Scare the Wal-Mart clerk with 4 (not so cute) items

[nickinto]

List 4 items that you can buy and scare the **** out of the cashier..I'll start:

1) Chainsaw
2) Several small coolers
3) Rope
4) Cement Mix

OR...

1. Pregnancy Test
2. Coat Hanger
3. Gauze
4. Condoms

OR..

1. wife beater
2. rope
3. shovel
4. grass seeds


You get the idea..any more?

[mingyang]

lol

[pupazzo]

Why would you need condoms to perform an abortion?

[nickinto]

Why would you need condoms to perform an abortion?

So you don't repeat the mistake that led you to have to perform one in the first place?


I'll continue..

1. "I Love you MOM!!!" birthday card
2. "Best mom in the world" coffee mug
3. slutty red lingerie
4. condoms

[rayray27]

I don't get the third one though, kill and then bury the person?

[mingyang]

I don't get the third one though, kill and then bury the person?

yes, burry then plant grass.

reminds me of prison break malone

[molala]

sorry..but stupid thread..

you actually thinks the cashier cares about what you buy? they're busy enough and careless...

[nickinto]

I don't get the third one though, kill and then bury the person?

Yup..

1. Pumpkin
2. Bag of apples
3. Pack of razor blades
4. "Happy Halloween" sign for front lawn

[originalnutta]

sorry..but stupid thread..

you actually thinks the cashier cares about what you buy? they're busy enough and careless...

you must be the life of a party.



I always wanted to do this..

Go to SDM, pick up a box of condoms.

Go to the cashier and after it rings up, say you dont have enough.

Put the condoms back, pick up a box of ziploc bags and a box of rubber bands, and go back to cashier.

[dhamilton]

you must be the life of a party.



I always wanted to do this..

Go to SDM, pick up a box of condoms.

Go to the cashier and after it rings up, say you dont have enough.

Put the condoms back, pick up a box of ziploc bags and a box of rubber bands, and go back to cashier.

LOL, nice

[input]

you must be the life of a party.



I always wanted to do this..

Go to SDM, pick up a box of condoms.

Go to the cashier and after it rings up, say you dont have enough.

Put the condoms back, pick up a box of ziploc bags and a box of rubber bands, and go back to cashier.

Why bother with a ziplock bags and just use a candy wrapper?

[TapemanPL]

1)live fish
2)fish n chips batter
3)deep fryer
4)and condoms for fun

[molala]

you must be the life of a party.



I always wanted to do this..

Go to SDM, pick up a box of condoms.

Go to the cashier and after it rings up, say you dont have enough.

Put the condoms back, pick up a box of ziploc bags and a box of rubber bands, and go back to cashier.

welp...from working at sdm in the past...i would of careless about something like this...what freak me out is this old man in his 70's who walk very slowly with his cane come in the store every week to buy a pack of mega size condom!

[Dimension]

I always wanted to do this..

Go to SDM, pick up a box of condoms.

Go to the cashier and after it rings up, say you dont have enough.

Put the condoms back, pick up a box of ziploc bags and a box of rubber bands, and go back to cashier.

Haha, I think saran wrap is cheaper, and they have the "cling-on" type, no need for rubber bands.

[Desolatax]

1) Ammunition
2) Large Garbage bags
3) Shovel
4) Condoms (or Grass seed)

OR

1) Candy
2) Duct Tape
3) Condoms
4) Pirahna's