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[Amazon.ca] Amazon Canada - Survival Tactical Defense Writing Pen $11.04

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[Amazon.ca] Amazon Canada - Survival Tactical Defense Writing Pen $11.04

Ever feel like you wanted to attack someone while writing a note when you're hiding behind a tree? Then this is the pen for you!

Never feel scared again while taking notes in class, defend yourself with the mighty Survival Tactical Defense Writing Pen! Now you can bash your attacker in the head!

This is the perfect companion to the Tactical Spork (sadly not on sale).
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Hillarious. Thx for a good lol, op :-)
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Tactical spork. What a time to be alive!
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Holy smokes that’s a great savings. 1.89?????
Now I can defend myself and afford that donut I always wanted
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LOL @ the top. "Amazon's Choice for 'pepper spray'"

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These assault pens should be outlawed!
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haha OP this is amazing. Effective for daily use with defensive needs Face With Tears Of Joy
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I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a f'ing pencil
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Don't forget to add the $2 coupon!
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This is some Jason Bourne shit
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Pocket clip should be a seatbelt cutter then I’d be sold lol
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This is a great deal for the paranoid schizophrenic. But for a real badass that could actually use it effectively, any pen will do.

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lol the reviews!
As a pen, I left it in my car for two weeks and tried to write with it the first time couple of days ago, and nothing was coming out of it. Failed as a regular pen. The temperature was about 3-5 Celsius outdoor, is that the reason for the pen failure? That's exactly what a cheap ballpen will do.
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If this came with different color ink that rotates, I'd be sold!!
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Thanks OP. Who knew today I'd be buying a tactical pen for my wife to carry. Read the reviews. One reviewer that sold me wrote, "This is a good gift for a friend or family member who is backpacking in a different country. I had a friend initially chuckle at this when I gave it to her, but she ended up holding it while walking in seedy locations in the evening during her travels. Just an extra bit of confidence during times one may not feel 100% safe."

Apparently a negative is the ink, but can be replaced with Fisher Parker-Style Space Pen refill (the one with the adaptor), according to multiple reviewers.

With lightning deal and coupon, can't go wrong with $9.04 all in. Lightning deal was dead for me too, but fiddled and refreshed the page and came back for me, so jumped on it.
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Amazon's
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for "pepper spray"

LOL on the waitlist so almost dead.
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It's hilarious how much "tactical" is used to sell stuff these days. The population of survivalist nitwits must be growing.

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