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Hot! 93" BIG COSTCO BEAR IS BACK ($195)

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Aug 9, 2017
166 posts
184 upvotes
I wonder if this bear is good in bed? :rolleyes: For sure it bears it all, lol.

Bear with me as I am entertaining myself.
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Dec 16, 2008
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If I were to wash a teddy bear this size. I would do it in the backyard in a kiddy pool with soap, brush and hose and sun dry
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Dec 3, 2007
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I saw someone buy one last night. The employees at the customer service cheered. The bear is huge.
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Aug 9, 2017
166 posts
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In order to help all the poor folks who bought this bear and now wish to return it I have come up with a list of excuses you can use when returning it to Costco. When you show up at the service counter you say, "I am returning this bear because...

a) It refuses to talk to me

b) It is too big for my bed

c) My wife said she will divorce me if I don't return it

d) When I arrived home the neighbors were laughing so hard

e) I don't think it is a female bear and I'm straight

f) It is eating all my honey

g) It farted in my car

h) My son laughed at me

i) I was stoned when I bought it

j) I was supposed to spend $200 on food

k) The bear at A&W is mad at me.

L) My wife said there are little Chinese people hiding in the bear and they will come out at night when we sleep and rob us of all our money

m) When I bought it I was under Costco's weird spell

n) It is scaring the crap out of my dog

o) All my other toys are jealous
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May 9, 2006
2108 posts
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Abeesee wrote: In order to help all the poor folks who bought this bear and now wish to return it I have come up with a list of excuses you can use when returning it to Costco. When you show up at the service counter you say, "I am returning this bear because...

a) It refuses to talk to me

b) It is too big for my bed

c) My wife said she will divorce me if I don't return it

d) When I arrived home the neighbors were laughing so hard

e) I don't think it is a female bear and I'm straight

f) It is eating all my honey

g) It farted in my car

h) My son laughed at me

i) I was stoned when I bought it

j) I was supposed to spend $200 on food

k) The bear at A&W is mad at me.

L) My wife said there are little Chinese people hiding in the bear and they will come out at night when we sleep and rob us of all our money

m) When I bought it I was under Costco's weird spell

n) It is scaring the crap out of my dog

o) All my other toys are jealous
lol
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Aug 9, 2017
166 posts
184 upvotes
In case you missed it, there is a RFD sucker who bought the bear and downvoted more a dozen of my posts in one shot 3 hours ago, LOL, sucker!!!!!!!

Here are a few more excuses to help you return the bear:

p) The bear is beating me at chess.

q) The brown color doesn't match my expensive fake-leather imitation furniture.

r) I can't use him as an employee for tax purposes.

s) My wife prefers to sleep with the bear than to sleep with me.

t) My daughter said he snores.

u) I can't afford the pressure washer to wash it.

v) I thought it was a Black bear

w) I'm sober now I don't want it.

x) He keeps calling me at work
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Nov 6, 2006
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Abeesee wrote: In case you missed it, there is a RFD sucker who bought the bear and downvoted more a dozen of my posts in one shot 3 hours ago, LOL, sucker!!!!!!!
Wow. Almost every post here is yours. You must have a teddy bear fetish or just really,really bored.
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Oct 13, 2016
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the bear is HUGE...
My girlfriend wants it but no enough space in the bedroom
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Sep 13, 2007
11102 posts
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Toronto
Do a group buy, Rent home depot truck lol
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Aug 9, 2017
166 posts
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J.C wrote: Wow. Almost every post here is yours. You must have a teddy bear fetish or just really,really bored.
Yeah, I guess I was a little bored... ;) And honestly most people who bought this bear had no intention of buying one. Had it not been for Costco having it on display they would have never bought one (so much for Costco saving you money). Then add the fact that it will pretty much become a dust bag due to the difficulty of cleaning something that big and lastly cost of manufacture and transportation are around $30. That's a great deal for Costco and the company behind it.

So yes, in the end it is not a practical purchase but an impulsive buy. And impulsive buys are usually not beneficial to the buyer.

EDIT: More RFD 'bear' suckers have done massive downvote of my posts, LOL, hilarious!!!!!! Face With Tears Of JoyFace With Tears Of JoyFace With Tears Of Joy
Last edited by Abeesee on Oct 18th, 2017 8:45 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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Aug 9, 2017
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LenXons wrote: the bear is HUGE...
My girlfriend wants it but no enough space in the bedroom
Go sleep on the sofa and your girlfriend will have enough space for teddy :)
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Aug 9, 2017
166 posts
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McLaren__F1 wrote: Do a group buy, Rent home depot truck lol
This is RFD!!!! How about a time share teddy instead?
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Apr 30, 2004
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I was at the Woodbine Costco this evening and they had none...I was told they were sold out few weeks ago.

Mind letting me know which GTA locations still have them in stock? (e.g., Richmond Hill, Yorkdale, Mississauga)
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Aug 9, 2017
166 posts
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DJ Trance AZ wrote: I was at the Woodbine Costco this evening and they had none...I was told they were sold out few weeks ago.

Mind letting me know which GTA locations still have them in stock? (e.g., Richmond Hill, Yorkdale, Mississauga)
Why don't you call each store and you'll have your answer much sooner. The folks at Costco will gladly tell you if they have one in stock.
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Aug 9, 2017
166 posts
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I figured out how to pay for this bear! You only need to eat 200 hot dogs at Costco. Since you save one dollar per hot dog compared to eating a hot dog elsewhere, eating 200 hot dogs will save you $200 and the bear is paid for :)
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