User: What's the deal?
Pizza Pizza: $3.14 one time coupon for a small cheese or pepperoni pizza!
User: I can only get it via online or mobile app
Pizza Pizza: Yes!
User: But what's this $4.99 minimum?
Pizza Pizza: Minimum you have to spend on the order.
User: So the small pizza will actually cost more than $3.14 to get, I need to add other shit.
Pizza Pizza: ...
*end of convo*