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Locked: [Amazon Canada] HOT! Lifestyles Ultra Sensitive Condoms 36 Pack $6.79 after 15% S&S

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EhJayAych2 wrote:
Jan 17th, 2019 8:01 pm
I'm average length but more than double the avg in terms of girth. Does anyone know if these condoms would fit me? I usually wear magnums but I've heard those might actually just be normal size rubbers
Im 6 by 6. To start, the average girth is at least 4.5, so no, you're not more than double. You're not even 30% ahead of the curve girth wise. Assuming you're supremely endowed, the answer is no, these won't fit optimally. assuming you're 5.75 you would need 58 to 62mm. These sizes are typically illegal to be sold counter or in physical stores, requiring you to buy them online.
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Any bigger sizes?
TEAM CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!
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prohomy wrote: Being used once a year, I'd need a 36yr expiration date to make it worthwhile! Probably a good deal for some but sadly not for me!
Thanked anyways.
Dammit I came here to make this exact same joke!
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Anyone wants to split an order?

(not a serious post. don't pm me)
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Ultramega wrote:
Jan 17th, 2019 8:45 pm
Ordered the Bosch Bare-Tool and the lifestyles condoms, even though they don't go together.
Maybe not, I seem to remember a scene from
Naked gun....
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nUseBro wrote:
Jan 17th, 2019 9:13 pm
Im 6 by 6. To start, the average girth is at least 4.5, so no, you're not more than double. You're not even 30% ahead of the curve girth wise. Assuming you're supremely endowed, the answer is no, these won't fit optimally. assuming you're 5.75 you would need 58 to 62mm. These sizes are typically illegal to be sold counter or in physical stores, requiring you to buy them online.
^ poor wife. She’ll need protective head gear with that thing!
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I wouldn’t trust a no name brand

Might as well wear a balloon
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416MAFIA wrote:
Jan 17th, 2019 10:00 pm
^ poor wife. She’ll need protective head gear with that thing!
Maybe she likes it rough? Lol
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Brrrr, cold deal. A Real RFD'er wouldn't get laid. Relationships are too expensive these days. Face With Tears Of Joy
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bobbings wrote:
Jan 17th, 2019 9:15 pm
Any bigger sizes?
Whats your size?

No homo
Koodo customer $40/8GB
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Thanks i picked up a pack. Should last a few weeks with the wife and GF.
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Thundercloud wrote:
Jan 17th, 2019 9:21 pm
Anyone wants to split an order?
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Should we just unroll them and cut them, or just cut them with the packaging?
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LilSteve wrote:
Jan 17th, 2019 10:55 pm
Should we just unroll them and cut them, or just cut them with the packaging?
or split it vertically down the middle?
in here for the comments
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I'm looking for size XXS but it's OOS? RFD effect?
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matt4670 wrote:
Jan 17th, 2019 6:05 pm
I have to ask. What's the annual special occasion?
NSF(W)RFD

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