What makes life 100%?

[Degenerate]

Just got this from a coworker via email and thought I'd share it.

Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.



What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.



K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%



But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%



And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%



So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and ******** will take you over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.



A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.

[mingcourt]

hahaha... very interesting

hard work doesnt make life 100%. look at those people on top that cheat their way there...

[JAC]

[Kazaam]

2000 called, it wants its chain email back

[NDman]

2000 called, it wants its chain email back

LOL. This e-mail was floating around really long time ago! I can't recall how many times I've received this one already.

[Carnage]

And

LAZY ASS = 96.

What's your point?

[bluetroll]

sex is only 48%???.... thing thing HAS to be wrong.

[Kazaam]

K I L L I N G M I N O R I T I E S = 228 % !!!!

No wonder I have such a zestfull lust for life!

[HowEver]

Has anyone ever mentioned what _adding_ percentages (which are fractions out of 100) gets you?

EDIT: Just a note to say I did NOT see the post above this one when I added this feeble joke.

I am pleased to see that he was banned. Can his offensive post and where it is quoted be removed? These references detracts from the quality of this site.

[Kai Viti]

K I L L I N G M I N O R I T I E S = 228 % !!!!

No wonder I have such a zestfull lust for life!

Wonder what REDNECK = ?

Your IQ?!

[konfusion666]

K I L L I N G M I N O R I T I E S = 228 % !!!!

No wonder I have such a zestfull lust for life!

Too bad you didn't change it to "K I L L I N G D U M B A L B E R T A N R E D N E C K S" before you got your fat ass kicked off this site, since that would've resulted in both a higher score and been more truthful seeing as that's what you got...