Ever get something you didn't ask for on a flight?

[B40]

umm

http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/local/story/6402222p-5709139c.html

[ji2o0k]

wth..............where do you find these articles?

maybe he wanted to give her some mayo........homemade..........

[Nikita]

K...what kinda freak leaves their 'junk' on a sleeping woman. How'd this guy ever get hired? I'd have been tempted to knock him flat and shout out what he did at the top of my lungs! Mannnn, way too many freaks and pervs in this world!!

[Blunt]

DNA it!!!

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2001/stemcell/interactive/reax/images/story.montel.williams.jpg
You are NOT the daddy!

[Nikita]

Better still, chemical castration. The next time he feels the need to jack off in public, at least he'll have no 'junk' to leave behind ;) .

[kitbor]

I believe, this is a plot to promote "Snakes on a plane II".

[Becks]

K...what kinda freak leaves their 'junk' on a sleeping woman. How'd this guy ever get hired?...

Just imagine sleeping and then waking up with a bunch of tissues thrown on you. You might think that some bastard just threw them on you while on the way to the bathroom or something.

[Nikita]

He probably wanted to be able to say he was part of the Mile High Club....but I don't think one-sided sex counts....lol.

[ahyue2]

"baggage handler....."


I believe, this is a plot to promote "Snakes on a plane II". :lol: +1 "Snake on a Plane II: Deadly Secretions?"

[formalentity]

I believe, this is a plot to promote "Snakes on a plane II".

:lol:

[ji2o0k]

"baggage handler....."

:lol: +1 "Snake on a Plane II: Deadly Secretions?"
hhahah

+2 or "Snake on a Plane II: Spitting Snakes?"...

[grilw]

You guys are too funny.

[cmge]

wth..............where do you find these articles?
id like to know as well... o_O

[ahyue2]

hhahah

+2 or "Snake on a Plane II: Spitting Snakes?"...

:arrowu: +1 :lol: "Snake on a Plane II: White Venom?"
or.... Top Gun III: Ejection Seat

[B40]

:arrowu: +1 :lol: "Snake on a Plane II: White Venom?"
or.... Top Gun III: Ejection Seat

They made a Top Gun 2? :confused:

[ji2o0k]

:arrowu: +1 :lol: "Snake on a Plane II: White Venom?"
or.... Top Gun III: Ejection Seat
hahahah nice....

or "Snakes on a Plane II: Lunging Vengeance"
or "Top Gun II: Disorderly discharge"

[ahyue2]

They made a Top Gun 2? :confused:

No, they didn't,

I was thinking of the video game, my bad...but ji2o0k just came up with one for Top Gun II.... :lol:

I got one more......I tell you, I am twisted :twisted:

Airplane III: See Men Fly

[M.D.]

Airplane III: See Men Fly
hahaha that is GOLD :lol:

[baouong]

awesome!

[ji2o0k]

Airplane III: See Men Fly
touché my friend............your rapist wit has outdueled the likes of me......:lol:

[B40]

Airplane III: See Men Fly

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[infinite.chaoz]

I believe, this is a plot to promote "Snakes on a plane II".

ROFL

I like to see the reaction from Bush when his advisers inform him about this while reading "my pet goat" to kindergarten kids.

[najibs]

umm

http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/local/story/6402222p-5709139c.html

According to the article he jsut sat next to her, she woke up, and there it was. Wow that was quick....even quicker than me :lol:

[B40]

According to the article he jsut sat next to her, she woke up, and there it was. Wow that was quick....even quicker than me :lol:

:|

Doesn't say how long she was sleeping for... maybe she's a deep sleeper

[Mehrtens]

OMG you can get arrested for that ? :(

* runs away and hides*

[somemale]

Yes. Little bratty kids with crappy parents that let them kick my chair for the whole flight.

[skyblue12]

No, they didn't,

I was thinking of the video game, my bad...but ji2o0k just came up with one for Top Gun II.... :lol:

I got one more......I tell you, I am twisted :twisted:

Airplane III: See Men Fly

ROFL

[ratface]

Airplane III: See Men Fly

:cheesygri

I'm curious too: what google search led the OP to this article?