The Bank and the Condoms

[Venom]

I am currently a university student. I was walking in the Student Center with a few of my friends when we came across a box full of condoms. They had them there for all the kids i guess because it was Valentine's Day. This guy was a TRUE RFD'R. My friend got the genius idea of taking out all his books from his bag and then emptying the ENTIRE box of condoms into his bag. His bag was completely full, he had to carry his books with him the rest of the day.

After one of our classes a bank representative had called him and said that someone was taking money out of his account and he had to come and get a new card. Because it was my turn to drive I told him that i didnt mind giving him a ride.

So we went to the bank after school and he did his business with the teller. The teller then turned to him and asked, "I see that you only have one account, would you like to open a savings account for your money." Thinking it was a two minute process he said, "yes" only to be escorted by the lady to this private cubical.

I decided that I'll grab the seat next to him because we were good friends and he didnt mind if i knew anything of his business. As we sat down and waited a BOMBSHELL looking girl walks in and i couldnt take my eyes off of her. She started to talk to me and said that i looked familiar and that she was sure she had known me from somewhere. I had told her that I had remembered that she was a teller, and I had told her straight up that I used to make people go ahead of me just to get her sometimes. I told her my buddy was the one that wanted to come and see her, and she continued the process with him. She had to leave the room to get a brochure of some sort to show the types of accounts they had. While she was gone my buddy reached over into his bag to get his wallet only to have it tip off the chair it was on and have all the condoms fly all over the floor. The radius of condoms amongst her office floor had to be at least 36". I looked at him completely shocked because i knew she was walking in. She looked down to help him pick it up because she thought it was candy, she then realized it was condoms and gave us this look that till this day i can't describe. She asked if we wanted to continue this later because my buddy's face and I were a shade of red almost comparable to the RFD logo.

we ended up leaving and i couldnt stop thinking of her, i ended up building enough confidence to go up and see her back in her office the following week. We started small talk about the incident and i explained to her the whole situation and asked her if she wanted to go for lunch sometime (happened to be valentines day), and then the rest was history.

thats my story.

[redkid]

so did she say no or NO ?
perhaps a give me your # and i'll think about it ?

regardless story was funny
36" hee hee

[Venom]

I'm not sure i understand your question.. she said yes and now we are together

[Ma_Jie]

Man, you win HANDS DOWN! Props for that, man.

[oeketer]

ROFL this is hilarious. My votes to you bud!

[DeimosBeros]

And here I was buying condoms at retail prices all these years now. Christ, first thing I do at school next week is hit up the student union for rubbers.
Cheers OP!

[hightech]

This sounds like the best story I have heard yet.

Bombshell blonde huh? Care to show us some pictures to prove this to the fellow RFD'ers here

[Aznsilvrboy]

When was this?

[evanx]

Awesome guts

[Venom]

not too long ago

[Octavius]

Man, you win HANDS DOWN! Props for that, man.

+1

By far this is the most awesomest story I have ever heard.

[Steeve Urkel]

And here I was buying condoms at retail prices all these years now. Christ, first thing I do at school next week is hit up the student union for rubbers.
Cheers OP!

If you're not in school usually the community health centres should have some.
One of my friends, well former friend- she was too cheap to buy condoms at the store all the time, so she want to the health centre and somehow got a plastic grocery bag full of condoms.

She gave away about 1/2, whenever she want to a bar she would put a basket or box with a note in the ladies washroom...kind of nice of her to do that but still kinda weird

Anyway, my friend was bragging for the longest time about the free condoms and telling everyone she knows where to get them...

[jcoltage]

Just go to any rez or student unions and they have bins of them... but be warned .. drunk people tamper with them..

[o0aZuMi0o]

+1

By far this is the most awesomest story I have ever heard.

+1 and props to you. Great ending too!

[Venom]

haha thanks... someone told me "you regret the things you don't do in life"... I practically live by this. This is so true, sometimes when I don't do something i always hit myself for not doing it. Even if you fail then at least you know you've tried.

good lesson to learn