Could you be the new Mr. Hetero?

[Crotchety Old Man]

In competition with the Mr. Gay International contest, Tom Crouse, an American pastor has devised the new Mr. Hetero contest!

According to Tom, "you never hear of anything for heterosexuals" so he came up with the following hetero skill tests:

Strength - how many oprah magazines can you tear?
Talent - your choice
Intellectual - answering random questions such as your favorite heterosexual role model

This reminds me of when children ask "How come there's a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but no Children's Day?" - the parents stock answer of course, is "Every day is Children's Day!"

[FearSonic]

How many Oprah magazines can I tear? Give me as many as you want, I'll sit there and tear them all. That's a cruddy contest.

[lkn4deals]

How many Oprah magazines can I tear? Give me as many as you want, I'll sit there and tear them all. That's a cruddy contest.

Well, I'm sure it's not how many you can tear one after another, but how many you can tear at once.....e.g. a stack....lol @ you

[MrWizard]

Ever seen those guys who tear phonebooks? Those guys are hardcore.

[mart242]

Ever seen those guys who tear phonebooks? Those guys are hardcore.

It's apparently not that hard...
http://www.heavysports.com/emag/Clay...honebooks.html