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CHEAPEST way to get drunk from LCBO

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Let me tell you about the good ole days at the LCBO Betty
They used to have Alcool- really high test alcohol
I've been out of the country for a long time and notice
they don't sell it anymore, unfortunately (now that made one heck of a punch) :D
If you're looking for economical booze make your own wine.
Screw the govt and the ridiculously high sin taxes they've placed on alcoholic beverages.
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wanted wrote:Rubbing alcohol. Or go to a hospital, and steal the hand sanitizer and drink it.
The hand sanitizer was actually done on COPS once > :(
Take the rubbing alcohol and mix with a package of Kool Aid. The alcohol content is high, and the sugar will help it absorb into your body faster.

"Killer Kool Aid" recipe courtesy of U of T.
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AudiDude wrote:Take the rubbing alcohol and mix with a package of Kool Aid. The alcohol comtent is high, and the sugar will help it absorb into your body faster.

"Killer Kool Aid" recipe courtesy of U of T.
99% isopropyl alcohol + kool aid? :D lol
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ProfessorChaos wrote:99% isopropyl alcohol + kool aid? :D lol
Oh yeah, add some water...
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AudiDude wrote:Oh yeah, add some water...
Now you tell me!? :mad:

:lol:
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baymoe wrote:Now you tell me!? :mad:

:lol:
Hey, if you can read that, you're still fine! :D
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me! wrote:no, that'll kill ya. ethanol is not the same as methanol.

you better not be drinking methanol (ie. antifreeze). alkie is mostly ethanol and if u do drink methanol, u better find a needle, a tube, and lots of ethanol and start injecting it into your veins.
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Grab a 26er of Gin, that always finishes me off and goes down like water. Of course I have no recollection of the night after I get halfway through the bottle.....
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me! wrote:no, that'll kill ya. ethanol is not the same as methanol.
Ethanol won't kill you unless you drink enough of it.

Methanol, however, will make you blind
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Everclear? That's 90 something % I believe.
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AudiDude wrote:Take the rubbing alcohol and mix with a package of Kool Aid. The alcohol content is high, and the sugar will help it absorb into your body faster.

"Killer Kool Aid" recipe courtesy of U of T.
Just in case someone is actually stupid enough to try this:

http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/c ... m00102.htm
Rubbing alcohol, these days, is synthetically produced isopropyl alcohol
diluted with water to 70% strength. This is not fit for consumption.


http://www.embbs.com/cr/alc/alc5.html
Clinical Presentation: The symptoms of ingestion occur within 30 minutes, with GI complaints of pain, vomiting, and hematemesis being predominant. Central nervous system effects include headache, muscular incoordination, ataxia, confusion, and coma.
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furthermore, if you work in a lab and suddenly have an urge to pickup the 95% pure ethanol and chug it, i suggest you don't try that either.

it's usually denatured to eliminate governmental taxes by addition of things like methanol and benzene.

not exactly good for your body. 30mL of methanol is fatal.
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Most of the winers... buy a bottle of cheap rose, then mainline it with a needle.. one hit and your drunk... don't use sparkling wine, and only share the needle with healthy people.

Get creative with your mixes; I knew a fellow who mainlined peanut oil, quite the rush he said. I haven't seen him for years. BTW: this is a true story.
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I wouldn't consider a $15 mickey of vodka to be expensive. So depending on your size, that just might be enough.

PS If you're not currently employed, getting drunk should be one of the last things to be concerned with. If you are at least working for minimum wage, one day's pay should be more than enough to get a 26er of rum/vodka/gin etc. which will definitely put you on your ass.
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