Mounties seek dildo thief

[ronny1980]

The Mounties are on the hunt for a man who made off with three vibrators from a suburban adult entertainment store.

Police say late Thursday night the man was browsing the aisles of the store when a clerk saw him stuff the vibrators into his clothing.

"The clerk clearly witnessed the male fumbling and stuffing three expensive battery operated male appendages in his clothing and decided to intercept this shoplifter," the RCMP said in a news release on Friday.

"The employee asked the male if he was going to need batteries for these objects. The male calmly stated 'No,' and then panicked and fled, running out of the store with the three objects, minus batteries."

Police described the suspect as about 22-years-old, standing five-foot-six and weighing 150 pounds, with a thin moustache and short sandy blond hair.

http://www.canada.com/vancouver/stor...7-bb92efecf8af

[NDman]

Police described the suspect as about 22-years-old, standing five-foot-six and weighing 150 pounds, with a thin moustache and short sandy blond hair.

If that was the description for a girl suspect, she definitely needs a few of those .

[Kenny Blankenship]

Well, what is it? A dildo or a vibrator????

[Mentos]

Well, what is it? A dildo or a vibrator????

A vibrating dildo, or perhaps a dildoing vibrator.

[Kenny Blankenship]