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Women "farting" at work!

What do I do? I sit near these two women that think its ok to just let them "rip" at work...and they stink! They're in their 40's, and it's like no big deal to them...what can I do without embarrassing them? Should I go out and eat a can of beans and sausages and let the war begin?

DAMN IT STINKS!
“My generation? We drink because it’s good. Because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar. Because we deserve it. We drink because it’s what men do.”
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frankyflwrs wrote:
May 21st, 2010 4:34 pm
What do I do? I sit near these two women that think its ok to just let them "rip" at work...and they stink! They're in their 40's, and it's like no big deal to them...what can I do without embarrassing them? Should I go out and eat a can of beans and sausages and let the war begin?

DAMN IT STINKS!
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frankyflwrs wrote:
May 21st, 2010 4:34 pm
What do I do? I sit near these two women that think its ok to just let them "rip" at work...and they stink! They're in their 40's, and it's like no big deal to them...what can I do without embarrassing them? Should I go out and eat a can of beans and sausages and let the war begin?

DAMN IT STINKS!
Ahem.

Get into an elevator with one (or both) woman.

Ride together in the elevator and get off at the same floor.

Just as the door opens, start coughing and hacking like mad.

Without anyone asking, exclaim to no one in particular "Jesus, it REEKS in there. I couldn't breath. Someone really ripped one."

And then give the side-eye to the woman/women before you skiddadle away.
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That's sexy. Chicks who do this are very free spirited.
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I believe if you quit your job due to excessive coworker flatulence you are able to claim both EI and disability benefits.
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May 21st, 2010 4:43 pm
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Up the ante. Eat as much taco bell and beans as you can for dinner, then for breakfast have some bran cereal. Just relax and forget any sense of personal decency you have. The resulting miasma of methane should drive the enemy from their trenches (ie cubicles). If all goes to plan you should be breathing easy from then on.
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pupazzo wrote:
May 21st, 2010 5:04 pm
That's sexy. Chicks who do this are very free spirited.
And don't shave either... not sexy.
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This is not even funny anymore....I really have a problem with this. Its not everyday, but when it happens...I just get up and walk away...but its a distraction, and it pisses me off.
“My generation? We drink because it’s good. Because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar. Because we deserve it. We drink because it’s what men do.”
Roger Sterling

"I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most" Kanye West

"oh kwa tan zin wan" Riley Martin
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Puke in their cubicles.
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Get some frebreeze, everytime they do, just shoot it right in theere general direction for about 5 seconds
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Get one of those car fresheners and hang it around your neck. Maybe they'll get the hint.
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Leave a note in their cubicle after they've left stating that the office should be SCENT-FREE, both ARTIFICIAL, and NATURAL :lol:
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