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LordofthePing
Aug 2nd, 2012, 09:56 PM
Snake: New species of snake discovered in Brazil looks like manhood (http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/08/02/new-species-of-snake-discovered-brazil-looks-like-penis/)

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We're not sure we'd like to stumble upon this strange creature while on holiday in the Amazon, but a new type of snake has been discovered in Brazil - and it looks like a penis!

According to The Sun, biologists came across the Atretochoana eiselti, which they've dubbed the 'floppy snake' while examining a hydroelectric dam on a river in the Amazon.

The creature, which resembles a male manhood, is eyeless and from a family of 'blind snake' closely related to the salamander...

Looks quite small, but I can see why its got its name. :D

supermetroid
Aug 2nd, 2012, 10:04 PM
Its not a snake its an amphibian.

gostinger
Aug 2nd, 2012, 10:08 PM
lol when I first saw the words girthy shaft........... what else can I say

Ojam
Aug 2nd, 2012, 10:10 PM
I guess nature re-uses schematics from time to time.

ronin1701
Aug 2nd, 2012, 10:10 PM
This is what they were thinking of when they filmed Black Snake Moan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Snake_Moan_%28film%29).

appleb
Aug 2nd, 2012, 10:25 PM
http://swick.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sea%20creatures/wierdfish.jpg

thepersianguy
Aug 2nd, 2012, 10:49 PM
who here would eat that and for how much money?

Ojam
Aug 2nd, 2012, 11:00 PM
who here would eat that and for how much money?

Probably tastes like rooster.

jacobe
Aug 3rd, 2012, 12:09 AM
Probably tastes like rooster.

:razz:

Imagine that thing swimming at you :|

DiceMan
Aug 3rd, 2012, 12:33 AM
Where's the right half of the picture? Could be a college boy (with STD) prank.:D

ovechkin1
Aug 3rd, 2012, 01:04 AM
who here would eat that and for how much money?
Any fat white chick in the GTA, they love big black snakes.

Jimboski
Aug 3rd, 2012, 01:07 AM
Oh my, LOL.

samm
Aug 3rd, 2012, 01:40 AM
who here would eat that and for how much money?


probably tastes like rooster.


:razz:

Imagine that thing swimming at you :|


any fat white chick in the gta, they love big black snakes.

lol.

stupidducky
Aug 3rd, 2012, 02:06 AM
Lol what the...

jaysfan4life
Aug 3rd, 2012, 02:37 AM
Dayum... Isn't there rules against porn.

Jimboski
Aug 3rd, 2012, 02:41 AM
Dayum... Isn't there rules against porn.

Where's the porn?
On topic : This snake has one eye right? LOOOOOOOOOOL!

Catherine111
Aug 3rd, 2012, 03:03 AM
Eeee.... It's so ugly. :!:

congeetime
Aug 3rd, 2012, 03:08 AM
LOLLL Wth

jaysfan4life
Aug 3rd, 2012, 04:05 AM
One eye'd snake... I lol'd

BluePhirePB
Aug 3rd, 2012, 11:05 AM
The Brazilian Trouser Snake.

UrbanPoet
Aug 3rd, 2012, 11:06 AM
Damn. What a man. *runs in fear*

LaserEnvy
Aug 3rd, 2012, 11:19 AM
OP, I don't know where you found my pics but you do not have the right to post them here without my consent. Mods, plz delete.

kingofwale
Aug 3rd, 2012, 11:27 AM
who here would eat that and for how much money?

certain adult professions... at whatever the current going rate is on the street. :)

thepersianguy
Aug 3rd, 2012, 12:11 PM
what if you could genetically modify it with genes from the spitting cobra. so many possibilities for fun.

sandikosh
Aug 3rd, 2012, 12:37 PM
Dayum... Isn't there rules against porn.

You must have the female equivalent and they must be in union to be considered porn!

wilsonlam97
Aug 3rd, 2012, 12:51 PM
What the f***

LOL

kingofwale
Aug 3rd, 2012, 12:51 PM
You must have the female equivalent and they must be in union to be considered porn!

Gay porn =/= porn?

wilsonlam97
Aug 3rd, 2012, 12:56 PM
They should give the snake a more relevant name.

Forhad
Aug 3rd, 2012, 01:56 PM
Is it a snake?

ji2o0k
Aug 3rd, 2012, 02:02 PM
OP, I don't know where you found my pics but you do not have the right to post them here without my consent. Mods, plz delete.we must be twins then...looks like mine!!

Someone must have taken my pic in the washroom when I wasn't looking.....geezzz.....

thepersianguy
Aug 3rd, 2012, 02:13 PM
we must be twins then...looks like mine!!

Someone must have taken my pic in the washroom when I wasn't looking.....geezzz.....

it appears to be as long as a blade of grass from the photo, are you sure you want to claim this as yours?

yao416
Aug 4th, 2012, 12:14 PM
Lol. Looks like my snake