what are my options?

[vedia]

i dont have a car but i need to bring home a large desk. how would i go about getting this done?

[Sprite09]

dismantle it or go to home depot and rent a white van. Also after you drop off the desk, you can use the white van to sell crap speakers and cheap suits from the back of the van like in the scam thread.

Do it ghetto style using shopping carts from no frills and push it down the sidewalk. Pretend to be the homeless tax accountant.

[Impossibles]

carry it alone
carry it with a friend
skateboard & rope
friend with truck
rent a truck
buy a truck

Holy **** people, learn to think for yourselves.

[bkustra]

Buy the store and make if your new home, so no need to move the desk.

[P1x44r]

Nothing less than a helicopter will do in your situation. Maybe even a small jet.

[WannaB]

[chinese zzz]

This just made my day...

ask the store to do delivery.. cost $$$$

[ShaTR]

1. Purchase a hand truck and go for a walk.

2. Purchase a piece of wood, 2 swivel casters, and 2 fixed casters, and some nuts and bolts, and make your own hand truck and go for a walk.

3. borrow your friends hand truck and go for a walk.

4. find an friend who has a car and convince them to go for a drive.

5. rent a car and go for a drive

6. steal a car and go for a drive

7. post on RFD/CL/Kijiji asking someone with a pickup truck/van/SUV to help you out in exchange for monetary (or sexual) reimbursement.

Obviously i left out 'brain transplant' because at current, its not possible. But when it is, it may also be a great option....

[yao416]

[5dark]

Assuming this place is far, you can't drive, and it's not a store that delivers you'll have to pony up for a taxi or get a friend to help. If the thing is BIG maybe a taxi van?

You can try also try craigslist post...

If it's desperate get a friend to spend the day with you lugging the thing by hand across the city. Plan your route.

[blarg]

call or put

lololololololol

[user01]

Call a Taxi company to send you a Van Taxi. Tell them that you had bought a desk and needed to get home asap.

[wiggy]

You really don't need a desk after all.

[Retrospects]

grab a taxi van

[vedia]

that might get pricey, i need to get this done as cheaply as possible