Horrible customer stories
There's a thread about horrible cashiers. So how about horrible customer stories? Please discuss.
-So this man brings a robe to me with no bar code, no UPC code, nothing on it. I proceed to call the department to bring another with the code or call me with the UPC code. He tells me that there's a whole rack of them right over there, so he offers to go get another. He comes back with a COMPLETELY different item and I tell him I can't scan that code for the item. He. Flips. Out. So I stand there, small asian kid, and let this huge guy yell at me in front of dozens of people. It didn't help that the department took FOREVER to come. I had to page 5 times until someone finally arrived. Having never dealt with customers before,this experience traumatized me. Turns out the people who stocked ALL the robes forgot to put barcodes on ALL the robes, and there were upwards of 20 of them. It was our fault, but still, is there really a need to SCREAM like a douche over a f*ing robe?
-Everytime someone buys underwear, I advise them that it's final sale. This lady freaks out and demands to know why she can't return underwear. Duhhh. She was like "how will I know it'll fit?" Um, know your size before you buy underwear? It's funny because the majority of people chuckle and say "I hope there's no returns on underwear, eww." She makes a complete ***** fit, then says the next time she shops for underwear, she'll open all the packages in the aisle to find the right fit before she buys it..."like everyone else does." What can I say to her? That's not allowed? God I hate people like her.
-I scrutinize coupons and will reject it if it's the wrong coupon. This lady brings in a coupon for "Alcon's Systane" and wants to buy Opti-Free...another Alcon product. I tell her that her coupon is only good for Systane. She points to the big Alcon logo and tells me it's for all Alcon products and I tell her no. Puts up a fight and demands to see supervisor.
-This lady was buying a pillow and she asked if there was a bag big enough for it. My friend said no, and the customer asked, "well then how am I supposed to bring it home?" The cashier was smiling and said, "It's you're responsibility to bring the items home." I had nobody in my line so I jsut watched her eyes BULGE OUT and a full-out catfight ensue, "EXCUSE ME? IM DOING YOU A FAVOUR BY BUYING PRODUCTS FROM YOUR STORE AND YOURE TELLING ME ITS MY RESPONBILITY TO GET THESE ITEMS OUT OF YOUR STORE? You're so f*ing stupid, learn how to f*ing talk to customers you stupid b*tch." The cashier was so perplexed because she was being so nice to the customer. Lol
-I'm a pretty fast cashier. Most people notice and appreciate my speed because they're usually in a hurry. This lady buys a CD and the price scanned wrong. She didn't notice until she left the store. She comes back and starts swearing at me for "scanning the price wrong" and called me a f*er. While it was our store's fault, there's no way I would have known the price was wrong by looking at the screen. -_-
-So this man brings a robe to me with no bar code, no UPC code, nothing on it. I proceed to call the department to bring another with the code or call me with the UPC code. He tells me that there's a whole rack of them right over there, so he offers to go get another. He comes back with a COMPLETELY different item and I tell him I can't scan that code for the item. He. Flips. Out. So I stand there, small asian kid, and let this huge guy yell at me in front of dozens of people. It didn't help that the department took FOREVER to come. I had to page 5 times until someone finally arrived. Having never dealt with customers before,this experience traumatized me. Turns out the people who stocked ALL the robes forgot to put barcodes on ALL the robes, and there were upwards of 20 of them. It was our fault, but still, is there really a need to SCREAM like a douche over a f*ing robe?
-Everytime someone buys underwear, I advise them that it's final sale. This lady freaks out and demands to know why she can't return underwear. Duhhh. She was like "how will I know it'll fit?" Um, know your size before you buy underwear? It's funny because the majority of people chuckle and say "I hope there's no returns on underwear, eww." She makes a complete ***** fit, then says the next time she shops for underwear, she'll open all the packages in the aisle to find the right fit before she buys it..."like everyone else does." What can I say to her? That's not allowed? God I hate people like her.
-I scrutinize coupons and will reject it if it's the wrong coupon. This lady brings in a coupon for "Alcon's Systane" and wants to buy Opti-Free...another Alcon product. I tell her that her coupon is only good for Systane. She points to the big Alcon logo and tells me it's for all Alcon products and I tell her no. Puts up a fight and demands to see supervisor.
-This lady was buying a pillow and she asked if there was a bag big enough for it. My friend said no, and the customer asked, "well then how am I supposed to bring it home?" The cashier was smiling and said, "It's you're responsibility to bring the items home." I had nobody in my line so I jsut watched her eyes BULGE OUT and a full-out catfight ensue, "EXCUSE ME? IM DOING YOU A FAVOUR BY BUYING PRODUCTS FROM YOUR STORE AND YOURE TELLING ME ITS MY RESPONBILITY TO GET THESE ITEMS OUT OF YOUR STORE? You're so f*ing stupid, learn how to f*ing talk to customers you stupid b*tch." The cashier was so perplexed because she was being so nice to the customer. Lol
-I'm a pretty fast cashier. Most people notice and appreciate my speed because they're usually in a hurry. This lady buys a CD and the price scanned wrong. She didn't notice until she left the store. She comes back and starts swearing at me for "scanning the price wrong" and called me a f*er. While it was our store's fault, there's no way I would have known the price was wrong by looking at the screen. -_-