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[part-trader]

So there's this girl I've known for a year that I've been falling for and she doesn't know it. Or atleast she doesn't know how far I've fallen. Sounds like a story you've heard before, huh? Maybe so but this is my story and story begins like this.

We'll call her Ms. S. And I might as well describe her since you're all dying to know what she looks like, right? Well, she's 30 the same age as me and approximately 5'8", with stylish chestnut hair that always smells perfectly divine when she walks by. She's got an infectious, soft kind of laugh that resonates and breaks you down into laughter within seconds. She's got a toned body, not muscular-crazy fit but just right and healthy looking. Hot. I'm in love with her smile. She's got the kind of smile that asks to be kissed even at the most inappropriate times.

Now I know you're thinking that I'm creating this goddess image and yeah I guess I am but let me balance it out a bit and point out a few things that I like about her the most and what makes her unique. Ms. S. is a sloucher and although she's got a great body she hides it with baggy clothes and I sense she doesn't have the greatest fashion sense at all. I've hinted a few times to try wearing something a little more fitting to flatter her physique but she just shrugs and doesn't understand the need to conform and look like the ailing celebrities in the magazines. She's an environmentalist. And not just the everyday I-Just-Saw-An Inconvenient Truth and now I'm going to save the planet environmentalist but a purist of sorts that I truly admire. Which is something that's caught fire the past few years in the media as being the good thing to say and the in thing to do. She the one that makes my reality come asunder. I can be sitting at my desk in complete concentration and entirely focused on task but as soon as I hear her voice or realize her presence that complete awareness warps me into chemical meltdown as the dopamine begins to flow...ah the feeling of natural drugs.

There's probably spelling errors and grammatical problems but its 10pm and I've been working a 16hrs so I don't really care at this point.

2b continued

[kitbor]

Can't wait for the second episode. :)

[Blunt]

Stop the chick flick and someone change the channel please...

[Andro]

she's 30, she's no girl....she's a women.....are you a boy at 30? :lol:

[najibs]

Bathe her, and bring her to me...

[MrDisco]

you're 30. be a man and ask her out.

[najibs]

[QUOTE=MrDisco;4529526]you're 30. be a man and ask her out.[/QUOTE]

Agreed, instead of coming to this forum and getting advice from people who the only naked women they've seen is in the form of JPEG :lol:

[sonick]

omg emo :lol: j/k

Go watch Swingers... YOU'RE MONEY MAN... You start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream, of course you'll end up on the friendship-tip.

[KC Armstrong]

You are 30 years old and your balls haven't grown yet?

[Anessa]

I would ask her out before some Inconvenient Truth bandwagoner does. If this woman has you tangled into knots over them then why even post here? A woman sounding like this demands action, not words!

[suelee3]

[QUOTE=Anessa;4530113]I would ask her out before some Inconvenient Truth bandwagoner does.[/QUOTE]

I agree with Anessa.
Ask her out. Writing about it on RFD... although very entertaining... won't get you anywhere.

BTW: if you want to post your 2nd episode, please do. :D
We will be more than happy to give you further advice. :D

[yuwing8]

[QUOTE=part-trader;4529390]
We'll call her Ms. S. And I might as well describe her since you're all dying to know what she looks like, right? [/quote]
A pic is worth a thousand words! Picture please! :D

[quote]
She's got an infectious[/QUOTE]
leave while u have a chance :lol: :lol:
(jk)

[manixc]

[QUOTE=najibs;4529606]Agreed, instead of coming to this forum and getting advice from people who the only naked women they've seen is in the form of JPEG :lol:[/QUOTE]

I like my naked woman in GIF, animated if possible. :D

awaiting second part.....

[sxz]

Well I'm sure this has been said before but if you haven't already, simply get to know her and talk to her. You don't have to act so shy, you're both 30 and hopefully mature enough to handle a situation such as this. Though if she is 30 and is still single, maybe she's the type that doesn't plan on dating or anything. Who knows? In any case, let us know how it goes. ;)

[najibs]

[QUOTE=suelee3;4530157]I agree with Anessa.
[B]Ask her out[/B]. Writing about it on RFD... although very entertaining... won't get you anywhere.

BTW: if you want to post your 2nd episode, please do. :D
We will be more than happy to give you further advice. :D[/QUOTE]

OP, next time you see her, and don't have the balls to ask her out, remember this "He who hesitates...masturbates..."

If she rejects you, big deal, think of it as one step closer to finding another chick. Nothing ventured...nothing gained...