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[→ElectroLux←]

An atheist scientist challenged God telling him that he could create life too, so being "god" was nothing out of the ordinary. God told him "Oh yeah? I'll take your bet, let's do it". The scientist then said "Alright, I'll need water, a flask, proteins, minerals and amino acids".

God said to him: "F*ck off, get your own stuff!".

[wanted]

Your Face !!!
6/10

[→ElectroLux←]

1/10 for being a lame attack attempt, your attempt at being funny earning you the "1"

[wanted]

1/10 for being a lame attack attempt, your attempt at being funny earning you the "1"

kk, heres a good joke. Make sure you've all been to the washroom (in case you pee your pants)...alright you guys ready...make sure....last check to go the washroom.....make sure not a lot of people around, you might burst out laughing....which may seem very strange......ok....are you ready....i'll give a couple more seconds......last of the last check to go to the washrooom.....ok here it is....kk, one more second......















JOKING.

[kornstar369]

*rate the joke above you*

so here we go...rate this cheeeesey one:

jo mama's so PHat that when she sits around the house...........she actually sits...AROOOOOUND....the house

[UrbanPoet]

yo madda is so fat
when she jump for joy.
she got STUCK!

[wanted]

*rate the joke above you*

so here we go...rate this cheeeesey one:

jo mama's so PHat that when she sits around the house...........she actually sits...AROOOOOUND....the house

9/10...that was good.
First time hearing this too.

[kornstar369]

yo madda is so fat
when she jump for joy.
she got STUCK!

haha russel.....haha...ok...now back on track

[yatko]

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The stone-carver insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried beneath the stone. However he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe:
"Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer."
That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark:
"That's Strange!"

[MizTEcK]

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The stone-carver insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried beneath the stone. However he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe:
"Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer."
That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark:
"That's Strange!"

are there limits to the type of jokes? i know a whole loads of racist jokes but someone might find them offensive

[Likestuff4free]

Whats the diff between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches watches............

[squall458]

Whats the diff between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches watches............

hahaha 10/10! i never heard of that one!!!

[MizTEcK]

a rabbit and a bear taking ***** in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks: "hey arent u bothered when ***** sticks to your fur?" the rabbit replies: "not really, no"

so the bear whipped his ass with the rabbit

[kornstar369]

a rabbit and a bear taking ***** in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks: "hey arent u bothered when ***** sticks to your fur?" the rabbit replies: "not really, no"

so the bear whipped his ass with the rabbit

hahahaaa...so simple yet so effective...i luv it A++++ buyer! excellent trader...hook me up with your heatware mon!


ok...um...


jo mamas like pepsi........EVERYONE gets a taste test

[CSR]

Yo mama's pussy is so hairy that she gave u a rug burn wen u were born,,,,