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How do guys use the toilet?

I'm dating this new guy who is very well endowed so as I was having a smoke, we came across the question of how guys go to the toilet and do #2. Like do they let it dip in the water or do they hold it up and let it down when they pee? What happens if they don't fit inside the lid while sitting down? That would mean that they will need to stand up and pee before sitting down to poop.

And then the question of diseases and infections when using public bathrooms.
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Jul 23, 2007
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Why don't you two pee together?
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These are the struggles Us men have to deal with. Every man, has a different method they hace developed over years of using the potty.

Women don't understand how easy they have it when it comes to this stuff.

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Viv, you're best understanding that we don't give this much thought.

You're best asking the man himself, if anything.
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Congratulations!!

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So what will your account on pornhub be? Sounds like you can make money off this together
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vivibaby wrote: I'm dating this new guy who is very well endowed so as I was having a smoke, we came across the question of how guys go to the toilet and do #2. Like do they let it dip in the water or do they hold it up and let it down when they pee? What happens if they don't fit inside the lid while sitting down? That would mean that they will need to stand up and pee before sitting down to poop.

And then the question of diseases and infections when using public bathrooms.
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I always keep the seat down now because one time it hit me on the head very painfully as I was taking a drink.
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Ahhh the curse of being well endowed. Some days I have to just let it float in the water and coral it with long stick like Bruno Gerussi working a log.
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So you two were having a smoke, "came across the question" but there was no answer, from the guy himself that surely does this everyday? Troll thread sounds like troll thread.
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I have one of this beside the toilet, put it thru and reel it to the most comfortable length. Problem solved!
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low content/trolling, or both

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