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[Costco] Brondell SimpleSpa Thinline Dual Nozzle Bidet $39.99

This Bidet is great and slim not thick like other attachment versions sold on Amazon.

Costco is selling cheaper than Amazon at this time though shipping seems like it will take a while.

https://www.costco.ca/brondell-simplesp ... 35190.html

Amazon link if you prefer to use Amazon
https://www.amazon.ca/Bidet-Brondell-Th ... 241&sr=8-3
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I have an electronic version (with heated water, seat, etc) and something similar to this version and honestly, it's not as bad as people may think. The water is already sitting in the pipes within your house, so it's not as 'freezing cold' as you might think. Only if you left it running for a very long time would it be at an uncomfortably cold temperature.
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shadowsteve wrote: So just cold water? That'll never fly :)
We bought this 2 weeks ago and the water isn’t as cold as you think. Works pretty well.
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toguy wrote: I have an electronic version (with heated water, seat, etc) and something similar to this version and honestly, it's not as bad as people may think. The water is already sitting in the pipes within your house, so it's not as 'freezing cold' as you might think. Only if you left it running for a very long time would it be at an uncomfortably cold temperature.
Anything less than body temp would be cold when it's spraying around down there :)
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mk316 wrote:
Amazon link if you prefer to use Amazon
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Third party seller.
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The dual nozzle feature lets me and a friend both take a dump and get our asses washed at the same time, it is like multiplayer but for toilets.

Dual duces would make this move a "quatro".
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Too bad no nozzle clean setting.
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These are the answer to nicotine stains in your shorts.
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toalan wrote: The dual nozzle feature lets me and a friend both take a dump and get our asses washed at the same time, it is like multiplayer but for toilets.
Do I really understand that you are doing your business in duo? :rolleyes: Face With Tears Of Joy
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I tried to check out as non member. Cannot buy this item without membership?
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This is an excellent price, similar options from other brands are 50-60$ on Amazon and this indeed seems much slimmer. If only it came in a left-hand version, these seem much less common.
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shadowsteve wrote: So just cold water? That'll never fly :)
well, only cold water helps, when u have too much spicy dinner.... trust me.... there is no need for warm water to clean butt.. once you have it, u will never go back...
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toalan wrote: The dual nozzle feature lets me and a friend both take a dump and get our asses washed at the same time, it is like multiplayer but for toilets.
When you take the dump first, do you stand upright or crouch while waiting for your BF to finish?
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malik1234 wrote: When you take the dump first, do you stand upright or crouch while waiting for your BF to finish?
Back to back at the same time
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DoorCrasher wrote: Do I really understand that you are doing your business in duo? :rolleyes: Face With Tears Of Joy
Saving money on water/sewage the RFD way.
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ssjlancer wrote: Too bad no nozzle clean setting.
The wirecutter review says it has. Self cleaning mode [edit: review was on single nozzle model only]


Edit: now I'm not so sure.. can't verify on brondel website
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I ordered one in May and one for a family member in June. Each took about 8-12 days from date of the purchase to receive it. Overall it works really well, was easy to install, and I am very happy with my purchase. I would agree with the other commenters' that it really isn't as cold as you think and haven't found this to be an issue.

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