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Subject: An Actual Letter to the Canadian Passport office
Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.
How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.
Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!
****!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this ********! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my ****in' address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthals *******s workin' there!
Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for **** sakes. I just want to go and park my ***** on a sandy beach.
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a **** whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another ****in' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60 !!!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??
Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the ****in' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some ******* to confirm that it's really
me on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?!
(****in' morons)
Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off!
Signed - An Irate ****ing Canadian Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 when one of my forefathers took up arms against the
Americans. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyang.
I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five years.
However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST ****ing CHINA !!!
Hamilton , Ontario Canada
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Letter sent to canadian passport office-too funny!!
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Feb 9th, 2008 02:13 PM #2
Some people got too much time on waste or he just like writing letters.
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Feb 9th, 2008 02:31 PM #3
[QUOTE=MP3_SKY;6387384]Some people got too much time on waste or he just like writing letters.[/QUOTE]
the waste of time is the ridiculous hoopla you have to go through every 5 years to get a passport, because they treat it like they've never heard of you before and don't let you renew any of the last 5 passports you've had._______________
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Feb 9th, 2008 02:32 PM #4
he probably doesn't have enough time because of all the running around he has to do. that's why he's mad.
what he says kinda makes sense.LOG IN TO THANK No one has yet thanked jedijome for this post.
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Feb 9th, 2008 02:33 PM #5
[QUOTE=rj2;6386884]Subject: An Actual Letter to the Canadian Passport office
my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST ****ing CHINA !!!
Hamilton , Ontario Canada[/QUOTE]
do you have any fxxking problem with China???
coz i am sure China won't screw my birth date and address like this
you fxxking DEMOCRATIC canadaLOG IN TO THANK No one has yet thanked Oilers for this post.
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Feb 9th, 2008 02:41 PM #6
That last bit about the Chinese doctor was just too funny!
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Feb 9th, 2008 02:43 PM #7
[QUOTE=Oilers;6387453]do you have any fxxking problem with China???
coz i am sure China won't screw my birth date and address like this
you fxxking DEMOCRATIC canada[/QUOTE]
i dont think the OP wrote this letter so not his fault lol...
ya but is pretty funny and true at the same time...except the commuist china part :PLOG IN TO THANK No one has yet thanked Essence89 for this post.
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Feb 9th, 2008 02:43 PM #8
[QUOTE=Oilers;6387453]do you have any fxxking problem with China???
coz i am sure China won't screw my birth date and address like this
you fxxking DEMOCRATIC canada[/QUOTE]
wow what's wrong with you?LOG IN TO THANK No one has yet thanked jedijome for this post.
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Feb 9th, 2008 02:51 PM #9
[QUOTE=Oilers;6387453]do you have any fxxking problem with China???
coz i am sure China won't screw my birth date and address like this
you fxxking DEMOCRATIC canada[/QUOTE]
Calm down.....I am getting sick and tired of the amount of sensitivity conerning race around here. If you can't come and play wearing your big girl panties....don't play at all!
It is obvious that the OP is c&p'ing something he found somewhere else...it's HILARIOUS! Yet you have to start whining about it >:(_______________LOG IN TO THANK No one has yet thanked 3weddings for this post.
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Feb 9th, 2008 02:52 PM #10
[QUOTE=jedijome;6387488]wow what's wrong with you?[/QUOTE]
it is fine with me if s/he want to talk about the bureaucracy of Canadian gov
but the last part was way too much about the thread itself. why s/he involve
China here??? dont make any politics just for fun, it's my countryLOG IN TO THANK No one has yet thanked Oilers for this post.
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Feb 9th, 2008 02:54 PM #11
[QUOTE=Oilers;6387511]it is fine with me if s/he want to talk about the bureaucracy of Canadian gov
but the last part was way too much about the thread itself. why s/he involve
China here??? dont make any politics just for fun, it's my country[/QUOTE]
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,......you live here now..this is your country!!
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Feb 9th, 2008 02:56 PM #12
[QUOTE=3weddings;6387521]Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,......you live here now..this is your country!!
It's a JOKE....duh! Common sense evaded you, huh?[/QUOTE]
i know it is a joke, but how will you feel if it is a joke about your country
still funny? i already said it is fine if it is only about the bureaucracy of cad govLOG IN TO THANK No one has yet thanked Oilers for this post.
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Feb 9th, 2008 02:57 PM #13
this is turning into a stupid thread now...read it, have a laugh and forget about it...geez ppl..
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Feb 9th, 2008 03:06 PM #14
[QUOTE=Essence89;6387538]this is turning into a stupid thread now...read it, have a laugh and forget about it...geez ppl..[/QUOTE]
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Feb 9th, 2008 03:10 PM #15
just thank god they changed it so that you no longer need guarantor for renewing passport :lol:
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