Asian Guys: Big Hearts with Small Dinkies-Frank Assesments from my female colleagues

[canabiz]

OK so i am working in a team that has 3 girls around my age

1 is Lebanese-Canadian who was born here

1 is from St. Lucia (in the Caribbean) who came to Canada when she was young

Last one is white

The other day we were just sitting around talking when i asked them what do they think about Asian guys (I'm Asian) and whether they have dated any of them

They asked me if i want a frank answer or if i want to hear the sugarcoated stuff...of course I wanna know exactly what their impressions about Asian guys since you see more Asian girls going out with guys from other ethinicities than the other way around.

Then 1 said "Asian guys have big hearts but small dinkies*

We were laughing so hard man the whole place looked at our team like what's going on.

Thoughts folks ?

[Irb]

You forgot to mention Asian women have small beavers.

[UrbanPoet]

I always thought that was a myth b/c when i look downstairs it isnt true :o
i wouldnt know about everyone else b/c i dont go around lookin @ ppls erect penises.

as for asians with small penises i think that may be a missconception taht comes from ppl watching low budget Japanese Pornography made by 40 year old impotent men taping them selves having sex with japanese pro's.

I also think its a myth spread by white people during the late 1800s and early 1900s to stop Chinese Men from marrying white women... b/c back then Chinese ppl werent allowed to bring their wives or women over.

But i think this whole Asian image is changing b/c of the large influx of Asians coming to canada... Many of them are now 2nd and even 3rd generation chinese (like myself). Ive met some 4th gneration chinese outside of China but they are from the West Indies. Alot of asians living in Canada are very intune with Western culture and influence.

[Strangehate]

I can't say I have ever seen asian penis... but seeing as how you are asian just take a look in the mirror...

If you have to brush aside your pubic hair to find it... your in trouble...

[UrbanPoet]

I can't say I have ever seen asian penis... but seeing as how you are asian just take a look in the mirror...

If you have to brush aside your pubic hair to find it... your in trouble...

AHAHAHAH ah bwoy. ya kill me

[plucky duck]

I swear it was the cold shower!! Come out and play, don't be shy now, she won't bite. :lol:

[hyperion]

Hahahah!

[k_wellwood_42]

I always thought that was a myth b/c when i look downstairs it isnt true :o
i wouldnt know about everyone else b/c i dont go around lookin @ ppls erect penises.

as for asians with small penises i think that may be a missconception taht comes from ppl watching low budget Japanese Pornography made by 40 year old impotent men taping them selves having sex with japanese pro's.

I also think its a myth spread by white people during the late 1800s and early 1900s to stop Chinese Men from marrying white women... b/c back then Chinese ppl werent allowed to bring their wives or women over.

But i think this whole Asian image is changing b/c of the large influx of Asians coming to canada... Many of them are now 2nd and even 3rd generation chinese (like myself). Ive met some 4th gneration chinese outside of China but they are from the West Indies. Alot of asians living in Canada are very intune with Western culture and influence.



WTF!
thats the biggest bull ive ever heard in my life
asians have small penis's, its a fact, thers no myth
thats not to say EVERY asian is smaller then EVERY white person
yao ming is probably hung like a horse, because he is a big guy to begin with
most asians are smaller people to begin wtih, which is why their penis will be smaller

[CSR]

WTF!
thats the biggest bull ive ever heard in my life
asians have small penis's, its a fact, thers no myth
thats not to say EVERY asian is smaller then EVERY white person
yao ming is probably hung like a horse, because he is a big guy to begin with
most asians are smaller people to begin wtih, which is why their penis will be smaller

Tho I may not agree, do you ever wonder if, biologically speaking that the sexual organs of asian men and women were made for each other, thus...

small dinky = tight beaver
large dinky forr loose beaver?

[x86asm]

Wow, looks like Truth has sparked a rather large discussion

[sxz]

All this talk about Asian dinkies and canabiz's avatar just made me crack up. :lol: Maybe someone will do an in-depth study as to why this occurs.

[ZenOps]

*cough*

Well... I do think that Asian males are smaller in general, especially those that are from Asia. I'm thinking its Perhaps dietary (all that low nutrient rice) but 5 foot and under seems to be the norm.

Anyone who is an Asian who has been born in North America (at least in my immediate family) seems to be physically large (6 foot or higher) We think we've traced it down to diet, the beef and chicken high protein diet (could be the hormones they used to inject into beef in the 60's) makes for larger people with more muscles in general.

They used to feed black people/day labourers foods high in hormones back in the '20s. Unfortunate side-effect was sometimes over-agressiveness too.

[random1]

So do black men have larger penises than average? Do Asians have smaller penises than average? Well, yes, but not by much.

Black men are indeed bigger than Caucasian men, but only by half an inch or so, on average. And Asian men are about half an inch smaller on average. But the interesting thing about all of this is that the women in each race have vaginas that are perfectly designed to fit. That's right; according to the-penis-website.com, Asian women tend to have smaller vaginas and black women larger ones, relative to Caucasians.

Here's the article it came from. (http://www.askmen.com/love/vanessa_60/87b_love_secrets.html)

'Course, who knows if that's based on scientific study.

[spm24]

*cough*

Well... I do think that Asian males are smaller in general, especially those that are from Asia. I'm thinking its Perhaps dietary (all that low nutrient rice) but 5 foot and under seems to be the norm.

Anyone who is an Asian who has been born in North America (at least in my immediate family) seems to be physically large (6 foot or higher) We think we've traced it down to diet, the beef and chicken high protein diet (could be the hormones they used to inject into beef in the 60's) makes for larger people with more muscles in general.

They used to feed black people/day labourers foods high in hormones back in the '20s. Unfortunate side-effect was sometimes over-agressiveness too.

actually i have noticed that north american born asian females 8\10 have bigger breast then there counterparts over in asia . guess it would be true with males as well seeing our chickens and beef have been tampered with for a generation or so.

[CSR]

racial stereotypes

So do black men have larger penises than average? Do Asians have smaller penises than average? Well, yes, but not by much.

Black men are indeed bigger than Caucasian men, but only by half an inch or so, on average. And Asian men are about half an inch smaller on average. But the interesting thing about all of this is that the women in each race have vaginas that are perfectly designed to fit. That's right; according to the-penis-website.com, Asian women tend to have smaller vaginas and black women larger ones, relative to Caucasians.

From that site.

[ballz]

WTF!
thats the biggest bull ive ever heard in my life
asians have small penis's, its a fact, thers no myth
thats not to say EVERY asian is smaller then EVERY white person
yao ming is probably hung like a horse, because he is a big guy to begin with
most asians are smaller people to begin wtih, which is why their penis will be smallerI'd like to see where you get your "facts" from.

[fakishan]

*cough*

Well... I do think that Asian males are smaller in general, especially those that are from Asia. I'm thinking its Perhaps dietary (all that low nutrient rice) but 5 foot and under seems to be the norm.
:eek: :eek:

[JoKeRr]

hm, dude, I was born in China, and lived there for 15 yrs. Guess what, I'm 6 foot 2, 100% chinese. :twisted: I've known a few asian guys where were born in NA, and they're actually not as tall as I am.

Genetics matters, besides I used to play basketball and swim a lot. Maybe no weight lifting in my teenage yrs helped as well, who knows. As for weiner size, mine is 6 and half inch erected, not big when i have no erection, but that's not when it matters.


*cough*

Well... I do think that Asian males are smaller in general, especially those that are from Asia. I'm thinking its Perhaps dietary (all that low nutrient rice) but 5 foot and under seems to be the norm.

Anyone who is an Asian who has been born in North America (at least in my immediate family) seems to be physically large (6 foot or higher) We think we've traced it down to diet, the beef and chicken high protein diet (could be the hormones they used to inject into beef in the 60's) makes for larger people with more muscles in general.

They used to feed black people/day labourers foods high in hormones back in the '20s. Unfortunate side-effect was sometimes over-agressiveness too.

[ZenOps]

Yeah, you may not have been born but what did you prefer to eat/majorally eat during your growth phase years 2-18?

Pizza/burgers/chicken or rice?

[steve.m]

don't worry I heard the japanese are working and now have in beta Penis v2.0 which has vibration controls and antipre-ejack software built in. Also comes with antivirus to prevent STD. :)

[gprime]

don't worry I heard the japanese are working and now have in beta Penis v2.0 which has vibration controls and antipre-ejack software built in. Also comes with antivirus to prevent STD. :)

Hope it wasnt developed by MS!

[steve.m]

But seriously who cares if you penis is +- 1-2 inches of someone else. Do guys turn down a lady because she only has 34D and not 42DD? Of course not. THe woman who will go out with you based ONLY on your penis size is a ***** anyhow. For hoes just tell them you have a vibrating toy for them,and you know how to use it. Their eyes will sparkle then and penis size becomes less relevent.

Also you have to be good (skilled) with what god gave you too, so if you are big but screw like a mannequin she will be quickly turned off and tell her friends about the bad experience. So again, dick size not as important as other more complex skills.

[webdoctors]

its really a factor of diet, in asia milk is crazy expensive (my theory is cauase they ate all the cows :P )

If you were born/raised here, U can ignore all this talk cause it prob don't apply to you, and these are generalizations, i;d hate for the sensitive folkz on RFD to think u were making blanket statementz....

didnt we hav a similar thread in da summer that got locked?

[goffeebeans]

I would probably guess diet and possibly lifestyle as well.

There was a blog about some teacher over in asia and he mentioned how in school over there, children pretty much do phys ed all day long. When they're not in school running around playing sports, they're outside running around playing sports.
For women, lots of excercise at young age = low fat % = small breast.
Perhaps it could have some effect on males too.. like all that protein and nutrients are going towards building muscles or being burned off, which may = stunted growth.
Just like the idea that you shouldnt work out (weights) at such a young age cause it may stunt your growth.

[UrbanPoet]

sucks for you guys. Im really happy about myself =)
does it make me cocky?

[ballz]

sucks for you guys. Im really happy about myself =)
does it make me cocky?
No it makes you a dick. :cheesygri

[cyberknight]

I'm sure the milk from steroid injected, machine milked cow puss has something to do with the breasts and penis size issue.

something like if you compare a cow of today and a cow from the 1900, the cow of today produces over 5 times more milk. seriously something wrong with that if you think about it. i mean, they're not eating 5 times more...

[nfnx]

No it makes you a dick. :cheesygri


clever.




i agree. people born and raised here are larger than those born in asia. its pretty much proven in what my ex's have told me from their experiences.


i feel bad for those with small weiners, but i feel worse for tall people with small weiners... life is a ***** sometimes.

[UrbanPoet]

No it makes you a dick. :cheesygri

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[Truth]

Wow, looks like Truth has sparked a rather large discussion


LOL i am a Revolutionary AND an inspiration...

[JoKeRr]

Yeah, you may not have been born but what did you prefer to eat/majorally eat during your growth phase years 2-18?

Pizza/burgers/chicken or rice?

haha u got me with the diet. I'm a skinny dude but my stomach has been HUGE since I turned 15--> I grew 10 cm taller that summer. I ate a LOT of rice, talking about approx. 1 ib per meal and I ate a lot of meat, ribs etc. Still b/c I was in China, I had joint pains, went to see a doctor, and the doc said my body lack Calcium.. Guess waht, my parents bought me 12 packs of 1L bottle milk. I down 1 of those every day after basketball with friends, sometimes 2 / day. I moved to Canada before I turned 16, and the food is great, I love all the beef, burgers pork chops chicken steak you name it.. and ya till today, I still don't feel I've had a meal unless there's a decent chunk of meat in my stomach. Did I mention I grew another inch when I turned 20 from 19??

I was never a big fan of vegetable, and I rarely ate apples (many told me that's not good). I guess the milk helped a lot with my height and possibly my wiener as well. Anyway, right now I'm a tall dude, but I'm not really muscular. Gonna work on that this lunar yr.

[Codegen]

WTF is it with the Pen 15 talk lately?

[DJ Trance AZ]

Do more exercise with it and so it can grow bigger and stronger :razz:

[canabiz]

WTF is it with the Pen 15 talk lately?

Excuse my ignorance but WTF is Pen 15 ?

[UrbanPoet]

Excuse my ignorance but WTF is Pen 15 ?

look down my brotha. Unless ur not a brotha

[canabiz]

look down my brotha. Unless ur not a brotha

Hey man why don't you just blurt it out

Why beat around the bush LOL

That's pretty clever though

[FearSonic]

Who the hell cares about size?





Women. That's who. You're all screwed! Well.. not really. =)

Just kidding dudes, size doesn't matter, who cares, just shove it in before she has a chance to see it. STEALTH, it's how you can win.

[UrbanPoet]

Who the hell cares about size?





Women. That's who. You're all screwed! Well.. not really. =)

Just kidding dudes, size doesn't matter, who cares, just shove it in before she has a chance to see it. STEALTH, it's how you can win.

u do know that they still feel it right.... :lol:

[ChinpokoMon]

It's the girth that matters. Who cares if something is 10 inches long but thin like a chopstick?!

[FearSonic]

u do know that they still feel it right.... :lol:

Of course, but it FEELS bigger than it looks. Unless you have a nub, then.. yeah, Guiness World Records.

[toalan]

I am asian, i have a small penis. **** it i do not give ****. Let the world, know. My worth is not what is in my pants.

[UrbanPoet]

I am asian, i have a small penis. **** it i do not give ****. Let the world, know. My worth is not what is in my pants.

thats confidence right there brotha. With that, you can get any girl you want.
keep it up.

You fukkers should act like this man! :lol:

[PQpine413]

^
lol.i have a feeling u just giggled n said 'haha..u have a small penis!'

[xKagex]

Facts:
-The majority of nerves are in the first 2" of a woman's vagina.
-Most women don't orgasm from vaginal intercourse, no matter what the lenght/girth of your member might be.
-Most women care more about the size of your wallet, the shoes you wear, your sense of humour, etc than they care about the size of your penis.


So, get over it.. life's too short to worry about meaningless things.

[steve.m]

yep: seductive personality owns fat wallet owns penis size.

[biosh]

What type of person uses the term "dinkie"?

:confused:

[felix]

actually i have noticed that north american born asian females 8\10 have bigger breast then there counterparts over in asia . guess it would be true with males as well seeing our chickens and beef have been tampered with for a generation or so.
I agree .. and just bigger body structure overall. Something to do with the food over here.

[nfnx]

Facts:

-Most women care more about the size of your wallet, the shoes you wear, your sense of humour



i really am the total package




as for the man speaking up about his small pen 15. sympathy doesnt work dude....

u should work it out... u kno? pushups....

[nano]

Facts:
-The majority of nerves are in the first 2" of a woman's vagina.
-Most women don't orgasm from vaginal intercourse, no matter what the lenght/girth of your member might be.
-Most women care more about the size of your wallet, the shoes you wear, your sense of humour, etc than they care about the size of your penis.


So, get over it.. life's too short to worry about meaningless things.
hahahaha thats a load of crap

[Truth]

My Penis is small my penis is small my penis is small!!!

SMALL small SMALL Asian penis!!!

Thats right and i'm proud!!!!!! I don't care if you ladies out there in Toronto got a problem with it!!!!

Let Big Bubba have that A$$ of yours!!! I"m gonna make me some money and live better!!!!

THe greatest revenge is living well!!!!

Small penis rules!!!! BIg penis sux!!!

[b166er1337]

WTF is it with the Pen 15 talk lately?

wanna join my PEN 15 club?

[sans]

My Penis is small my penis is small my penis is small!!!

SMALL small SMALL Asian penis!!!

Thats right and i'm proud!!!!!! I don't care if you ladies out there in Toronto got a problem with it!!!!

Let Big Bubba have that A$$ of yours!!! I"m gonna make me some money and live better!!!!

THe greatest revenge is living well!!!!

Small penis rules!!!! BIg penis sux!!!

all your talk about the size of your penis indicates the relative size of your brain, definitely smaller than your penis. can't you think of anything else except your penis.

[SergesPlace]

My Penis is small my penis is small my penis is small!!!

SMALL small SMALL Asian penis!!!

Thats right and i'm proud!!!!!! I don't care if you ladies out there in Toronto got a problem with it!!!!

Let Big Bubba have that A$$ of yours!!! I"m gonna make me some money and live better!!!!

THe greatest revenge is living well!!!!

Small penis rules!!!! BIg penis sux!!!


Yes we get it

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8599/youhavesmallpenis5qy.jpg

[steve.m]

lol all of a sudden i am reminded of South park Chinpoko(mon)


President Hirohito: You are American?
Red: Yes.
President Hirohito: [begins to gesture] Ogh! You must have very bigp ee-anis!
Red: Excuse me? I was just asking you what you're up to with these toys!
President Hirohito: Nothing. We are very simple people. With very small penis. Mr. Ose penis is …especially small.
Mr. Ose: [fakes a sob] Uh, smuh, so small.
President Hirohito: We cannot achieve much with so small penis. But you! Americans. Wow! Penis so big! SOOO big penis!
Red: [flattered] Well uh, he-I guess it is a pretty good size.
Mr. Ose: Minata, kite kite! ["Everone, come come!" A group of Japanese women move in, chattering] This-a man has veh-ry big penis! [the women applaud, Red grins big]

[Ryan]

This has gone on way too long. Lock.