How To: Cooking Ramen Noodles With An Egg And Other Goodies

[Yaowsers]

First: Go to the store, get supplies. You'll need chicken flavored ramen noodles, an egg, cheese whiz or American singles, and some chicken. Remember that this is ramen, not some kind of dinner from a four star restaurant, so don't get any fresh chicken or even the chicken breast canned in water, no, we are looking for minimum quality and maximum sodium. That's why I settled on Mixin' Chicken (in broth).

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Then boil 2 cups of water.

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Newb tip: don't put the whole brick of ramen is; it will be impossible to eat, because it's all one long noodle. Break that ****er up into 2-4 big chunks while it's still in the bag.

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It's almost time to put the noodles in the water, but don't forget about the seasoning packet!

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Set that little guy aside for later.

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Now you're ready to dump the noodles in the boiling water.

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Open your canned chicken.

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Break it up into individual pieces.

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Dump all the chicken & broth into your cooking soup.

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Crack the egg into a bowl.

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[Yaowsers]

Beat it.

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After about 2 of the 3 minutes that you are cooking the soup, add the egg, and stir for just a second.

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Now add a giant glob of generic cheese whiz (or a couple singles and some milk) and stir it up.

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Last, add contents from the seasoning packet to taste.

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Find yourself a giant bowl! Sorry about the washed out photo. I didn't review the pics until after I ate it all.

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Eat the noodles/meat/egg with a fork, then drink the juice. Yummy!

[TapemanPL]

never seen ramen prepared like that...isn't it normally spicy?

[billdozer]

Vomitrocious.

[afong56]

omg, that's disgusting looking. it better taste like prime rib if it's going to look like vomit. . .

not my cup of tea, but if you like a cheese-based sauce on ramen, more power to you, op. . .

[M-e-X-x]

remove the cheese... better-tasting without it :)

[goofball]

Uhm...you don't strain the noodles after boiling them? :confused:

[Kasakato]

Uhm...you don't strain the noodles after boiling them? :confused:

Never had instant? Or your from Italy? The leftover water forms the soup.

[rdtx2002]

the cheese ruined it for me.. that is disgusting

[Steeve Urkel]

I'd take out the cheese and add some fresh or frozen vegetables and just skip the canned chicken.

I've never seen pink chicken in a can- bleh, barf:lol:

I would add some carrot and mushrooms at least, maybe some green onion, ginger is also cheap usually.

or add some of the leftover bbq chicken they clear out at the grocery, some mushrooms and hot sauce, tabasco maybe and have tom yum soup :)

Now what could you make with Ramen and bacon? any ideas?
ramen, bacon bits and........?

[warlockdilemma]

I do the egg part quiet often and sometimes maybe throw in some fresh shrimp if its lying around in the freezer or even bak choy...but the cheese part as well as the canned chicken,kind off,does not seem right...

[jayisthebest88]

1. That chicken is probably from chickens with AIDS
2. That's some sort of imposter cheese whiz, wtf real cheese?? that defeats the purpous of processed cheese!!
3. Eggs are ok, but you dont need to beat in a bowl, you can crack directly into boiling water and mix it in there.
4. Your arms are hairy as ****.



That looks disgusting, SICK! .........and the noodles look gross too....

[new fries]

1. That chicken is probably from chickens with AIDS
4. Your arms are hairy as ****.


LOL!

hahaharha

Yeah sorry dude, but i agree with some of the coments, that looks gross. :D

[Amuthini]

if i was gonna eat something with all that fat and calories, it definitely wouldn't look like that. yuck.

[funkyfr3sh_]

My stomach is turning looking at that last picture. I think the cheese is what did it for me. :confused:

[The_One]

Cheese in instant noodles? barf :razz:

[Kyle_87]

Uhh ramen should be spicy.. here just make this one.

http://daveola.com/Pages/Ramen/Photos/Shin_Ramyun.jpg

[sans]

looks delicious. add 10 fried locusts and it would be perfect.

[Jkim]

Uhh ramen should be spicy.. here just make this one.

http://daveola.com/Pages/Ramen/Photos/Shin_Ramyun.jpg

I have a box of those in my House :D
i'll prob take pics next time i make instant noodles along with "goodies" it'll def. look a lot better than the pile of white puke i see....but meh, w/e the OP taste prefence is then its all good :)

[Mystix]

gj on trolling rfd with threads from offtopic.com

http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=3463866

[pipolchap]

lol! this thread made my morning, thanks!

[M@rk]

thanks for the good times :lol:

[joeyjoejoe]

Mixin' Chicken? Smooth N Cheesy? The end result looks like Fear Factor to me.

[kaimui22]

cheese with ramen is actually quite good..if you goto any japanese ramen shops here in Vancouver, they actually have it on the menu..but they use cheese slices..and they add it on top of the ramen before serving, not when it's cooking

but then again, i'm sure they don't add chicken in a can or milk to the ramen

as for the comment about draining the noodles...you're suppose to cook the ramen in plain water, take it out, drain it, run it under cold water then boil the soup base powder and the other goodies in another pot.

also I've noticed that adding corn niblets makes ramen especially yummy. And yeah, don't mix up the egg..it'll make the soup base on white and gooey..just crack an egg into the boiling water and let it boil as a solid piece.

[B40]

Interesting... I want to try it out, but I have no cheese whiz, going to pick some up next time I'm at the store :)

[thelefteyeguy]

that's the most disgusting thing i've seen in a while...here's my version

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...can't see the ramen hehe

[lovepizza]

that's disgusting, cheese whiz?! might as well eat some mac&cheese

but that look's tasty (above) :D

[Alcetic]

Is this supposed to be a joke =/ ? Cuz it looks nastyyyy no offence.

[Initial_C]

yeah.... it was nice of you to take the time to take pictures and cook and all... and although it might actually be tasty... that looks really unappetizing and not very healthy at all (that's alot of cheeze whiz you put in and the chicken didn't look very good either to be honest.)

personally, i'd rather put fresh stuff in my ramen... like veggies. or even leftover veggies and stuff from the night before. even in worst cases, i'd put a fried hot dog sausage with a fried egg.

[gmark2000]

Man! You have hairy arms. Definitely not Asian.

[slippy]

Uhh ramen should be spicy.. here just make this one.

http://daveola.com/Pages/Ramen/Photos/Shin_Ramyun.jpg

no it doesn't

[SirAlain]

To the OP:
If you are serious! Keep up the good job! That step-by-step procedure takes skill & time. (I wouldnt know how to upload pictures....)

And if you are just kidding around, I honestly cannot stop laughing! :cheesygri

Eat the noodles/meat/egg with a fork, then drink the juice. Yummy!

[goofball]

Never had instant? Or your from Italy? The leftover water forms the soup.

Mom always grilled it into my head to rinse the noodles after boiling.

Choot sieu! (Alright, I can't translate chinese words to english well)

She still does it to this day.

[warlockdilemma]

Mom always grilled it into my head to rinse the noodles after boiling.

Choot sieu! (Alright, I can't translate chinese words to english well)

She still does it to this day.

Translation

Choot=Take Out

Sieu=Water

p.s. This is the toishan translation

[ggs]

post of the year lol, i cant believe he added cheese whiz omg fantastic!

[shadowfighta]

gj on trolling rfd with threads from offtopic.com

http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=3463866

yup i saw this on OT too. People here always repost stuff from there :/

[the one]

copy offtopic.com much?

[felix]

Man! You have hairy arms. Definitely not Asian.
LOL ... thus the cheese!

How is the canned chicken btw? Looks like canned cat food! :cheesygri

Oh, and Nissan's Doll brand is better than this brand and other north american clones out there (Mr. Noodles, etc).

[gmark2000]

copy offtopic.com much?

I guess the giveaway is that all the products don't have French on them. So the source is not local (Canadian).

[revelation]

Newb tip: don't put the whole brick of ramen is; it will be impossible to eat, because it's all one long noodle. Break that ****er up into 2-4 big chunks while it's still in the bag.

This just really took out any validity that the original post might have had. I can't imagine anybody thinking that - I have never broken my ramen brick, and have never encountered it being "one long noodle".

Ugh, its so bad, it hurts.

[Siefer999]

This just really took out any validity that the original post might have had. I can't imagine anybody thinking that - I have never broken my ramen brick, and have never encountered it being "one long noodle".

Ugh, its so bad, it hurts.
haha, thats for people who eat their noodles with a fork.

[tet8suo]

I guess the giveaway is that all the products don't have French on them. So the source is not local (Canadian).
wow, good eye :D

[B40]

Americans come on RFD too... just look at neilson

[mingyang]

Omfg Cheese In Noodles Noooooooo

[Bordello]

I was almost impressed with the OP for this thread, not for his culinary skills, but for his attempt at the photo instructions. That's until I realized he stole it from OT.com. Although knowing it's from Yaowsers, I'm not surprised.

[maniackjr]

looks like baby's vomit...

love it

[ggs]

what a rip off, at least say its taken from another site. GG.

[bubble.tea]

that glob of cheese was the most horrific thing I've ever seen...oh and the hairy arms....oh and that Pet Food can of chicken...BarrRRRRFFF.

[almostfreeman]

Man! You have hairy arms. Definitely not Asian.

I think hairy arms may be related to processed cheese consumption.

[gordholio]

Make some real food. That stuff looks really gross.

Buy some chicken legs on sale for 99 cents/lb. and some cheap frozen vegetables and add a bit of chicken and vegetables to the noodles and it would taste a lot better - like chicken noodle soup.
Cook a few chicken legs and take the meat off and freeze it. Take out the amount of chicken you need (very little) for the soup and add the frozen veggies to the noodles while they're cooking.

[hi-tech]

You can tell this board is absolutely dominated by Asians when the biggest complaint about the thread is OP's hairy arms. Real men have body hair people, get over it.

Did any one actually try and make this? I've heard of adding eggs, but I still don't want to try it until I get a little more direction on the matter.

[gmark2000]

Real men have body hair people, get over it.

http://coastathletics.org/2005/fun_web_05/Fun%20Stuff%20II/images/hairy%20back.jpg

Riiiight...

[almostfreeman]

You can tell this board is absolutely dominated by Asians when the biggest complaint about the thread is OP's hairy arms. Real men have body hair people, get over it.

Did any one actually try and make this? I've heard of adding eggs, but I still don't want to try it until I get a little more direction on the matter.

Hairy people have no sense of humour. :|

[stacichu]

I only put grated cheese in mine if the noodles is strained. I usually just add onions and the seasoning, along with hot dog sausages or any left over meat. Frozen vegetables can work too.

It's better if you beat up the egg and mix a little bit of the hot water in it, before pouring it into the soup. And only add the egg when the water is boiling.

Pretty good stuff. I'll post pictures soon.

[wbastien]

holy crap i wanted to PUKE when you opened the canned chicken :| looks like freaking cat food! and cheese paste.. ahhhh

[darkprince]

The Noodles and Egg is awesome. But the other crap you added just making it disgusting.

I usually put 1 egg, BBQ pork, or some other SOLID MEAT to go with my Ramen noodles.

[phillr]

Is this how your arms are so hairy? I will try it out and see if it has any effect on my arms

[uvadtmfub]

Never had instant? Or your from Italy? The leftover water forms the soup.

Are you kidding me??? The leftover water is just fat and oil that should be strained out.
The soup powder packet forms the soup.

[BananaWeed]

I made this last night, but with two cans of chicken, and it was DELICIOUS. Thanks OP!

[faken]

lol that last pic is soooooooo nasty. The noodles + eggs is good enough. You can just crack the egg in there and stir really fast when the water is boiling..

[gmark2000]

The pics, as noted before, are American. There's no French on the food labeling.

The pasty, hairy arms are most certainly Caucasian.

[vrus]

even if it doesn't <i>look</i> great, I'll be trying it out soon. I don't really buy any cheeze whiz though.