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POST your FINDINGS: the most OUTRAGEOUS JOB ADS!

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POST your FINDINGS: the most OUTRAGEOUS JOB ADS!

Okay so I shall start.
Post the most OUTRAGEOUS, LOW=PAYING, ILLEGAL, HEAD-SHAKING JOB POSTINGS here:

MINE:

ONE:



http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/lab/3283708622.html

STAY IN LINE AT THE APPLE STORE 11PM-8AM THURSDAY/FRIDAY FOR 100$ (EATON CENTRE)
Date: 2012-09-19, 11:40PM EDT
[email protected]
HI,

I WANNA BUY IPHONE 5 ON FRIDAY MORNING BUT DONT WANNA STAY IN LINE!
STAY IN LINE FOR ME STARTING TOMORROW (THURSDAY NIGHT) AT 11PM TILL THE NEXT MORNING 8AM (FRIDAY) AT THE APPLE STORE IN THE EATON CENTRE AND I'LL PAY U 100$ CASH

EMAIL ME UR NUMBER IF INTERESTED!
SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY!

THANKS A LOT!

Location: EATON CENTRE
Compensation: 100$

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TWO:

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/spa/3284168664.html

help wanted female massage attending (Toronto)
Date: 2012-09-20, 9:54AM EDT
[email protected]
looking for a female to join us for incall massage male and female couples massage there is now a large demand for couples massage in Toronto excellent pay up to 2500 per week
email back with photos and description and availability
thanks to all those that apply
please be serious and ready to work

Location: Toronto
Compensation: 2500-3500 per week
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At least job 1 pays more than minimum wage (although just barely) for doing nothing.
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Damn ...job #2 pays $130,000+/year (assuming you work every week)!!!
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HTTP04 wrote: Damn ...job #2 pays $130,000+/year (assuming you work every week)!!!
probably has wicked benefits as well... like herpes
Because you touch yourself at night
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tsat wrote: probably has wicked benefits as well... Like herpes
loool
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~Exorcist Wanted~ (Downtown Toronto)
Date: 2012-09-27, 10:08PM EDT
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http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/trd/3301475242.html

Exorcist needed for spiritual cleansing, of personal haunting.
Riddance of curses conjured by, homicidal zombie sheep, living dead, and all other forms of undead entities in Toronto, needed.

Cash paid upon completion and satisfaction of services rendered.
Rates are open to negotiation.
Serious inquiries only.
Level 10+ White Magic Guru's ( capable of psy-suading national regions ) only.

~Oliver

Location: Downtown Toronto
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^ Years of RPGs put me to level 7 white magic, but it's there I plateaued.
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Syne wrote: ^ Years of RPGs put me to level 7 white magic, but it's there I plateaued.
Some people just don't have the motivation to succeed in life....
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^ Gotta take a screenie man. Screenshot or it never happened :(
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NoFixedAddress wrote: ~Exorcist Wanted~ (Downtown Toronto)
Date: 2012-09-27, 10:08PM EDT
[email protected]
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/trd/3301475242.html

Exorcist needed for spiritual cleansing, of personal haunting.
Riddance of curses conjured by, homicidal zombie sheep, living dead, and all other forms of undead entities in Toronto, needed.

Cash paid upon completion and satisfaction of services rendered.
Rates are open to negotiation.
Serious inquiries only.
Level 10+ White Magic Guru's ( capable of psy-suading national regions ) only.

~Oliver

Location: Downtown Toronto
Ahhh man! I got Level 7!!!!!!
I shouldve listened to my mom instead of Harry Potter and done all my 3 CFA instead!
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tsat wrote: probably has wicked benefits as well... Like herpes
lol
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I remember seeing job ads 5 years ago for recent grads stating as their requirements 7+ years in C#.net development.. 5 Years ago, c# was only out for about 5 years, so unless you were the one designing the language, it was impossible to have.
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http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-jobs-part-ti ... Z417232063

we are hiring part/full time
we need about 100 people to start work immediately
schedule is 9am - 5 pm

job description
buy iPhones from apple store and get paid commission on every transaction
we basically need purchasing agents
we will provide the funds to do the purchases

the job is for mississauga area around sq1 mall
we have been around since 2007
you can check us out at ibuyiphone5.com

please send us your resume
you will get respond immediately
it is better to email us and provide your info
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What kind of experience would you need on your resume for this? :lol:

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