The 20 Male Poses of Facebook [Images]

[xpoint9]

For reasons that I’m not going to explain because it makes me look like a giant loser, I was recently looking through all of the guys named Ryan in New York City on Facebook. First, let me say that there are a lot of gents named Ryan living in this city. Although I didn’t find the Ryan I was originally looking for, my quest became a truly interesting study of facebook photos and faux pas.

#1: The High Contrast/Photoshop Filter/iSight Shot
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a304/Meglicious/1highcontrast.jpg
This is the equivalent of walking around wearing a half mask and a cape like the Phantom of the Opera. You’re hiding something. And there’s a large possibility that something is a skin problem.


#2: The Prepster at a Function Shot
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a304/Meglicious/2prepsteratfunction.jpg
He could be at a wedding, cocktail party, engagement party, sailing team reception, whatever. Either way he inevitably graduated from Wake Forest and now works for Ernst & Young.

#3: The Just Hangin’ with my Bros Shot
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a304/Meglicious/3wboys.jpg
Whereas girls have an odd ability to quickly line up in cute formation, hug and make a kissy face to the girl to their left, guys have the ability to stand next to their bros, look awkward, barely touch each other and look stoic. SMILING IS FOR PUSSIES *****! NOW GET ME A NATTY LIGHT!

More:
http://www.2birds1blog.com/2008/04/20-male-poses-of-facebook.html

[perplexed_one]

More:
http://www.2birds1blog.com/2008/04/20-male-poses-of-facebook.html

rofl, made my day.

[DeimosBeros]

Hmmm. None of my profile pics are on that list.

Heh, some comments are justified but I think the blogger's a little too cynical.

[CSAgent]

They left out the "I'm a wannabe model/model shot but I'm not good enough for mainstream media" pose. Most gender guilty of this: the females!

[Martinga]

Were you expecting a mugshot?
The guy covers most shots out there.

[ruhroh]

Hahaha this is like the companion to the "myspace angle" article for girls.

[sexpuppet6000]

lol

[XxXSnake23XxX]

#14 The Self-Photographer Shot
#15 The Self-Cell-Photographer Shot

should be WAY higher!

[nfnx]

20 is too much... i mean its hard to think of poses that wouldnt fit any of those in a general sense.... meh not impressed with the findings but i can appreciate the effort

[manixc]

oh, so true. haha

[MickeyDs4life]

#17: The Future Pedophile of America Shot lol

[ahujie]

haha I would love to see something similar on female poses/pics!!

can somebody post a link?

[vrus]

I bet the blog writer just uses his passport photo for his profile.

[CSR]

hilarious!

[Digital_Domain]

haha I would love to see something similar on female poses/pics!!

can somebody post a link?
[Somewhat-NSFW] http://www.officialdatingresource.com/beware-the-dreaded-myspace-angles-pics/

OR

[NSFW] http://www.picturefacts.com/

[Dash]

They forgot the "guy with his arms around girls" pose. The one where a guy has about 4 or 5 girls to show/front how pimp he is.

you know who epitomizes #9 and #14? UP. :lol:

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v653/106/4/172005019/s172005019_37255619_8419.jpg http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v360/106/4/172005019/s172005019_36749258_3560.jpghttp://photos-g.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v300/106/4/172005019/s172005019_36144566_820.jpghttp://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v67/106/4/172005019/s172005019_31842724_4126.jpg

[Siefer999]

#16 is what i got


They forgot the "guy with his arms around girls" pose. The one where a guy has about 4 or 5 girls to show/front how pimp he is.

you know who epitomizes #9 and #14? UP. :lol:

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v653/106/4/172005019/s172005019_37255619_8419.jpg http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v360/106/4/172005019/s172005019_36749258_3560.jpghttp://photos-g.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v300/106/4/172005019/s172005019_36144566_820.jpghttp://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v67/106/4/172005019/s172005019_31842724_4126.jpg

dude, that's kindof creepy. are you stalking him?

[CSR]

LOL Urban!

[AcidBomber]

LOl UP...

too bad, my pose is not mentioned. :D

[ShaTR]

ok ok, ive done the preppy suit thing, and the friends hangin thing (never on a profile pic tho) but never chunked the deuce, or finger, or any other gang sign, or taken a pic of myself, or pointed at a camera with a drink in my hand, or pointed at a friend, and no woman PDA's or gf's in my profile pic either.

But where is the bug-out face one??? Am I the only one????

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v222/1037/107/s512380821_6054.jpg

[CSAgent]

They forgot the "guy with his arms around girls" pose. The one where a guy has about 4 or 5 girls to show/front how pimp he is.

you know who epitomizes #9 and #14? UP. :lol:

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v653/106/4/172005019/s172005019_37255619_8419.jpg http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v360/106/4/172005019/s172005019_36749258_3560.jpghttp://photos-g.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v300/106/4/172005019/s172005019_36144566_820.jpghttp://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v67/106/4/172005019/s172005019_31842724_4126.jpg

lolz where'd u get those pics of UP? you got him on FB or something?

[billdozer]

They forgot the "guy with his arms around girls" pose. The one where a guy has about 4 or 5 girls to show/front how pimp he is.

you know who epitomizes #9 and #14? UP. :lol:

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v653/106/4/172005019/s172005019_37255619_8419.jpg http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v360/106/4/172005019/s172005019_36749258_3560.jpghttp://photos-g.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v300/106/4/172005019/s172005019_36144566_820.jpghttp://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v67/106/4/172005019/s172005019_31842724_4126.jpg

Another contender for OT post of the year :lol:

[victory01]

[Somewhat-NSFW] http://www.officialdatingresource.com/beware-the-dreaded-myspace-angles-pics/



I'm gona hurl my breakfast! That was not nice....