Get on Fido tablet plan, $15/month for 3GB on each line. No direct voice calls or SMS with this plan, but you can use whatever free or low cost VoIP and/or messaging service you want (Fongo, Facetime, iMessage, Whatsapp, Viber, etc) over the wifi or data connection. My wife and I are on this and we love it. We use iMessage and Facetime for each other and anyone else we know with Apple devices, and Fongo (unlimited free calling to most Canadian phone numbers, unlimited Canada-wide SMS is $10 every six months) for everyone else.
18% = GTA residents as a proportion of Canada's total population
97% = chance that an RFDer lives in the GTA when he posts something location specific, without giving a location