PSA Porch Pirates are targeting anything of value, not just parcels
I know someone who had a nice planter from the front of their house stolen [around 6am]. Planter was fairly big and even had rocks in it so it was heavy and the thief still stole it. Value of planter and plant was probably a hundred $ give or take.
Might have to rig up some booby traps for these bad ppl....maybe vaseline the planter so they can't get a good grip.
Failure is always an option...just not the preferred one!