mobileguy
Feb 4th, 2008, 06:25 PM
Year: 2001
Status: Single and Dating, not having a care in the world.
I was dating a lady I met in December. We had gone out about 8 times.
No action to this point- if you know what I mean.
A "good girl"
She invited me over for dinner on Valentines day.
I brought over a bottle of wine ($25.00 from the Vintages section at the LCBO) with two condoms taped to the bottle. Two Wine Glasses. And a box to chocolate dipped strawberries (on steroids).
When she opened the door, She paused, laughed out loud. Looked at me and said "I don't know if I should be shocked, insulted, or applaud you for effort"
I said "Just being honest"
And to be honest with the story - I walked out with both condoms, a great dinner, and the strawberries were good too...
But still my best story for Valentines days.. and always gets a laugh..
Status: Single and Dating, not having a care in the world.
I was dating a lady I met in December. We had gone out about 8 times.
No action to this point- if you know what I mean.
A "good girl"
She invited me over for dinner on Valentines day.
I brought over a bottle of wine ($25.00 from the Vintages section at the LCBO) with two condoms taped to the bottle. Two Wine Glasses. And a box to chocolate dipped strawberries (on steroids).
When she opened the door, She paused, laughed out loud. Looked at me and said "I don't know if I should be shocked, insulted, or applaud you for effort"
I said "Just being honest"
And to be honest with the story - I walked out with both condoms, a great dinner, and the strawberries were good too...
But still my best story for Valentines days.. and always gets a laugh..