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Bidet's, Handhelds, Wiping, Washing, Watering Cans, Empty bottles...

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Poll: #2, Which do you do?

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I use a tissue/toilet paper to wipe and done (hands off)
 
4
25%
I use baby wipes / wipe and done (hands off)
 
1
6%
I use a bidet (connected type, at home) / no contact, then dab/wipe dry (hands off)
 
7
44%
I use a handheld bidet, no contact, then dry with tissue/toilet paper
 
0
0%
I physically wash with my device (bidet/watering can/bottle/etc). Hand wiping under water, then dry.
 
2
13%
I don't wipe. #SkidMarks For Life
 
1
6%
Any of the above + I don't dry, that's what undies are for
 
1
6%
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Bidet's, Handhelds, Wiping, Washing, Watering Cans, Empty bottles...

Ok, I'm bored.

That stupid "hot deals" thread about the luxe bidet also got me thinking. There have been some random half-assed threads over the years dancing around the subject, but no polls, so I figured, Yep. Let's do this.

Let's discuss the various toilet strategies used by people, for #2's of course.

Who uses a kleenex / wipe and done.
who uses a bidet (connected, at home) / no contact, then dry
who uses a handheld bidet (some cultures use various things to pour the water, my buddy was telling me about constantly finding empty disposable water bottles in his work toilet LOL), no contact, then dry (using kleenex or what not)
who actually washes themselves with their bidet. contact / hand wiping under water, then dry.

An interesting aspect of all this is I'm wondering if anybody actually was raised one way, but eventually adopted a different technique when they grew up. I'm hoping improved to a more hygienic technique rather than reverted to a worse one.

It's really quite fascinating that I know for sure some cultures and peoples upbringings exposed them to one way and one way alone. To each, the other way is quite possible the weirdest & most peculiar thing to do - in the History of Mankind.

About Bidet's:
lol. The splash-off / spray-off with this stuff has got to me messy. Ever see those infrared/particle filter videos of someone sneezing, or the toilet flushing & all the particles being atomized? Think of that & magnify the dispersion many times over. You'd have to have some optimal spray width & pressure to minimize that contaminated zone.
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So by 'kleenex' are we referring to toilet paper?
Could HAVE, not could OF. What does 'could of' even mean?
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sometimes I find the work bathroom floor covered in water. I'm like wtf is going on but I come to realize that it was people washing themselves.
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bubble.tea wrote:
May 9th, 2017 8:17 am
Ok, I'm bored.

That stupid "hot deals" thread about the luxe bidet also got me thinking. There have been some random half-assed threads over the years dancing around the subject, but no polls, so I figured, Yep. Let's do this.
I see what you did there.

To answer your question: I grew up wiping with toilet paper. My fiance grew up in a country where a bidet was standard in every home so when we bought a place together, I had to install a bunch of these around the house and it took forever so I figured I mind as well try it out and at first it was super weird but got used to it after a week.
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Piro21 wrote:
May 9th, 2017 11:03 am
So by 'kleenex' are we referring to toilet paper?
I think he meant to use kleenex after wiping with hands,
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Piro21 wrote:
May 9th, 2017 11:03 am
So by 'kleenex' are we referring to toilet paper?
yes, used in the generic context, 'tissue paper'. Thanks.
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May 9th, 2017 1:45 pm
sometimes I find the work bathroom floor covered in water. I'm like wtf is going on but I come to realize that it was people washing themselves.
LOL. Jesus., how sloppy could they be? You're not douching for crying out loud.
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I see what you did there.
.... My fiance .......at first it was super weird but got used to it after a week.
LOL., full disclosure, that wasn't intentional. Nice catch.

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wal3145 wrote:
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I think he meant to use kleenex after wiping with hands,
Actually, no I just meant wiping with a tissue/toilet paper. The progression was totally 'hands off' approach, to the full on physical get-up-in-the-crack hand-wiping+water opposite extreme spectrum.
Clarified the options.
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lol. Ok., I added two options. RFD suspended the results, so all three of you can vote again.
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I usually do the #2 before taking shower ... but on other "occasions" I am "creative" (and all depend on the situation) Winking Face
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I need to get a bidet, such an amazing invention. Feels amazing on your butt hole.
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Right now we use baby wipes and then tp to dry, when we are doing our Reno this summer we will have washlets or the like and I can't wait.

Grew up with TP only, added the baby wipes part along the way.

My method is not in the poll :(
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snow00774 wrote:
May 10th, 2017 6:44 pm
...My method is not in the poll :(
TP only is #1. Just wipe with tp right?
tebore wrote:
May 10th, 2017 9:33 pm
...Sh**, shave, shower...
Shit, Shower, Shave is the order I've always heard it.

I'm intrigued. with only a dozen or so posts & votes., seems like nobody else on RFD does #2's at all?
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bubble.tea wrote:
May 11th, 2017 7:18 am
TP only is #1. Just wipe with tp right?


Shit, Shower, Shave is the order I've always heard it.

I'm intrigued. with only a dozen or so posts & votes., seems like nobody else on RFD does #2's at all?
Read my post again, that's not at all what I said.
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option 2 includes baby wipes. Close enough.
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bubble.tea wrote:
May 11th, 2017 7:18 am
TP only is #1. Just wipe with tp right?


Shit, Shower, Shave is the order I've always heard it.

I'm intrigued. with only a dozen or so posts & votes., seems like nobody else on RFD does #2's at all?
Well the shave part can happen simultaneously as either 1 or 3 the key for me was to always end with t the shower.
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