Classes for Women - Registration is Limited - Book Now !!

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Classes for Women at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, October 26th 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Gas Tank --Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. There will be a field trip at the end of this course, cost depends on your vehicle and gas prices, and how long since you last told your husband the van was low on fuel.

Class 2
The Lawn --Does It Mow Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Shower and Wash your Hair Without leaving hair on The Floor, Walls, Ceiling, and Nearby Sink?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Butter Knife, The Standard and Phillips Screw Drivers -- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Money -- Does it Magically Appear in the Checking Account
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--How to be a Complete Woman with only Three Pairs of Shoes and Using no More Closet Space than Your Husband.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Drive -- The Car is not a Phone Booth, Makeup Table, or Changing Room. Special emphasis on how Automotive Engineers Intended Drivers to Use the Mirrors and that Confusing Stalk on the Left Side of the Steering Column.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Helping Him Change the Oil is not Harmful and Promotes Togetherness and Flexibility.
Graphics and Video Presentation.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Women Watch Football, Hockey, another Sports.
Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays at various times. Location varies, depending on the season and playoff outlook.

Class 10
It Really is OK for Him to Wear That? Yes, he is going to wear that. You will not die of shame if you are seen with him dressed "like that."
Practical Lab Exercises in Real Life Situations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Husbands and Children. Your husband is not a child, and doesn't want you to treat his as one.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
Speed Shopping, How to obtain Everything on your List in 30 Minutes or Less, Including Driving, so you Have More Time to Spend with Your Family.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 1/2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM, ends promptly at 7:30.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering how Much Fun Sex was Before you had Children. Ample Open Lab Time and Childcare Offered.

Lecture: Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Lab: Open 24 hours/each day, multiple daily or weekly lab sessions encouraged.

Class 14
Physics: Why it Takes Less Energy to Lower the Seat than to Raise It. A Discussion of Potential Energy. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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