Everything Happens For A Reason I Guess

[SergesPlace]

Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to
show
for it. These last two weeks have been hell.. Your boss called to tell
me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last
week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and
nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new
negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to
sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore,
you don't touch me or any thing. Either you're cheating or you don't
love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone. P.S. If you're trying
to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia
together! Have a great life! Your EX-Wife


Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that
you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is
a
far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown
out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice
when
you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to
mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say
anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite
meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I
stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you
had
on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed
that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty
dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all
of
this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I
discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my
job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were
gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the
fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter
that
you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.


P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was
born
Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

[jaigandhi5]

Brilliant

[cipher]

I'd say that someone edited that story and reversed the roles. It was probably the husband who ran off with the sister in the original...

[that_staples_guy]

hahaha jokes.

[SergesPlace]

I'd say that someone edited that story and reversed the roles. It was probably the husband who ran off with the sister in the original...

Hey, whatever makes it funnier for you.

[ch1zo]

haha that is a great story...
i can so imagine that happening too

[munch]

hilarious!

[sexpuppet6000]

meh

[ttt]

[P__S__2]

DAMN!!!!! lmfao ahhaahahahhhah holyyyyyyyyyy that sh** is funny as hell....omg this made my day. wow.

[SergesPlace]

DAMN!!!!! lmfao ahhaahahahhhah holyyyyyyyyyy that sh** is funny as hell....omg this made my day. wow.

Now that's funny !

[Shaner]

hahaha That's great!!!

Only thing funnier is when the guy won the jackpot, didn't claim his winnings right away, divorced his wife, than claimed his winnings and moved away. lol He tried to scam his wife out of all of the money he won. Now that's funny!!!

[Agent_J]

Only thing funnier is when the guy won the jackpot, didn't claim his winnings right away, divorced his wife, than claimed his winnings and moved away. lol He tried to scam his wife out of all of the money he won. Now that's funny!!!

he didn't divorce his wife and he didn't move away, his wife left him before he won the lotto

[Shaner]

he didn't divorce his wife and he didn't move away, his wife left him before he won the lotto

Dude, reread my post, jesus. I said "the only thing funnier was when..."
Hence, I'm talking about a completely different story.
And the story I wrote is true and happened exactly the way I wrote it, although his wife took him to court and the judge said she is entitled to some of his money.

[SergesPlace]

Dude, reread my post, jesus. I said "the only thing funnier was when..."
Hence, I'm talking about a completely different story.
And the story I wrote is true and happened exactly the way I wrote it, although his wife took him to court and the judge said she is entitled to some of his money.

You know what's so funny Shaner? the guy wins 30 mil and waits the whole year to come forward and loses all that interest money just to keep it away from the ex-wife and now he's fcuked!!!