No, my mom or dad are not home!

[Rehan]

Man, what is it with these door to door people?!

Yesterday, a couple of real estate agents came to the door and asked if I was the owner of the home. And just now, a Rogers sales person came and the first thing she said was "Hi, are your mom or dad at home?". Is it because I act immature or something? Sheesh!

(After we got past the "I'm the homeowner" part, the Rogers sales girl didn't really have anything to sell me... We don't use cable/satellite, I have TekSavvy for $30/month, and Bell home phone with 5 features for $35/month. I should've given her an RFD sticker so she could get in on deals, too. )

[weedb0y]

She was trying to pick you up! Silly!

[B40]

[thelefteyeguy]

im still waiting for my stickers...

jk...



did you check your horoscope too? perhaps someone will fall on your lap too ^_^

[deep]

The correct answer, of course, is "Yes, they are home, and they'd LOVE to speak with you."


Then close the door.

[nsr250]

Or the correct answer is to invite her into your home and take pictures of her. Then post it here.

[CSAgent]

Or the correct answer is to invite her into your home and take pictures of her. Then post it here.

rofl lmao

[blainehamilton]

Lol. The proper response would be:

Sounds like I might be interested. Would you like to come inside, take off all your clothes, and talk about it?

[EH100501AC]

Or start crying and be like they just got into a horrible accident yesterday. Keep crying and she will feel sorry for you and then give you pity sex.

[Alvito]

i get the opposite. people think i am the home owner. probably because i grow a massive beard.

[CSAgent]

Or start crying and be like they just got into a horrible accident yesterday. Keep crying and she will feel sorry for you and then give you pity sex.

Someone's been watching too much pr0n...

[thelefteyeguy]

i get the opposite. people think i am the home owner. probably because i grow a massive beard.

arent you too busy with projects to open the door

[Avant_Garde]

You should've been like "hang on, I'll go get my mom" close the door and see how long they'll stand and wait.

[B40]

You should've been like "hang on, I'll go get my mom" close the door and see how long they'll stand and wait.

Sucks on RFD on reading comprehension.

[Immortal]

Tell them one second. Go in, put some make up on, a wig and a lady's dress.

Then come out with a high pitched voice and go, 'Ah yesss, I hear you're looking for me. I'm the lay-dee of the house hold. How may I help you?'