View Full Version : Would You Tattoo A Corporation's Logo For $$$
Kommander_KornFlakes
Sep 5th, 2007, 04:44 PM
Suppose that Microsoft or Pepsi would pay you $200 monthly to tattoo their logo (10-inch by 10-inch) on your chest or back, would you do it? In Japan they want to try this.
But the contract will be something like this:
-Sign the contract for 5, 10 and 20 years.
-The tattoo will be permanent with dimensions of 10-inch xtimes 10-inch.
-Whenever you go outside (weather-permitting) you must NOT wear t-shirt.
-You will take off your t-shirt when you see large crowds.
-Failure of the above nulls your contract without compesation.
-You will get your pay every 30th of the month.
-You will not be required to take off your t-shirt once the contract is over (but the logo will go with you to the cemetery, unfortunately >:( )
Would you do it? What's your price to do it? I wouldn't mind getting paid for a cool logo tattoo such as the Toyota logo or the Apple logo.
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CanadaBoy
Sep 5th, 2007, 04:46 PM
I would consider it if it was $2000 per month
thelefteyeguy
Sep 5th, 2007, 04:51 PM
wow...10x10 inches...that's quite large :|
I'd do it for Stella....and forget the money...all the beer I can drink for 10 yrs...
but i'd be really out of shape lol and probably wouldnt do well as selling myself at events
yao416
Sep 5th, 2007, 05:00 PM
Ill consider if the tattoo was lasered on, (cant take the pain)
and $200000/day, thanks!
Kommander_KornFlakes
Sep 5th, 2007, 05:02 PM
I would consider it if it was $2000 per month
Jesus Christ dude, you are not exactly the Titanic or a Jumbo 747, just remember that.
Kommander_KornFlakes
Sep 5th, 2007, 05:02 PM
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http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6589/logonb7.jpg
:razz:
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bionicbadger
Sep 5th, 2007, 05:03 PM
A 10x10 tattoo is BIG. Its more area than a normal sheet of paper. For a measly $200/month?
I'd have to say hell no. If it were close to about $5000/month I'd consider it.
Firebot
Sep 5th, 2007, 05:04 PM
Jesus Christ dude, you are not exactly the Titanic or a Jumbo 747, just remember that.
Heh, I hope you aren't wearing a Nike or Maple Leafs shirt or something while typing this. People are actually PAYING these companies and branding themselves already, getting money for it would be a definite possibility and preferable.
JAC
Sep 5th, 2007, 05:04 PM
10"x10" for a lousy $200/month? Not a chance.
I'd consider 2"x3" on my shoulder, and wearing a wife-beater for a contractually specified number of times each month, but the terms the OP listed are crazy.
Kommander_KornFlakes
Sep 5th, 2007, 05:15 PM
Heh, I hope you aren't wearing a Nike or Maple Leafs shirt or something while typing this. People are actually PAYING these companies and branding themselves already
Yes, like those losers with iPods, these guys would PAY Apple to wear the tattoo I bet.
I would take $1,000/month, but just one condition, never will I wear the logos of the following satanic companies:
1. Rogers
2. Bell Mobility
3. BMO
4. The CNE
5. Future Shop
6. Apple
7. The Conservatives/Tories
8. Republicans
9. The 407 ETR
10. Any Jenniffer Lopez or Adam Sandler movie
11. FOX news
11. Any Chinese corporation/company's logo (I might get lead in the tattoo paint, lol :cheesygri )
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Diamondog
Sep 5th, 2007, 06:57 PM
That's ******** walk around with your shirt off all of the time :confused:
billdozer
Sep 5th, 2007, 07:05 PM
That's ******** walk around with your shirt off all of the time :confused:
B40?
nickia
Sep 5th, 2007, 07:08 PM
That's ******** walk around with your shirt off all of the time :confused:
I agree, you can't even go into a high class restaurant.
How are they going know if you are fulfilling your contract or not?
Odysseus_Maximus
Sep 5th, 2007, 07:36 PM
I agree, you can't even go into a high class restaurant.
How are they going know if you are fulfilling your contract or not?
lol
bokep
Sep 5th, 2007, 08:19 PM
I agree, you can't even go into a high class restaurant.
How are they going know if you are fulfilling your contract or not?
for this to work they must also hire spies to do random checks on all their participants
i'll take the spy job, but not the shirtless walking billboard
Kommander_KornFlakes
Sep 5th, 2007, 09:59 PM
How are they going know if you are fulfilling your contract or not?
Implant a shirt-sensing microchip under your skin in the chest area? :lol:
stevethewheel
Sep 5th, 2007, 10:11 PM
i'll take the spy job, but not the shirtless walking billboard
Good thinking.
10" x 10" is huge by the way.
OP do you have any links for this or did you hear it from a friend of a friend?
Frankie3s
Sep 5th, 2007, 10:53 PM
I agree, you can't even go into a high class restaurant.
How are they going know if you are fulfilling your contract or not?
RFD'ers going to a high class restaurant! I can see them asking where to input the coupon code on the bill or wanting to talk to a CSR about getting a price match with another restaurant :lol: .
mmmken
Sep 5th, 2007, 11:41 PM
hahaha this reminds me of that guy in jackass.. that bares down to his red thong.. and starts dancing to trance whenever there's a large group of people around hahahaha.
Peckerwood
Sep 5th, 2007, 11:47 PM
Having the logo for Colt, Winchester, or even HK would be cool...but to take off my shirt in 50 below is a little outlandish
:)
Firebot
Sep 6th, 2007, 10:37 AM
for this to work they must also hire spies to do random checks on all their participants
i'll take the spy job, but not the shirtless walking billboard
You'd take the job of looking at a half naked man:confused: ?
Firebot
Sep 6th, 2007, 10:38 AM
Yes, like those losers with iPods, these guys would PAY Apple to wear the tattoo I bet.
I would take $1,000/month, but just one condition, never will I wear the logos of the following satanic companies:
1. Rogers
2. Bell Mobility
3. BMO
4. The CNE
5. Future Shop
6. Apple
7. The Conservatives/Tories
8. Republicans
9. The 407 ETR
10. Any Jenniffer Lopez or Adam Sandler movie
11. FOX news
11. Any Chinese corporation/company's logo (I might get lead in the tattoo paint, lol :cheesygri )
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I'm really curious how the bolded one got in this list:lol: Any thread to the story behind it?
Frankie3s
Sep 6th, 2007, 11:10 AM
RFD is already paying me to do this,
http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=6524412
What's the big deal?
billdozer
Sep 6th, 2007, 11:14 AM
Yes, like those losers with iPods, these guys would PAY Apple to wear the tattoo I bet.
I would take $1,000/month, but just one condition, never will I wear the logos of the following satanic companies:
1. Rogers
2. Bell Mobility
3. BMO
4. The CNE
5. Future Shop
6. Apple
7. The Conservatives/Tories
8. Republicans
9. The 407 ETR
10. Any Jenniffer Lopez or Adam Sandler movie
11. FOX news
11. Any Chinese corporation/company's logo (I might get lead in the tattoo paint, lol :cheesygri )
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FS but no BB :confused:
15-20_God
Sep 6th, 2007, 12:28 PM
I'm really curious how the bolded one got in this list:lol: Any thread to the story behind it?
op likely berated at a front line low level summer student for doing something that's absolutely normal during the course of business and that they have absolutely no control or no leeway with. So i'm guessing the OP only wanted 6 tiny tom donuts with 2 flavours
stealth
Sep 6th, 2007, 02:10 PM
Yes, like those losers with iPods, these guys would PAY Apple to wear the tattoo I bet.
I would take $1,000/month, but just one condition, never will I wear the logos of the following satanic companies:
1. Rogers
2. Bell Mobility
3. BMO
4. The CNE
5. Future Shop
6. Apple
7. The Conservatives/Tories
8. Republicans
9. The 407 ETR
10. Any Jenniffer Lopez or Adam Sandler movie
11. FOX news
11. Any Chinese corporation/company's logo (I might get lead in the tattoo paint, lol :cheesygri )
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Lol...I'd have an exclusion list as well, but I would start with companies like Viagra and Depends :)
Red Bull, Apple, etc. would be ok.
For me the real issue would be having to go shirtless so often (and of course staying in good enough shape to do that!). I'm just not that much of an exhibitionist.
kleptodathief
Sep 6th, 2007, 06:26 PM
JUST DO IT! if nike paid me, i'll have their SWOOSH on my back! :D , i got it on my car LOL