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[Tim Hortons] 99¢ sausage breakfast sandwich deal with drink purchase

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What an amazing deal! For just 99c you too can experience the esoteric sensation of rubbing exotic dry Sahara desert sand in your mouth. But that's not all! Explore the wonders of the acquired taste that rivals fresh vomits from an amalgamation of the purest garbage birthed from the deepest depth of the inferno. As a bonus, because Tim's is attentive to all allergies, they have kindly removed any trace of eggs or cheese for your convenience.

Truly a marvelous deal for this generation. Millennials will forever hail this as the epitome, the deal of deals. Better than anything a mere avocado toast can offer. I personally do not see any reason to go to any other fast food restaurant again, ever!
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cheaper_than_cheap wrote:
Nov 28th, 2017 6:32 pm
Keep in mind this is not a "sausage breakfast sandwich". That one has egg and cheese in it. This is a simpler version (along the lines of McD's "Sausage McMuffin" vs "Sausage 'n Egg McMuffin" I guess).
Yes and they will be trained to ask if you want egg or cheese so just say 99c deal to be clear. Another annoying thing is they never put the dates on the advertisements and then buy a bunch of radio ads that play on the last few days. Then you go in a day or two and its full price.
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Should read like:

Get a Simplii Sausage Biscuit or English McMuffin for 99c each*
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Nov 28th, 2017 5:58 pm
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Do people really eat at Tim Hortons on purpose?
I mean like if you have no choice on a highway I get it, but otherwise?
I have discovered Tim Hortons 14 years ago ang the food is badder and badder every year.
It’s like eating a cardboard box now...
Even mac Donald is tastier...
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taro-chan wrote:
Nov 28th, 2017 6:38 pm
I perfer McDonalds these days. Cooked on sites, better coffee, coffee stickers and app coupons. Today, paid 2.10 for sausage egg mcmuffin and a L coffee...
How'd u get all that for 2.10$?
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arcty5 wrote:
Nov 29th, 2017 10:33 am
How'd u get all that for 2.10$?
Current promo is $1 for any sized coffee. Make a new account in the McD app and within 10 minutes, you will see a coupon for $1 big mac/mcchicken/mcmuffin. $2.10 after taxes for a mcmuffin + L coffee.
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God only knows where that piece of meat came from. I would have flocked back to Tims if the deal for 99 cents was a plain egg on an English muffin. Dont need that "meat"
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Got one today! No need for coupons
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Got my hardboiled egg and a kraft single in my pocket....good to go. Off to Tims!
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This deal sucks. The breakfast sandwich you get is regularly sold for $1.49. You're only saving $0.50.
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Idlehands wrote:
Nov 28th, 2017 11:03 pm
What an amazing deal! For just 99c you too can experience the esoteric sensation of rubbing exotic dry Sahara desert sand in your mouth. But that's not all! Explore the wonders of the acquired taste that rivals fresh vomits from an amalgamation of the purest garbage birthed from the deepest depth of the inferno. As a bonus, because Tim's is attentive to all allergies, they have kindly removed any trace of eggs or cheese for your convenience.

Truly a marvelous deal for this generation. Millennials will forever hail this as the epitome, the deal of deals. Better than anything a mere avocado toast can offer. I personally do not see any reason to go to any other fast food restaurant again, ever!
Drink purchase is compulsory with this deal to wash the taste away.
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Deal is warm at best - no cheese is an issue. McDonalds has cheese on their Sausage McMuffin which makes it better.

$1 for a coffee at McDonalds + $1.79 for a Sausage McMuffin is about the same.
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DragOnT wrote:
Nov 28th, 2017 6:14 pm
McD's coffee deal ending in few days
Like when, Dec 10 ?
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RobertRabbit wrote:
Nov 29th, 2017 10:29 am
Do people really eat at Tim Hortons on purpose?
I mean like if you have no choice on a highway I get it, but otherwise?
I have discovered Tim Hortons 14 years ago ang the food is badder and badder every year.
It’s like eating a cardboard box now...
Even mac Donald is tastier...
Have to admit, I don't mind their chilli. It's not great but it's a guilty pleasure to me.

Everything else, yeah, it's road food and only if you have to.

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