What was the last crap movie you watched?

[CHINAdeals]

i watched less than 5 minutes of the new mr. bean movie

no country for old men is mad overrated imo..pretty boring i thought.

[happyplato]

I must be easy on rating my movies. The movies like "no country for old men" and "atonement" is not good movies, but it's not crap. I thought they were ok, so so. Hmm, "lost in translation", I was lost. What's all about?

[sleepyguy]

LoL, worst action movie of all-time! We actually paid like $2.50 for it PV at rogers... after watching it the next day we got $2.50 credit for it at BB

Some ideas were neat (folding phone), but good lord... horrible movie.

Another vote for Ultraviolet!

I've seen some bad/not-so-good movies after that. But Ultraviolet was absolutely terrible!

[BYan]

Miami Vice - hands down the worst Hollywood flick I have seen. I don't know how they could have screwed it up, but they did. I was confused at 5 minutes in, asleep at 7. Everybody talked in a whisper and I couldn't hear anything. I figured it was my ear, turns out it was the film.

Sexy and Dangerous II - yeah I know it sounds like some kind of low budget porno flick, but it's actually a low budget Chinese gangster flick. I do enjoy Chinese crime cinema, so I make it a point to watch any I come across. This one, just... wtf??? Nobody can act, the premise is stupid, the fighting is even worse. The chick that gets the most screen time is fugly and gets top billing simply because her dad owns Macau. I can't imagine a worse movie.

The Final Winner - this is almost bad to the point of good, since it's just completely rediculous and utterly absurd. I challenge you to watch it from beginning to end and not be rolling on the floor from the sheer low-budgetness of it all. DVD here: http://www.hkflix.com/xq/asp/filmID....qx/details.htm I honestly don't know how many people have actually seen this movie.

[sw1ft]

no country for old men is mad overrated imo..pretty boring i thought.

+1. I fell asleep and found it really dull.

[tml4life_2003]

i watched 3 movies last saturday at a freinds house. one was that jhonny cash remake or something. walk line or something. that movie dragged on and on for 2.5 hours. not worth my time.

[yao416]

Country for Old Men
WTF was that????

Eh, I like that movie

Cloverfield - better not make lost's ending into that ****.

Def. Cloverfield, worst movie ever, luckily I downloaded that sh*t

The assassination of Jesse James... bla bla bla
Shoot 'em Up
Planet Terror

Those are the last 3 I recall watching that I would consider crap

You must be kidding me!!!

I love that movie!

[Dragonrana]

You want to know what was the absolute crap movie that had the hype and failed...and i mean failed miserably? The Forbidden Kingdom.

[Beradon]

Nobody can beat this disaster beyond crap:

Blonde and Blonder


DL'd it from a torrent just to see Denise Richards.

Cried my eyes out 10min into it realizing this download would count toward my 30gig cap.

[grisensko]

Epic Movie

[Keelie]

savage grace, worst movie in movie history.

i still cant believe i watched the whole thing.

[Spidey]

Epic Movie

I agree. Thought it might be naked Gun or Scary Movie funny. But it was just stupid

[66xx66]

Meet the Spartans. That movies was so terrible with it's jokes.

[rubberband]

Balls of fury. Ugh.

[movieman]

in the name of the king-a dungeon seige tale.
Could have been good if they spent more $ on it and it was rated PG-13 or R...not PG!

Well, they spent $60,000,000 on it; hard to see what you can't afford to do in a movie with that amount of money to spend and a B-list cast with a D-list director. Most of the money for a big-budget movie normally goes to the 'names'.

The reason it was horrible is that Uwe Boll is probably the worst movie director currently shooting movies with budgets of more than $10,000; this one, I believe, was a German tax writeoff movie, which is the only reason why he was able to raise that much.

Worst I've seen lately was AVP2; after watching AVP1 I expected it to be bad but moderately entertaining, and it was much worse than that. We had a group of 'special ed' kids in the cinema making fart noises throughout the movie, which you could argue was an indication that they were the smartest members of the audience .