Compilation of redflagdealer sayings?

[smartfood]

Is there already a compilation of rules/tips of how to land a deal or what it means to be a redflagdealer? If not, let's make one.

I've been reading a lot people's suggestions, for example someone wrote..

" redflagdealers buy now and think later"
" You snooze, you lose"

I find these hilarious and so true and i want to hear them all.

[belowzeros]

I am not a sociopath I really like the homeless but I brought my wife and this stack of 500 coupons to maximize profitz...now where are all the filler items gone?

[akbar_k]

I saved so much on RFD I went bankrupt!

[cmge]

Oos

[ji2o0k]

this thread is useless without pics




normally only typed when wanting to see hawwwttt girls.......

[jnfr]

this thread is useless without pics




normally only typed when wanting to see hawwwttt girls.......

pics or it didn't happen?

[Sazafraz]

can someone please tell me where the "$2 lunch" joke came from. I think it might be from a thread or something but I sometimes see people making jokes about it.

Edit: I am serious about this lol

[mingming]

ibtl
... i dont mean itbl .. but itbl... you know what i mean

and

http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/
... a good one for those who thinks rfd is their personal google b*tch

[sexpuppet6000]

'Thanks OP!'

[billdozer]

"Why don't people wash shoe?"

[N_Raged]

"I returned a deodrant that I had used..."

[Eyies]

Hi there,

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Ju Leon ..

[Eyies]

Political discussion is not allowed.

Locked.

[UncleSteve]

Two of my favourites:

Why are the called the Olsen Twins?

Has anyone tried the Vanessa Burger?

[mightylobo]

sewing machine?