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Chuck Norris for President of Texas
He says, "I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think."
Friday, April 17, 2009
Martial-arts master Chuck Norris has his sights set on becoming more than a Texas Ranger - he has volunteered to run as the state's first president.
Norris, who played TV hardman Cordell Walker in hit series Walker, Texas Ranger, has put himself up for the job of running the region after discussing the possibility of the state seceding from U.S. control during a rant on CNN.com's political blog.
The actor, who is a staunch Republican, insists Texans want an independent state after being let down by the American government - and thinks he'd be the ideal candidate to lead the Lone Star state's revolution.
He says, "I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.
"Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we'd do if the going got rough in America."
[url]http://www.kfi640.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=104668&article=5332744[/url]
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Chuck Norris says he would run for President of Texas
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Apr 17th, 2009 06:53 PM #2
Is this the guy that's so tough he has a fist under his beard?
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Apr 17th, 2009 07:06 PM #3
[QUOTE=chinesedevil;8607749]Is this the guy that's so tough he has a fist under his beard?[/QUOTE]
lol yeaLOG IN TO THANK No one has yet thanked TapemanPL for this post.
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Apr 17th, 2009 07:27 PM #4
wait, President?
damn chuck I was so excitedLOG IN TO THANK No one has yet thanked belowzeros for this post.
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Apr 17th, 2009 07:42 PM #5
There is no voting for Chuck Norris. There's only win, and lose. No wait, there's no lose...that's his fist.
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Apr 17th, 2009 11:24 PM #6
"In Texas, 31% Say State Has Right to Secede From U.S., But 75% Opt To Stay"
[url]http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/states_general/texas/in_texas_31_say_state_has_right_to_secede_from_u_s_but_75_opt_to_stay[/url]LOG IN TO THANK No one has yet thanked dell for this post.
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Apr 18th, 2009 12:03 AM #7
If Chuck Norris was running the election, he would have the only vote. And he'd vote for violence.
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Apr 18th, 2009 12:35 AM #8
Rather than secession there instead has been much movement in the sovereignty legislation being put forth by numerous states. So far 33 have introduced legislation with 9 passed to date...Indiana being the most recent.
[url]http://www.tenthamendmentcenter.com/2009/04/09/indiana-senate-passes-sr42-claiming-sovereignty-under-the-10th-amendment/[/url]
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Apr 18th, 2009 12:39 AM #9
Chuck Norris needs not run for President, the President needs to run from Chuck Norris.
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Apr 18th, 2009 12:56 AM #10
[IMG]http://minorityblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/chuckcard2.jpg[/IMG]
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Apr 18th, 2009 01:36 AM #11
[QUOTE=chinesedevil;8607749]Is this the guy that's so tough he has a fist under his beard?[/QUOTE]
Yep.
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Apr 18th, 2009 02:22 AM #12
[QUOTE=danfromwaterloo;8608986]If Chuck Norris was running the election, he would have the only vote. And he'd vote for violence.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=sxz;8609112]Chuck Norris needs not run for President, the President needs to run from Chuck Norris.[/QUOTE]
hahaha
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Apr 18th, 2009 10:16 AM #13
what the hell is he going to do with fists as a president?
Looks like in the U.S. you don't need to be smart to become a president, you just need fame.
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Apr 18th, 2009 11:19 AM #14
[QUOTE=Majinvegeta;8609808]
Who's next? Hannah Montana!?[/QUOTE]
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Apr 18th, 2009 11:34 AM #15
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
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