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Oct 9th, 2008 10:20 AM #1Permanently Banned




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Go to Japan and get served by monkey waiters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEgn3kClWGs
The owner kept the monkeys as pets, but saw one of them copying him one day, so he handed him a hot towel and watched him bring it to a customer. Now he's deliberately training three more, which actually concerns us a little. Two monkeys is hilarious, but put five monkey waiters together and you're risking a monkey union, which we imagine won't be quite so enjoyable—imagine Sally Field throwing her poo at the other factory workers instead of scribbling on cardboard.
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Oct 9th, 2008 02:38 PM #2
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Oct 9th, 2008 04:58 PM #3Permanently Banned


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Oh snap, the monkey is way better then illegal immigrant labor. Plus, they work for free.
But what happens if they start throwing poo...
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Oct 9th, 2008 05:03 PM #4Sr. Member



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We should start training code monkeys.
Oh wait...
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Oct 9th, 2008 05:06 PM #5
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Oct 9th, 2008 05:08 PM #6
AWWW man!!! so coool, dam I would pay money to see that
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Oct 9th, 2008 06:54 PM #7
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Oct 9th, 2008 06:58 PM #8
They could be a step up in some of those AYCE Japanese restaurants in TO!
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Oct 9th, 2008 07:10 PM #9_______________
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Oct 9th, 2008 07:35 PM #10
Hey, monkeys already serve as valuable assistants in several capacities.
Organ grinders, helpers for the disabled...
And of course, the trunk monkey.
http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/
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Oct 9th, 2008 07:52 PM #11
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Oct 9th, 2008 07:55 PM #12
I doubt he washes his hands after he pees.
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Oct 9th, 2008 09:01 PM #13
Would they throw a monkey fit if you raised your hand for service?
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Oct 9th, 2008 09:10 PM #14
They seem to be well-behaved and happy monkeys.
Monkeys are popular as pets in North America. The owners treat the monkeys as little kids.
But as the monkeys grow older, some of them become aggressive and violent to their owners. So the owners give them up to monkey sanctuaries in North America.
The owners end up regretting that they adopted the monkeys and tried to raise them as humans. They come to realize that the monkeys are not humans and the baby monkeys should have stayed in their natural environment- in the jungle with their real monkey family.
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