I just saw some kid run over my garage!

[Fantaz]

Around 5-10 minutes ago I heard a loud noise near my window so I check to see what's up and there's this punk running on top of my back garage! He's a couple metres away and I shout to him "Dude, what the fu*k are you doing?", but he just jumps down and keeps on running. I find out he's runnings from the taxi who he didn't pay, so the taxi guy's going around the street shouting for him. The kid even broke my neighbors frence trying to climb up. Pretty stupid because he could've just walked around. Recently many odd things have been going on my street. Anyways, I should just go to sleep.

[Rosico]

ya - go to sleep - the world is weird and you are witness to a fraction of it

[Bordello]

If he was smaller than you and looked unarmed, maybe (big maybe) you could have tried to grab him and make a citizen's arrest.

[baz5]

assault

[TheRaySta]

Go beat that kid then run back in and go to sleep.

[Absolute]

assault

Yeah, the stupid kid would probably file charges against you, and win.

[AnimeEd]

anyone know what to say to the cops when you make a citizen's arrest?

I heard you need to say you made a citizen's arrest and you had to use force because the person was resisting arrest.

[ephemera]

Go beat that kid then run back in and go to sleep.

Ha... he would sleep like a baby after that.

[hightech05]

Cops really do not like citizens making arrests it is to risky and the chances are it could hurt the case.If you use to much force your the one that could end up in jail.

[15-20_God]

go outisde and throw rocks at him.

[Peter Pan]

I saw a drunk neighbour (fobbish type) urinating on my lawn at 2am once. I turned on the porch light and scared the sh*t out of him

[wanted]

coool

[UrbanPoet]

I saw a drunk neighbour (fobbish type) urinating on my lawn at 2am once. I turned on the porch light and scared the sh*t out of him

i love urinating on my neighbours porch.

DImitri... is that you?

[HughG]

thats why i always have my paintball gun around me at all times.

[P__S__2]

Go beat that kid then run back in and go to sleep.

agreed.