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If birds can fly why can't humans?

We are a lot smarter and technology advanced then them so why can't we fly. How come humans have not created a bird suit that attaches to your arms and you flap your arms and can fly like a bird.

today, whilest i was dumpster diving (as i am homeless) i looked up and noticed a Canairy bird and it was so beautiful and free, flying like it didn't have a care in the world. At that moment right there and than, I knew it - I wanted to be free like that bird.

I have been constructing a mock-up bird suit and plan to take it global by 2016 - what do u guys htink?
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DoinkTheClown wrote:
May 27th, 2012 8:35 pm
whilest i was dumpster diving (as i am homeless)

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You've been drinking and huffing paper bags of spray paint again haven't you? Don't answer that, it's rhetorical, I know you have since you are homeless.

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Ojam wrote:
May 27th, 2012 8:44 pm
You've been drinking and huffing paper bags of spray paint again haven't you? Don't answer that, it's rhetorical, I know you have since you are homeless.

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Be nice, ojam -- the guy in the demotivational poster did nothing bad to you to deserve a comparison to the OP.
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