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peterbrowne
Jun 5th, 2005, 12:08 AM
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6152&item=4553506278&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
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http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?prodid=11006397&whse=&topnav=&cat=&s=1

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=95493&item=7519213033&rd=1

when you think its time to die, do it right. Use Costco. and eBay.

Bordello
Jun 5th, 2005, 12:15 AM
do your own funeral with eBay and Costco!

Thanks. I'll give them a call when I'm dead. :rolleyes:

hagbard
Jun 5th, 2005, 12:15 AM
Had a bad day Pete?

Arrow
Jun 5th, 2005, 01:35 AM
Lol, haha. I never knew Costco sells caskets. Anybody actually seen them instore?

felix
Jun 5th, 2005, 01:38 AM
hmm ... never seen them carry it in store either!

Maybe eBuddy should add Costco to his list on his Funeral Preplanning tip guide! :)

http://home.cogeco.ca/~lotterybuddy/cremation.htm

purple_rabbit
Jun 5th, 2005, 01:41 AM
"Costco.com will only accept a return of a casket due to freight or cosmetic damage from shipping. Please call 1-800-955-2292 for a return authorization. Caskets cannot be returned to Costco warehouses."

If you're really cheap: After the funeral/ceremony, take the corpse out of the casket, bury the body in a cheap wooden box and return it :evil:

I mean guys common, who would actually think of returning a casket!!??

Bordello
Jun 5th, 2005, 10:00 PM
"Caskets cannot be returned to Costco warehouses."

Good thing they clarified that. I can picture some guy carrying this thing to the customer service desk at the store.

CSR
Jun 5th, 2005, 10:08 PM
Damn, its gonna put you down $40 k

MTL-TechY
Jun 5th, 2005, 10:24 PM
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6152&item=4553506278&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
s

http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?prodid=11006397&whse=&topnav=&cat=&s=1

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=95493&item=7519213033&rd=1

when you think its time to die, do it right. Use Costco. and eBay.

man, i am happy that this is a U.S.A only deal

felix
Jun 6th, 2005, 07:00 AM
I mean guys common, who would actually think of returning a casket!!??
well, maybe if the guy comes back from the dead when he finds out they put him in a cheap casket. :D

yatko
Jun 6th, 2005, 07:16 AM
What is their return policy on caskets. It can't be a lifetime one. :)

Also this is true RFD way. You should've known better PB.

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Jokez Guy
Jun 6th, 2005, 09:46 AM
Peterbrowne Are You Dying????

P__S__2
Jun 6th, 2005, 04:42 PM
Peterbrowne Are You Dying????


NOOOOO we cant have PB die...we need him here for his useless topics...but then again im replying to them. OWNED.

peterbrowne
Jun 6th, 2005, 04:46 PM
no, im not - i just interested

Jokez Guy
Jun 6th, 2005, 06:07 PM
no, im not - i just interested

INterested because you are dying soon

peterbrowne
Jun 6th, 2005, 08:17 PM
INterested because you are dying soon
i dont plan on dying for exactly 80 years.

P__S__2
Jun 6th, 2005, 09:07 PM
ya rite PB, ur gona die soon.

Bordello
Jun 6th, 2005, 09:21 PM
If you're gonna go, don't forget to take Jokez Guy with you.

P__S__2
Jun 6th, 2005, 09:27 PM
maybe both of them can share a caskit... and while there in there long sleep, peterbrowne can make his perverted noises over D-LINK.....


D-link ooooohhhh ahhh ohh

Jokez Guy
Jun 6th, 2005, 09:55 PM
If you're gonna go, don't forget to take Jokez Guy with you.

And if he takes me, im forsure to bring you along with me :D i dont want you to feel left out Bordello :)

MTL-TechY
Jun 7th, 2005, 03:45 AM
maybe both of them can share a caskit... and while there in there long sleep, peterbrowne can make his perverted noises over D-LINK.....


D-link ooooohhhh ahhh ohh


ha ha ha ha ha ha lol, so true that was gold

pete browne - king of the rfd usless post club, Diamond Platinum Member

ooooohhhhhhhhh ooooooooooo dlink, roooooooooteeeeerrr moddddemmmmmmmm

MTL-TechY
Jun 7th, 2005, 03:46 AM
i dont plan on dying for exactly 80 years.

three words:

LIFE IS SHORT

ENJOY IT, instead of making crappy vids

ooooooohhhhhhhhh, dlink, moodddeeeemmmmmmmmmmmm rooooooteeerrrrrr

Bordello
Jun 7th, 2005, 09:05 AM
three words:

LIFE IS SHORT

ENJOY IT, instead of making crappy vids

ooooooohhhhhhhhh, dlink, moodddeeeemmmmmmmmmmmm rooooooteeerrrrrr

LMAO, such wisdom.