My high-school English teacher was well known for being a fair, but hard, grader. One day I received a B minus on a theme paper. In hopes of bettering my grade and in the spirit of the valentine season, I sent her an extravagant heart-shaped box of chocolates with the pre-printed inscription: "BE MINE." The following day, I received in return a valentine from the teacher. It read: "Thank you, but it's still BE MINE-US."
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Jan 25th, 2008 05:26 PM #1
Valentine Marking Horror
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hahaha that was nice, short but funny.
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Jan 25th, 2008 05:48 PM #3
That's cute, but the contest is for your own stories, not for jokes you can find on the Internet.
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Jan 25th, 2008 05:53 PM #4
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Jan 25th, 2008 05:54 PM #5
http://www.rd.com/love/valentines-da...s/article.html
Please don't ruin it and post non-personal stories!Making the Grade
My high-school English teacher was well known for being a fair, but hard, grader. One day I received a B minus on a theme paper. In hopes of bettering my grade and in the spirit of the valentine season, I sent her an extravagant heart-shaped box of chocolates with the pre-printed inscription: "BE MINE." The following day, I received in return a valentine from the teacher. It read: "Thank you, but it's still BE MINE-US."
-- Contributed by Brad Wilcox
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Jan 25th, 2008 05:59 PM #6
LOL BUSTED!
it's funny though
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Jan 25th, 2008 06:15 PM #7
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Jan 26th, 2008 12:55 AM #8
hahaaha OP got OWNED.
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That was fast!
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Jan 27th, 2008 09:39 AM #10
It was a good story though, how could you even think for a second that you wouldn't get busted with that?
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Feb 4th, 2008 04:26 PM #11
bump.
thx4da laugh. that was pretty funny , despite not original
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