Compilation of redflagdealer sayings?

[smartfood]

Is there already a compilation of rules/tips of how to land a deal or what it means to be a redflagdealer? If not, let's make one.

I've been reading a lot people's suggestions, for example someone wrote..

" redflagdealers buy now and think later"
" You snooze, you lose"

I find these hilarious and so true and i want to hear them all.

[belowzeros]

I am not a sociopath I really like the homeless but I brought my wife and this stack of 500 coupons to maximize profitz...now where are all the filler items gone?

[akbar_k]

I saved so much on RFD I went bankrupt!

[cmge]

Oos

[ji2o0k]

this thread is useless without pics




normally only typed when wanting to see hawwwttt girls.......

[jnfr]

this thread is useless without pics




normally only typed when wanting to see hawwwttt girls.......

pics or it didn't happen?

[Sazafraz]

can someone please tell me where the "$2 lunch" joke came from. I think it might be from a thread or something but I sometimes see people making jokes about it.

Edit: I am serious about this lol

[mingming]

ibtl
... i dont mean itbl .. but itbl... you know what i mean

and

http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/
... a good one for those who thinks rfd is their personal google b*tch

[sexpuppet6000]

'Thanks OP!'

[billdozer]

"Why don't people wash shoe?" (http://www.redflagdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=460757)

[N_Raged]

"I returned a deodrant that I had used..." (http://www.redflagdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=593885)

[Eyies]

Hi there,

<message>

Ju Leon ..

[Eyies]

Political discussion is not allowed.

Locked.

[UncleSteve]

Two of my favourites:

Why are the called the Olsen Twins?

Has anyone tried the Vanessa Burger?

[mightylobo]

sewing machine?

[mrlooneytoon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

[darius_m5]

This deal isn't hot, I bought it last year for like 85% off.

[Byrns]

"Racist!"
"I got scammed!" (followed by some story about the OP being gullible)

[jonkaho]

here are some from from the hot deals forum:


errrrr...

PM with Stooples and FS.

FS and BB are sister stores.

[joeyjoejoe]

:mad::mad::mad:UPS brokerage fees!!!:mad::mad::mad:

[smartfood]

I saved so much on RFD I went bankrupt!

akbar got it right, of the kinds of sayings I was looking for.

[MrBrown]

+1

[burnt_toast]

Two of my favourites:

Why are the called the Olsen Twins?

Has anyone tried the Vanessa Burger?

that's why it's my signature

:arrowd::arrowd::arrowd:

[ullyeus]

I like the "do people really think 10 cashiers are worth more than 1 doctor?" statement.

[ZenOps]

Return used deodorant.

[3weddings]

this thread is useless without pics




normally only typed when wanting to see hawwwttt girls.......

and when discussing a meat....err...meet :D

[Cas77]

Wrong forum.

this thread should be moved.

How is this a hot deal?

### posts and can't post in the righ forum.

[3weddings]

can someone please tell me where the "$2 lunch" joke came from. I think it might be from a thread or something but I sometimes see people making jokes about it.

Edit: I am serious about this lol

I am pretty sure this is the one....
http://www.redflagdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=611797&highlight=lunch


He came to her and told her "Why you do not talk to me ... Do you have a tounge?"

He came to her and told her "I want to make a friendship ... Why you do not want that?"

He came to her and told her "I want to invite you for a Lunch ... I can buy you something for up to $2"

[UrbanPoet]

Heres a common one...

*someone post a news article about a shooting or robbery*

Racist guy says : The guy probably played basketball

[bokep]

the most annoying one of all:

"that's why they're called stOOpleS :lol::lol::lol:"

people were using it back when i was a lurker 5+ years ago, and for some reason some people still think it's funny

[Ojam]

"Do a chargeback"

"What stores are open on <insert holiday>?"

"What stores do returns without a receipt"

"Call the BBB"


any other number of over reactions to small everyday occurrences that haven't even tried to be worked out before escalating.

[Eyies]

Hey guys what bus should I take to get from Scarborough town to Union station? Thanks

[gordholio]

Can anyone tell me what's open this Canada Day (or insert any other holiday)?

[MrDisco]

Get a blog.

[5tranger]

use the search

google is your friend

[3weddings]

A classic IMO


I think a nice pearl necklace, at this time of year would surely be something she'd like. Actually, at any time of the year.

[P__S__2]

Everyone remembers this, LOL.

"I don't wash my hands after I use the bathroom."