made a series of schoolgirl blunders.
Perhaps believing her ample assets would divert attention, her biggest mistake - which even the most amateur hold-up artist might have thought of - was failing to hide her face.
She did remember to wear a glove to stop her hands from leaving fingerprint traces on anything she touched - but she put it on the wrong hand.
The gloved hand clutched a knife, which she then took away with her after the robbery.
Her tan was also a giveaway - if police eventually arrest her a study of her breasts (presumably by a policewoman) would help them in their line of inquiry, so to speak...
Police said the store employee fought back by throwing items from the shelves at the woman as she fled outside, where a man was waiting for her in a four wheel drive car.
It sped off into the night, but the woman left behind so many clues to her identity that police are hoping for an early arrest.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/02/article-2167608-13E4381A000005DC-696_634x499.jpg
Let's hope that this boob of a criminal is busted soon. Unfortunate for her, her brains werent as large as other parts of anatomy.
What was her plan, did she really think the clerk would fall into a zombie like trance at the sight of her thingamabobs?
She's the suspect every red-blooded Australian policeman will be hot on the heels of.
A buxom bandit is on the run after holding up a petrol station on Queensland's Gold Coast in the early hours of this morning.
However, it's likely that she won't evade capture for long. The curvaceous blonde, who is believed to be in her 20s, made a series of schoolgirl blunders.
Perhaps believing her ample assets would divert attention, her biggest mistake - which even the most amateur hold-up artist might have thought of - was failing to hide her face.
She did remember to wear a glove to stop her hands from leaving fingerprint traces on anything she touched - but she put it on the wrong hand.
The gloved hand clutched a knife, which she then took away with her after the robbery.
Her tan was also a giveaway - if police eventually arrest her a study of her breasts (presumably by a policewoman) would help them in their line of inquiry, so to speak...
Police said the store employee fought back by throwing items from the shelves at the woman as she fled outside, where a man was waiting for her in a four wheel drive car.
It sped off into the night, but the woman left behind so many clues to her identity that police are hoping for an early arrest.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/02/article-2167608-13E4381A000005DC-696_634x499.jpg
Let's hope that this boob of a criminal is busted soon. Unfortunate for her, her brains werent as large as other parts of anatomy.
What was her plan, did she really think the clerk would fall into a zombie like trance at the sight of her thingamabobs?