Urgent Help with Japanese and Russian Translation

[bigknickers]

I'm putting together a couple of T-Shirts as Xmas Secret Santa presents and I just wanted to check that these translations from one of those free sites were actually correct and make sense.

Many Thanks

BigK


私の名前は Patrick で、セックス が好きです

Мое название Патрик, и я люблю секс

[manixc]

My name is Patrick and I like Sekkusu (sex?).

[sxz]

I'm putting together a couple of T-Shirts as Xmas Secret Santa presents and I just wanted to check that these translations from one of those free sites were actually correct and make sense.

Many Thanks

BigK


私の名前は Patrick で、セックス が好きです

Мое название Патрик, и я люблю секс

私の名前は Patrick で、セックス が好きです should be
私の名前は Patrick です。セックス が好きです。

And maybe replace "Patrick" with "パトリック"?

[bigknickers]

Many thanks sxz, Hoping someone will correct the Russian one otherwise I might get two different coloured T-shirts printed in Japanese.

BigK

[najibs]

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I think the Russian translation says something about some chick named Ivana Humpalot.

[drucillica]

I'm putting together a couple of T-Shirts as Xmas Secret Santa presents and I just wanted to check that these translations from one of those free sites were actually correct and make sense.

Many Thanks

BigK


私の名前は Patrick で、セックス が好きです

Мое название Патрик, и я люблю секс

My name is patrik and I love sex is the literal translation, but not completely correct.
"What you wanna say in russian is actually "Меня завут Патрик, и я люблю секс"

[najibs]

My name is patrik and I love sex is the literal translation, but not completely correct.
"What you wanna say in russian is actually "Меня завут Патрик, и я люблю секс"

That's sexy Drucillica. Can you make a .WAV file and post it so we can hear it in your Russian accent?

[rai_dei]

My name is patrik and I love sex is the literal translation, but not completely correct.
"What you wanna say in russian is actually "Меня завут Патрик, и я люблю секс"

Actually it's spelled with an O... "Меня зoвут Патрик, и я люблю секс"

Also, to the OP, not wastin' any time huh, right to the point...

and for najibs, "Меня зoвут Иванна Хампалот, и я люблю секс"
...it says Ivanna Humpalot instead of Patrick... do with it as you please...